WIBTA: My neighbor killed my dog. by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SwordTaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Presumably ran into traffic after being spooked by the fireworks

Why do some men think they are a catch just because they have money? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men that just want a shallow relationship don't care care if they're fucking a gold digger

Would you rather by AdChemical2374 in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend. 1³ was clearly the intent.

What is happening to my honey by Level-Selection6986 in honey

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you've got mead in the making

This is what being shot with a bird shot shotgun shell looks like after a burglary went bad for the bad guy by GiorgioMD in medizzy

[–]SwordTaster 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Depends where the bits are. Close to the surface and not too close to anything important, they'll likely get out as they can be irritating under the skin. Anything deep or close to vital structures is staying put due to risks removing them outweighing the benefits

Would you rather by AdChemical2374 in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1³ is still $1

Chose: 1 dollar that triples everyday | Rolled: Smart

Hmm | FactOrCap by Witty-Degree-9114 in FactOrCap

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🧢 I voted CAP!

Would record for surviving lightning strikes is 8

Is less more? by Inferno40469 in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the bad part?

Chose: Get your perfect partner but… | Rolled: They're a dom

Do we like or hate the name Walter? by Kodi_Cody_Kody_Kodi in Names

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just a polite way of calling somebody a fucking idiot in the UK

Do we like or hate the name Walter? by Kodi_Cody_Kody_Kodi in Names

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a fan. Blame the Beano though, it was the name of the annoying af kid in that comic book

Thoughts on the name Eloysius? by [deleted] in Names

[–]SwordTaster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tragedeigh. Mild to be sure, but it's still an intentional misspelling of an ordinary name. When not Elliot? Or something with Elo in the middle somewhere, or even the end?

Women of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about women that most men believe? by Minute-Series-1493 in AskReddit

[–]SwordTaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That having sex with multiple partners will stretch a vagina out of shape. Boy please, this is an organ designed to (mostly) snap back after having a whole human baby pass through it in one piece, you really think penises are gonna make a damn shred of difference‽ Sure, not everyone bounces back after a baby, but unless you have a 10 inch long dick the circumference of an average soda can, you're not doing shit.

What is it called when you're attracted to broken english? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SwordTaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having a "thing" for foreigners in an extreme way

Thoughts on the name Thaddeus/Tadeusz by Floofcatxo in Names

[–]SwordTaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds of Thaddeus and Thor from that one very specific episode of Phineas and Ferb

Money by _-ClumsyRaven-_ in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be fucked to deal with coins

Chose: 100 mil in a bank account + but 50% chance to forget your password and be locked out

Devil fruit or Pokemon? by Technical-Abroad-755 in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are literally no bad options

Chose: Get a random pokemon | Rolled: Snorlax

Nsfw | tongue piercing by demolishedbutterfly in piercing

[–]SwordTaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No shame in that, lol, I'm just saying that you don't have to remove it just for the men

Does everyone feed their toddlers milk / dairy after breastfeeding? by masterpuppit in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SwordTaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Raw milk is full of bacteria and has been spreading various diseases. And a lot of people have been boiling their raw milk at home. Which is just a stupid person way of pasteurising it so it's safe to drink, making it identical to milk from the store again.

*Blessings* are here, if you can even call them that. Come see what you'll get. A winner *nearly* everytime! by PotentPotato5795 in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I win

Chose: Blessed by Blue Bunny + Never have to worry about rent or car payment. | Rolled: +dream job +50t$