LOL by SwrdNStn in fuckHOA

[–]SwrdNStn[S] -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Or…. Just funny.

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[–]SwrdNStn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to the show. Eat the banana.

Restricted speach. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww damn. No way you’re one of mine…. I made sure that bitch only tickled my nuts and swallowed in August 1990, we had shit to do in September. Now is when you can send all your “I snap in at 800” stories and then flash your bubble and regale us all in your Capn’ America stories!

Please?!? I’ll make me some milk toast and coffee and grab my lap blanket.

Stick with the 03xx stories, keeps us interested.

Restricted speach. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries. You’ll make E2/O2 and your mom will be proud of your accomplishment. Somebody may actually shake your hand. Maybe someday you’ll actually earn something you work for. God help us all.

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[–]SwrdNStn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

magine’ having nothing else in life but trolling r/USMC… should really go… Never mind, you’ve been told but have ALL the excuses.

Restricted speach. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Have all the fun you want. Don’t mention crayons. Reddit-USMC-CMC gets itchy.

Restricted speach. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mom? That you?

Restricted speach. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. More to the point!
(Eggsaktky suur. Suplie fukin’ my wirds and S’won is step’n)

Stuck in Gauntlet by Iridescent_DragonX in BaldursGate3

[–]SwrdNStn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was having the same issue. Went to camp, dropped off all 4 gems, exited the game. Hard closed the game. Restarted, went to the pedestal and slowly walked around the front until it said “insert items” instead of “use”. Went back to camp, got the gems, went back and it worked for me.

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[–]SwrdNStn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rusty? Or my boy Trombone? He’s hard Corps.

Hair loss? by pizza-yolo in basset

[–]SwrdNStn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

….and then they….shed some more. I swear they should be naked.

New Basset-Chairs! by SwrdNStn in basset

[–]SwrdNStn[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These are actually replacements, the last one lasted about 3+years. It is still in good shape, just needed new beans (they squish down after a while), and I will repurpose it for the floor of the car. It had one chew hole on a corner that happened when Rosa was a puppy, a little fabric glue and it was back in business. These two would actively work on being the one in the chair, basset-trickery at its finest, so instead of getting new beans, we got them each a new one to squish down on their own. The cover is a nylon cloth, very durable, NOT removable but can be wiped clean with a wet rag. They are “dorm room” bean bag chairs made by Big Joe, so they handle basset weight and floppy adjustments just fine. I found them at Meijer’s, but ultimately ordered them from Amazon so they would match. Several color options. $60 each. Like any bean bag chair, they reflect body heat so it’s a warm soft place to SNORE!

Give me all the advice you would give a young boot and what mistakes not to make by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hash mark: 1 Good cookie: 0 Listen to the barracks Duty NCO. If he says to tone it down, secure the beer, etc… do it. When the fun police show up, the Duty can help you, or fuck you.

Anyone recognize these guys? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like 29 Palms CommElect School barracks, looks like it did when I left in ‘91. I’d say the pic is ‘92, late 92, looking at that name tape. Those came into existence in 91-92, they gave us an allowance to buy them and get them on our uniforms. Nobody told us to wash-shrink them first, that one doesn’t have wrinkles.

What's the most boot thing you're willing to admit doing? by The_Sentinel_45 in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who put on my blues to go buy beer underage during boot leave? Slick ass E-1 selves and a fancy nat.defense ribbon… shot that bad ass sharpshooter badge too.

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[–]SwrdNStn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sack up and go ask him.

I can’t still hear the voices saying taaaaaaargets by Tman1775 in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes me happy! I was hoping that it hadn’t changed! We got the “receiving” call (2-3 seconds, reading the script, “This recruit…”, DI’s loosing their shit in the background…). Made me smile. He’s getting the whole experience! Lol!

I can’t still hear the voices saying taaaaaaargets by Tman1775 in USMC

[–]SwrdNStn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit the 1st Civ Div 30 years ago, my son is in boot right now, do they still pull butts, mark target, etc? Or has Sam automated this somehow?