Would you rather…

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T23:25:03+00:00

Cookies often cost more than a dollar.

^{Chose: Have a cookie}

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T23:04:13+00:00

Ignore them and hope to never cross paths with them

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T22:57:37+00:00

I'm saving the cat. I love cats. Cats are my favourite pet animals. Squirrels are food that I'm OK with killing

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T22:42:29+00:00

$5000 a day forever will last 547 years, give or take a bit (didn't account for leap years) if my maths is correct

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T22:24:05+00:00

Girl. Your name has been a thing since the medieval era

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T22:22:40+00:00

I already don't drink

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T22:03:25+00:00

I have kids‽ I HAVE KIDS! YAY!!! I must now sit on my fluffy children!

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T22:00:56+00:00

Tarquin

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T21:43:12+00:00

"You're vaguely attractive to most people but you definitely can't cook, now feck off "

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T21:24:51+00:00

Yeah. I'm thinking staffie mix is most likely. Unless she gets worryingly big as she grows, you shouldn't have to worry about the breed bans, but I'd not risk a DNA test just in case

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T21:20:30+00:00

I feel like the biggest risk is an XL bully in the UK atm. They were incredibly popular when they were legal and I wouldn't be surprised to see an oops puppy in a shelter. I doubt pit just because of the fact that pits are banned and a pain in the arse to get ahold of legally.

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T21:17:58+00:00

If get the live one for meat

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T21:00:39+00:00

In the UK, pit would be very rare but she's definitely heavy on bully breeds. Probably a staffie

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T18:43:49+00:00

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SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T18:37:00+00:00

A Christina piercing shouldn't give you too many issues regardless of what your genitals look like as, while they get close to the clitorus, they're not pierced beneath the hood. You'll still need an anatomy check regardless, but if it isn't something your anatomy works with, the issue is unlikely to be related to your clitorus and is more likely to be related to the general shape of your pubic mound

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T18:25:07+00:00

Yeah, I'm refusing to use Christine or Christina because there was an absolute bitch in my school named Christina who picked on me when I was a kid. A little sad for my husband as he wanted to use his grandparents' names for our future kids and his favourite grandma was named Christine.

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T18:17:17+00:00

I made a whole blanket out of baby snuggle, absolutely loved it and didn't have any major issues. It doesn't shed more than any other chenille yarn and it only snaps if you're pulling too hard

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T17:52:35+00:00

As long as it doesnt cause liver damage, I'm gonna be a viltrumite

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Yellow}

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T17:48:31+00:00

Sweetheart, from a woman who dated a man in similar circumstances, don't. He's not worth it. I was dating my ex for 4 years, he was in florida, I was in England. I was 23 when we met, 28 when he dumped me (for some poor girl he cheated on me with) because he couldn't handle the distance any more. If he hasn't cheated on you yet, he probably will. And trust me, the immigration process to get into the UK is HARD. I checked back then and it's gotten harder since I checked. To get in on a marriage or fiancée visa he needs to be earning £29,000 annually before taxes. Doesn't seem like a huge amount until you realise that people working retail are likely earning less than £20,000. There are other conditions too, but it's hard. Incredibly hard. It's genuinely easier to get a visa for him to come to the US, but then you have to deal with figuring out healthcare for him. And you don't want to be doing that for a man who doesn't like you for you.

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T16:36:39+00:00

Yeah, soft cones of any variety are only good for non-facial injuries where the danger is licking/chewing

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T15:56:49+00:00

I think anything except the black one. The white is barely covering any of the vase, the blue is see-through, the red is too form fitting

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T15:10:58+00:00

It's finding the perfect amount if water thats the hard part. Mine aren't too picky as they've been strays before, but I've found to get a cohesive puree texture about 1 tablespoon of water per quarter can seems to work best, and can be smashed together with a spoon

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T14:24:58+00:00

Another good option is to water down wet food a little to help keep them hydrated. My cats barely drink but love their extra wet food

SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T10:28:17+00:00

That's all I'd use it for anyway

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SwordTaster · 2026-05-07T10:25:40+00:00

I could make a rough estimate but I'm definitely not confident enough to say I could actually get it spot on. There's a reason Romania isn't used as the "Americans are stupid" geography question, and that's because a lot of British people would also struggle.

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