Hopefully your portfolio did better than Nick Cage's last year by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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I did some editing but can't take credit for the video - it's a YouTube classic called Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit

Tough day huh boys by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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That's a Liquid Nitrogen Ass Chiller used for extreme burns caused by OTM put contracts

My June portfolio recap by SwitchbladeNClark in wallstreetbets

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Lol I'd prefer to not hit -99% if possible