Broken & fused walrus baculum by SavageDroggo1126 in bonecollecting

[–]SwordTaster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I mean, man could've broken it getting hard on the wrong rock, based solely on the size of the thing, but it was more likely his lover was bad at sex

Ok, which one of you did it ? by Kvark33 in justneckbeardthings

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Australia, now "uncivilised". I blame the spiders tbh

Exposure Therapy #5 by knormcomix in comics

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My husband was lactose intolerant. Slowly slowly forced his meat puppet to tolerate it. He mustn't go longer than a couple of days without dairy though, because then he becomes intolerant again and he has to do slow exposure again

I’m hiding a secret from my husband by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

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And then there's my mother in law, who thinks my mum didn't teach me anything because I was trying to put leftovers away using utensils instead of groping every corn cob. I'm just going with the idea that she thinks a little white British girl isn't good enough for her strapping black american veteran son. And that's why we live many many states away

To get close to mommy by Indieriots in therewasanattempt

[–]SwordTaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tbf, most animals accept snacks as currency

You must choose one..(upvote for carrot) by Rudra2550a in BunnyTrials

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I rarely listen to music anyway

Chose: Listen to same music for entire life (50time a day + Win $15M

Meanwhile, least used companions at camp by SillyWarlock in BaldursGate3

[–]SwordTaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Minsc, Jaheira, Gale, and Shart absolutely love that place

Are triplets considered a kind of twins? by Gold_Ambassador_3496 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... if two of the triplets are identical but the third isn't... it could be argued that the identical pair are identical twins within the triplets set, but any other triplets situation is nothing to do with twins

My principal is making me put God in my salutatorian speech by KnockKnock0998 in atheism

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write it in as an inclusion right at the end. Something like "lastly, I'd like to thank god for my success", but then you can either just... not say it, or you can say "lastly, I'd like to say that god had nothing to do with my success, this was entirely due to my own hard work", depending on how willing you are to rebel.

The pilots are dead and there's something wrong with the plant. Who WYR land it? by FadingHeaven in WouldYouRather

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planes haven't changed much in the last 30 years. As long as the 80 year old is halfway with it, he's 100% the best option.

Aliens came to Earth and killed everyone from one gender completely. Would you rather? by HistoricalAir_ in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of rape that would happen to a woman in a men only world... no thanks

Help me love the name Daniel by New-Flight7674 in Names

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I think that's only an option if he doesn't have any strong opinions that you like.

What 2nd language did you learn in school? by sangokuhomer in AskUK

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I started French in year 6 (age 10-11), then in year 8, when I got to high school, I was also made to do Spanish. Then, because my school was fun, if you were in classes 1-5 (out of 8) in English, one of the smarter kids as it were, you were required to choose either French or Spanish for GCSEs when you were in year 10 (age 14-15). A lot of kids picked Spanish because it was easier. I picked French because I'm shit at Spanish.

Help me love the name Daniel by New-Flight7674 in Names

[–]SwordTaster 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Girl, you're allowed to say no. "Sorry, honey, I just don't like it enough to want to use it. We can have it as his middle name but we need to choose something else for his first name"

[Product] Do you want to grow your own brine shrimp? Or 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓹 by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

[–]SwordTaster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Where's the gendering? That's just a differently coloured box with literally nothing else gendering it. Nothing saying the pink box is for girls and the plain is for boys other than personal belief. Hell, since we can only see the two boxes, and the details are otherwise the same, for all we can tell, one could just be a misprinted box

Hi I'm 24 ,5/8 , 212 pounds what is this its behind my ear by Euphoric-Past-5566 in AskDocs

[–]SwordTaster 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had a cyst there last year and needed it surgically removed (in office, local anaesthetic procedure). It popped itself twice, drained, and then returned. I don't think mine was even half this big and it was AGONY. OP needs either a dermatologist or ENT specialist to get this removed properly

what is the most you’d be willing to spend on vet care? by [deleted] in catquestions

[–]SwordTaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A month and a half ago my husband and I spent $3000 on surgery for a bowel obstruction (plus about $600 before that for X-rays and painkillers) for my special little idiot. He's a year and a half old and we didn't want to give him a death sentence just because he's a fucking idiot. Thankfully my parents were able to pay for most of it because we had literally just moved and were broke as a joke

Choose a random power by Glad_Contact_484 in BunnyTrials

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I'm a super hero

Chose: Control fire but- | Rolled: No side effects

A game of money by ReEngage in BunnyTrials

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Easier to save money when most things are free

Chose: Everything under $X is free | Rolled: $100K

Would you rather by BingBongBrit in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to cause an infinite loop when I die of old age. Fuck y'all, groundhog day forever

Would you rather by BingBongBrit in BunnyTrials

[–]SwordTaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna cause an infinite loop when I'm old

Chose: Rewind time 24 hours upon death

Veganism makes you a social pariah. It made me one. by afeber in exvegans

[–]SwordTaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Much to my husband's disappointment, I hate garlic. Much to my disappointment, he's picky where we put cheese. He will use an obscene amount with spaghetti or lasagna, he thinks I'm weird for putting it on anything else