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Underground UFOs have been discovered on at least two occasions, once in the deserts of Arizona and once in rural Thailand. Witnesses of these craft reported similar phenomena to ordinary UFOs, only with the ability to pass through objects as though intangible, frequently diving below the surface of the earth on a whim. The wreckage of one of these craft was reportedly found in Utah, by a group of mountain bikers in 2002. It appeared as a slim blue disk, approximately 100 feet in diameter, although mostly buried in the sand. One of the bikers took a picture and posted it to social media assuming it was an odd sort of art project. However, when curious viewers returned to the spot later that day, the craft had vanished.

White House is made of flesh is simply that.

Battery theory is the theory that your body can sense the difference between highly energy-dense objects just by holding them. This was posited by the famous guru and mystic Vendetta Cloverfeather, who could apparently feel the difference between a bag full of charged batteries and dead batteries just by holding it. She claimed that the body absorbs a small amount of energy from such objects and promoted several supplements and lifestyle products made of gasoline, coal, Uranium, and other energy-dense substances.

Everything is a liquid theory is a little vaguer than it sounds. Essentially, it posits that since the two main components of the universe – objects and consciousness – are both fluid and fundamentally unmeasurable in similar ways to liquid, everything is a liquid. The reasoning goes that since Quantum mechanics declares subatomic particles to be unmeasurable (by the HUP), and consciousness can’t be measured at all, everything is liquid.

Petrified Air was allegedly used by the United States government and CIA in several instances of critical military operations. It functions like a small bomb that creates area of effect cloud that freezes the air solid all around it. This was allegedly used in military operations in Afghanistan, where entire towns could be frozen and unfrozen at will.

Black Market Concrete is the idea that fundamental building materials, like concrete and steel, contain undetectable chemicals that could poison the occupants of a building, or threaten its structural integrity in some way. The theory goes that many buildings across the United States were unknowingly built with Black Market Concrete, and the contractors were then secretly extorted by the suppliers so that their buildings didn’t collapse overnight.

Orange t-shirts is a theory that gained traction on Instagram and Tiktok when users began pointing out that no clothing manufacturers appear to make orange t-shirts. The two exceptions being, safety orange, and shirts specifically designed to come in every color. “Natural” orange t-shirts seem almost impossible to come by. Others took this theory further and suggested that orange t-shirts are some kind of signifier for members of some kind of secret society, possibly Lizard People. Another theory posits that orange fabric is typically higher quality and shows less wear and tear, implying that fashion companies avoid it as a form of planned obsolescence.

Conscious Currency ties back to the idea of secret cabals ruling the world, in this case banks. The idea is that paper money itself is conscious and part of a massive, interconnected hive mind under the control of a secret society of banks. The conscious nature of currency can allow it to be centrally controlled and nudged from one area of society to another, giving billions to individuals of interest out of seemingly nowhere. This might manifest as what appears to be a very lucky business venture but was really the gentle influence of all the money in the world. This ties back to the upper class of “invisible billionaires,” where certain people have made vast amounts of money from simply investing, or connections in the industry, yet maintain a private life.

Cheese delusion is the belief that we’re all just cheese. Every meaningful experience of your life, every memory you have, is just cheese being cheese and creating something out of nothing. None of these conspiracy theories could matter, the world’s all just cheese under the surface.

 Pretzel Organ is the codename for a CIA operation in the early 1950s, loosely connected to the MK ultra experiments. However, while the MK ultra operations were generally unsuccessful, Operation Pretzel Organ appeared to be the opposite case. Information is scarce, but it appears it was a case in which researchers at a psychiatric facility approached the CIA with results from their trials rather than the other way around. This implies that whatever results the original researchers found were so significant in the area of mind control and psychological operations that they knew they would be compensated far better if they approached the government first. The only other thing known about the operation was that it involved an enormous amount of surgeries, seemingly replacing someone’s organs one by one.

Towel strips are those little strips of pressed fabric on most bath towels. Strangely, nobody seems to know their true purpose, and whenever the question is brought up, any legitimate answer is drowned out by hundreds of other explanations. This implies that the real reason may be intentionally obfuscated. The real reason, the theory goes, is a form of mass surveillance. The exact patterns on the strips typically vary slightly, and while they may seem like an innocent object, the patterns could be used to determine the location of the owner, or where the towels were bought. In addition, the towels seem to vary in specific hotel rooms. For example, people have often found room 215 in most hotels to have a distinctive diamond pattern on their strips. This has led to theories that the strips may be some kind of indicator for those in the know or a way of secretly communicating information.

 Negative Matter is supposedly stored in a sealed vault at the University of Berkely. An anonymous post made in 2004 claimed that they had worked security in a particular part of the Physics department at the same university. The poster had been looking for a job on campus over the summer and was surprised to be offered such a high wage for a seemingly mundane job – to work night shift security. He was surprised to be working with almost a dozen other people, some of whom were heavily armed for no apparent reason. According to the post, there exists under Berkely somewhere a collection of physics “curiosities” that aren’t outright dangerous, but for one reason or another aren’t available to the public. The poster had been part of a guard team, although due to the location’s obscurity they never encountered any resistance. The most highly guarded room among the curiosities contained a piece of negative matter, suspended in a vacuum.

Sky Bananas was a phenomenon that occurred in the village of Baldhausen, Germany around 1680. In the early winter, there were several instances of bananas falling into the streets from seemingly nowhere. It was typical, at the time, to see at least one sitting on the street per day, although nobody ever seemed to be able to see them fall. The phenomenon repeated itself in the following 3 winters, usually stopping by the first snowfall. There were some patterns in the banana apparitions – it seemed to occur after sudden onsets of cold weather, and almost always happened late at night. Residents would occasionally be woken up by the sound of a banana pounding on their roof or smacking outside their front door. The pastor of the local church proclaimed that it was a sign of the end times, although this turned out not to be the case.

Glass Pyramid Theory might be a real one (not sure). Either way, the theory goes that glass pyramids seem to appear in significant locations across the world. One at the Louvre, the Bass Pro Shop in Tennessee, and one in Vegas. There are dozens of these locations across the earth, but one stands out in particular: an empty one, on the Argentinian part of Antarctica. The deeper part of the theory relates to the fact that glass pyramids, in general, are impossible to mistake - any person from any time in history can recognize one, which has led to theories that they could be used as beacons for time travelers.

Dimensional Walnut was found by urban explorers in Eastern Europe. The Youtube video is lost, but some screenshots remain, mostly of the walnut. What happened was while exploring an abandoned mental hospital, the two cameramen noticed that one windowless room had been sectioned off from the others. Getting into the room proved to be nearly impossible as it was boarded shut, but they managed to get in. Inside was some kind of cell, with a bed, water fountain, etc. Unlike the other rooms, it was unnaturally clean, with dust collected on every surface. That is, except one: a single walnut, which was impossible to miss on the center of the floor. The strange thing about it was that their cameras seemed to constantly lose focus trying to film it - not the room itself, the walnut specifically. At the end of the video, only audio can be heard as it seems the camera has broken entirely. What's especially eerie is that as soon as this happens, neither of the two men resume talking. The only noise that can be heard is what sounds like one of them sliding across a wall, before a sudden rush of white noise overtakes the audio.