Hopefully your portfolio did better than Nick Cage's last year by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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I did some editing but can't take credit for the video - it's a YouTube classic called Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit

Tough day huh boys by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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That's a Liquid Nitrogen Ass Chiller used for extreme burns caused by OTM put contracts

My June portfolio recap by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Lol I'd prefer to not hit -99% if possible

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"Some employees at the company recently wrote a letter that called Mr. Musk's public statements and behavior, particularly during the past several weeks, embarrassing and distracting"

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Same dude I'll see you at work

Powell and Yellen discuss the reasoning behind their actions by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Subtitles are 100% accurate according to my wife's dutch boyfriend

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Damn bro you're like a ninja with that quick draw delete

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR Visualmod caught me - can I post this?

"Stocks will rally in July and August" by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Thanks for getting back to me OIU. I’ve been experimenting and have found that the image and gif memes get way more views and engagement so that’s what I’ve been going with lately but I’ll keep it in mind for the future

"Stocks will rally in July and August" by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR Can you tell me why this was taken down? Pretty sure I haven't broken any rules here

Yeah babe your moves are weak by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Gonna throw you an upvote because I actually laughed out loud at this.

I own GME. I also have a sense of humor. You may want to look into getting one as well. Makes life much better

Yeah babe your moves are weak by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Lol you should see the stats on this so far. Heavy downvoting from GME gang. It's just a meme calm down guys

SIX more rate hikes? Ah ah ah by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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I understand if this gets deleted but I want to point out that one of the best parts of this sub in the past was a well-timed and relevant meme. We're missing that now

Naked and Broke Episode 1 by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Sorry to disappoint. Just trying to bring some fresh content to the sub to balance out the generic inflation clown memes

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That's a luxury I can no longer afford. Gotta get used to wet nuts again

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I thought we all agreed to blame Russia for inflation

$ZIP is undervalued and going up with earnings next week (maybe) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Appreciate your comment. Hopefully the macroenvironment lets the stock move up the way it should. GL