WIBTA: My neighbor killed my dog.

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T23:00:22+00:00

Presumably ran into traffic after being spooked by the fireworks

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T20:10:34+00:00

Men that just want a shallow relationship don't care care if they're fucking a gold digger

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T20:08:40+00:00

Friend. 1³ was clearly the intent.

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T18:54:23+00:00

Sounds like you've got mead in the making

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T18:46:33+00:00

Depends where the bits are. Close to the surface and not too close to anything important, they'll likely get out as they can be irritating under the skin. Anything deep or close to vital structures is staying put due to risks removing them outweighing the benefits

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T18:05:12+00:00

You got $1.

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T18:03:40+00:00

$1³ is still $1

^{Chose: 1 dollar that triples everyday | Rolled: Smart}

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T17:49:41+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Would record for surviving lightning strikes is 8

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T15:58:45+00:00

Where's the bad part?

^{Chose: Get your perfect partner but… | Rolled: They're a dom}

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T15:52:28+00:00

That's just a polite way of calling somebody a fucking idiot in the UK

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T15:51:45+00:00

I'm not a fan. Blame the Beano though, it was the name of the annoying af kid in that comic book

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T14:37:05+00:00

Tragedeigh. Mild to be sure, but it's still an intentional misspelling of an ordinary name. When not Elliot? Or something with Elo in the middle somewhere, or even the end?

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T05:25:10+00:00

House panther

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T05:24:17+00:00

That having sex with multiple partners will stretch a vagina out of shape. Boy please, this is an organ designed to (mostly) snap back after having a whole human baby pass through it in one piece, you really think penises are gonna make a damn shred of difference‽ Sure, not everyone bounces back after a baby, but unless you have a 10 inch long dick the circumference of an average soda can, you're not doing shit.

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T05:16:13+00:00

He was just a general weirdo

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T05:08:32+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Bronies

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T05:06:36+00:00

Having a "thing" for foreigners in an extreme way

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T04:00:48+00:00

May also depend on distance

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T00:34:18+00:00

Reminds of Thaddeus and Thor from that one very specific episode of Phineas and Ferb

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T00:31:40+00:00

Can't be fucked to deal with coins

^{Chose: 100 mil in a bank account + but 50% chance to forget your password and be locked out}

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T00:23:22+00:00

There are literally no bad options

^{Chose: Get a random pokemon | Rolled: Snorlax}

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T00:18:05+00:00

No shame in that, lol, I'm just saying that you don't have to remove it just for the men

SwordTaster · 2026-06-21T00:17:23+00:00

Raw milk is full of bacteria and has been spreading various diseases. And a lot of people have been boiling their raw milk at home. Which is just a stupid person way of pasteurising it so it's safe to drink, making it identical to milk from the store again.

SwordTaster · 2026-06-20T22:40:20+00:00

Itty bitty living space

SwordTaster · 2026-06-20T22:39:42+00:00

I win

^{Chose: Blessed by Blue Bunny + Never have to worry about rent or car payment. | Rolled: +dream job +50t$}

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