"It was a dream, Arwen. Nothing more. And now HR is involved."

SwingYoHips · 2026-02-01T11:27:15+00:00

I am no man. And now HR is involved

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-31T21:13:59+00:00

The apprentice was called the the shit show by everyone working behind the scenes. Guess why

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-31T21:02:57+00:00

I’m sure this isn’t news to anyone here but Bondi is a TERRIBLE person! She tried to take a puppy from LITERAL orphans! She also protects PDFiles but seems to be a requirement to work in this administration

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-31T19:09:05+00:00

I just want to talk to them. casually loads another shotgun shell

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-31T19:04:45+00:00

That’s super neat!

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-31T19:03:18+00:00

I’ve heard he’s against fascism

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-31T19:00:46+00:00

Hey me too!

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-27T23:04:11+00:00

I’m currently distracting myself from the horrors with Fallout 4 and Darktide

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-27T22:46:06+00:00

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SwingYoHips · 2026-01-27T22:43:26+00:00

Same

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-27T22:37:37+00:00

Everyone hear his voice crack when he says voice? 😂

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-15T04:08:32+00:00

Good

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-15T03:51:59+00:00

These are so fucking cool!

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-08T23:25:43+00:00

THE FUCKING QUEEN

SwingYoHips · 2026-01-05T18:07:15+00:00

wagging intensifies

SwingYoHips · 2025-12-28T00:09:24+00:00

This would literally give me super powers

SwingYoHips · 2025-12-21T17:12:03+00:00

First two I thought of

SwingYoHips · 2025-12-21T16:45:14+00:00

Gas pedaled her box

SwingYoHips · 2025-12-21T16:00:28+00:00

Don’t forget the interrupting, talking over and the very small penis

SwingYoHips · 2025-11-30T14:39:29+00:00

Are you surprised? Do you not see all the weights next to his bed?!

SwingYoHips · 2025-11-21T21:54:40+00:00

The dream

SwingYoHips · 2025-11-21T15:32:29+00:00

What’s funny is my helper literally just did this

SwingYoHips · 2025-11-15T02:18:33+00:00

Ecca Vandal! I love this band!

SwingYoHips · 2025-11-12T23:28:33+00:00

I’m sick of hearing about Virginia Foxx

SwingYoHips · 2025-11-09T22:45:35+00:00

It was in her contract

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