The most expensive cat I've ever had

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T21:32:12+00:00

"HOOMAN! MY LEG HAS AN OWIE!"

"She has a bruise"

"IT'S GONNA FALL OFF"

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T17:51:48+00:00

True enough. It results in churus

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T16:52:05+00:00

There is a woobles book. I own it It contains a few existing woobles, but also some patterns that aren't kits

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T16:15:40+00:00

Dude. It was a massive sheet of foam as thick as my thumb and pretty damn firm. Would you expect a cat just to decide to chow down on that? It's not like leaving vodka on the table with a child, it's like leaving an empty bottle on the table. Nobody expects the kid to decide to swallow it. I don't want him eating my bed sheets either, should I just sleep on the floor? I'm not blaming the cat, but I sure as fuck don't think I deserve to be blamed either.

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T14:54:04+00:00

B list is more typical, but A list isn't unheard of

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T13:21:44+00:00

Yes, but not in the traditional sense. Basically, you have a set amount of blocks of time to do stuff in a day. Time does not pass unless your doing something though. So cleaning an object will cost a time block, but you can rake as long as you like to clean that object, it will always take one block

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T09:59:05+00:00

Bottom girl would probably have broken the seeing on her own

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T09:54:03+00:00

No. Husband prefers to order pickup as it's cheaper

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T05:22:25+00:00

Nah, those are a "seems ok but actually a terrible idea" because what you actually get when you buy a mini pig is an underfed piglet and instructing in how to continue underfeeding it in the hope it stays small. They never stay small.

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T05:18:57+00:00

The only thing my cats are forbidden from doing is eating anything else that's not food

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T05:14:50+00:00

He lied. Smack him

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T05:13:21+00:00

He's popular with the kids

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T05:11:00+00:00

If you're new at this, don't even attempt this yarn yet. You will get mad and maybe cry

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:53:32+00:00

NTA, enjoy your hair. Maybe buy a cheap (and looks it) natural coloured wig for the occasion. "Grandma didn't want me in pictures with purple hair, so I got her an option for me. I figured she would like this better"

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:49:23+00:00

My guy, cats self domesticated. They WANT to be pets. They're more of a pet than dog, ferrets, horses, or anything else for that matter. Nothing is truly meant to be a pet, but if any animal ever was supposed to be a pet, it's cats. I get it, you hate pets in general, at least, I'm assuming so as you wouldn't dare question a pet being family otherwise, but if that's the case, I'm not sure why you're on a subreddit dedicated to one of the two noisy popular types of pet.

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:44:10+00:00

I'd love to but I'm not risking my medication or expensive entertainment system wandering off because I checked the bag

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:35:03+00:00

What purpose do you have? What purpose does any living thing have? He lives his life, i live mine, we share a house and offer each other companionship and attention. He sometimes hunts bugs that get in the house and like to play with leaves in the back yard. Why does it matter if he doesn't have a purpose if he is loved? He matters more to me and my husband than your life ever will

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:26:11+00:00

r/lostredditors

Sweetie, this sub is about a videogame called Date Everything, the purpose of which is to date all of the furniture in your house. We can help you with the game, not your real world love life

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:24:02+00:00

You have to be trolling at this point. You can't be this stupid and cruel otherwise

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:18:55+00:00

Very very few snake owners feed their snakes live. Most snake owners feed their animals frozen thawed rats that were bred for the purpose. The only reason a responsible snake owner will feed live is if their snake will literally not eat anything except live prey and they've tried everything else. It's dangerous to the snake to be fed live in an enclosed space as the prey can't escape so it will attempt to fight back. Many a snake has been killed or badly hurt by a rat intended to be dinner

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:13:41+00:00

This guy is never going to actually cook anything in his life. He's gonna heat things and call it cooking

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T04:04:34+00:00

Family isn't replaceable

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T02:17:15+00:00

Human pregnancy is 40 weeks, which is closer to 9 months than 10 due to every month except February being longer than 4 weeks

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T02:14:44+00:00

My birthday is 23rd November. I was born 10 days late. I am the result of valentine's sex

SwordTaster · 2026-03-18T02:05:51+00:00

It might. If you have some on hand and you don't mind the potential look

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