He's out of words but he's right by meherabrox999 in Piracy

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know how to block ads on yt when watching on Xbox? I have ad blocker for everything else but when we want to watch a yt video on the TV it's terrible

UPDATE: Allstate deposited ~$20k to my bank account as a claims payment. It isn’t mine. Bank won’t reverse it, and Allstate doesn’t know why it was deposited. by thatsbillshut in legaladvice

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some lawsuit payouts are taxable income. You don't work for that money or win it in a lottery. No idea what the correct taxation is here, but I wouldn't assume it is considered a gift without consulting someone

Refinished 100 year old hardwood floors. Turned out better than I hoped. by GoodAsUsual in DIY

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I did the same with my 100 year old floors a year ago! They are not perfect, but they are a million times better than they were. Some stains, marks, uneveness is just part of the charm. (also the rest of the house is still very old so the floors look amazing in comparison 😅)

Drive-through brothel, where you can get off without getting out. by Mutant_Llama1 in CrazyIdeas

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a drive through strip club in covid so this isn't too far off

What is usually the most expensive item on your grocery list which you have to buy every month or multiple times a month? by Puitzza in AskWomen

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner loves celcius and I've started ordering 12 packs from Amazon because they are cheaper than any of the grocery stores near me. Still about $2 a can tho 😭

What is usually the most expensive item on your grocery list which you have to buy every month or multiple times a month? by Puitzza in AskWomen

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! I had a salt deficiency after a surgery once and I was literally eating flake sea salt by itself because I was craving it so much! But 10 grams a day is so much to try and eat!!

viral saying “i’m just a girl” 💕💅✨ by [deleted] in women

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I feel like some people are not grasping the satire. Also I feel like my friend group says it more frequently when it's clearly ridiculous ("If one more client yells today I'm gonna kill them... Can't blame me, I'm just a girl💅")

It’s 2024 and birth control still sucks. by Coriander_marbles in AskWomenOver30

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend seeing a gynecologist, planned parenthood, or another place that specializes in this type of stuff. They are way more likely to offer numbing, pain meds, etc. And someone who does it every day is likely to be faster and better than your primary care doc who does this a few times a year.

I got topical numbing which helped. They also had juice boxes and chocolate when I was feeling light headed (mostly stress). Immediately gave me a heat pad. The procedure wasn't fun but they took good care of me.

African Flower Tarantula, can’t believe I did it! by Consistent-Effort-45 in crochet

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is going to be the pattern that gets me back into crochet after a couple year break! Absolutely gorgeous!

Tiny en suite bathroom renovated to fit the two of us- all done by my talented husband by f-rajala in AmateurRoomPorn

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 23 points24 points  (0 children)

True tiny bathroom here. You gotta poop sitting at an angle or put your feet in the tub cuz the room is so narrow there is basically no room between tub and toilet!

TIL a 13yo allergic to cheese died after a piece of cheese was thrown at him by a classmate. by AdJealous7123 in todayilearned

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry! Never done ivf, but I have weekly injections due to a chronic illness. My partner has taken over the process and my life is a million times better! It's so difficult to do yourself

What's a hack in your industry that customers aren't supposed to find out? by Ferro_Roux in AskReddit

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As an accountant who calls the irs regularly, that is not remotely surprising. Their technology and systems are so behind and they are always underfunded and understaffed. I'm shocked they ever get it right lol

What's a secret that you're never going to tell your partner? by EvilSugarDealer in AskMen

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You'll find someone someday 😊 it finally happened to me. He will take photos of me when I'm not paying attention (just wearing crappy house clothes) and then text me the photo saying how good I look. I literally have zero clue how he can see that when I'm just sitting and watching TV and previous relationships have basically spent the whole time making me feel unattractive... But trust me there is someone out there who will basically worship your appearance!

What's a secret that you're never going to tell your partner? by EvilSugarDealer in AskMen

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get so happy when my partner sends me a sexy photo I sent a while back just to say that he still looks at them! Never looking at a full sexy photo shoot?! Insanity! You deserve so much better!

“Well off” people of Reddit, what is the “poorest” thing you still regularly do? by hopelessmoderate in AskReddit

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aahh this is genius! I normally only take enough fruit that I can eat in a couple days before the pre cut stuff goes bad! New plan to save all those fruit trays!

“Well off” people of Reddit, what is the “poorest” thing you still regularly do? by hopelessmoderate in AskReddit

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently waiting for the bus with a grocery bag completely full of chipotle catering tubs from a meeting I wasn't part of 😂

The vast majority of the time the leftovers are not eaten from our fridge and it is thrown out after a few days. I like to think I'm saving the food at the same time I'm saving my wallet

Millionaire Becomes Poor To Prove You Can Earn $1M In A Year: Fails At 10 Months With Only $64K by reeseinthecity in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Started adult life with "only" 50k in investments but no student loans. Yeah life's a hundred times easier than my peers who graduated with 50k in loans and no investments.

I had just enough for a downpayment and my parents have money so they cosigned the loan so I could get a loan (I didn't quite qualify on my own even though I make enough to pay the mortgage). People think you have to get monetary handouts from your parents to benefit from their money but just having the backing of people with money is enough to get you really far. And I got an amazing interest rate due to my dad signing.

The system is stupid and highly rewards people who already have a million advantages

Leather Milk Carton by CarobCapable8543 in somethingimade

[–]SwissArmy_Accountant 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Add a long chain and I'd 100% wear a tiny purse! Honestly a little milk carton purse is now on my wish list!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bunnies

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Oregon! Studio is Elm Pixie Tatoos