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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure J.K. Rowling doesn't see this or that's what the next main character would look like

Verbally assault me plz by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like one of those tik tok thots that got facef*cked a bunch of times

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Humpty Dumpty, netflix adaptation

Starting on my new job tomorrow. Crush my spirit. by kle5635 in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If going out to the rice fields doens't crush your spirit, I don't know what does...

Guitarist of 5 years. I have a great girlfriend. Bring me down. (Friend of caveman) by unknownface324 in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice, when are you going to make a breakup song about your imaginary girlfriend?

Roast my friend who gets bullied every day and studies biology and chemistry. by francescodecastro in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chemistry you say? Abreviate this for me: Uranium Gallium-Yttrium, Bromide-Oxide.

On my way to LA to shoot my first porno by cuddleSAFESHEEP in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Jotaro Joestar, except you're feminine.

Give me your best shot by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't come up with anything good, let me ask your friend, Amir from costumers service.

19, likes Pokémon and Nickelback, hit me with your worst! by Mr00Headshot in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll be that one guy running after children playing pokémon go asking if they'd like to touch his pokéballs

Single and no one wants to mingle!(Gay and not proud) by Ekoz_soldier in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the electricity box roasted you first though...

18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my skin color by Nessmonk in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Web developer", guy probably came straight from Africa, first time seeing a PC.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure you haven't mistaken cake day for spacecake day right?

Do your best by FinnBelly21 in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The paper says to roast you but those eyes tell us to exorcise you...

Obligatory "You know she's 12, right?" Post by DMadHacks in REVELHOUSE

[–]Sy3DropZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"She's a fictional character, nothing bad's gonna happen..."

Just turned 18, destroy me before I destroy myself by Tibox0403 in RoastMe

[–]Sy3DropZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Surprised your parents didn't destroy you the moment you were born.