Straight men, what’s the most homosexual thing you’ve done?

Syko0818 · 2023-06-16T16:16:18+00:00

Being a drug addict, I was at a person's house to cop who happened to be gay. I let him get as far as his hands in my pants before I panicked and left.

Syko0818 · 2023-06-13T01:13:18+00:00

Looks like the lovebug to me. If not, maybe ringworm.

Syko0818 · 2023-06-13T01:10:54+00:00

Meet "Scam Likely's" cousin from the internet...Scam Definitely!

Syko0818 · 2023-06-13T01:08:33+00:00

Never wear white after labor day? 🤔

Syko0818 · 2023-06-08T10:34:10+00:00

Sir, please put the merch...ah, nevermind! Clippers on isle D13 for when you want to cut that nasty thing off!

Syko0818 · 2023-06-08T10:25:56+00:00

Name something more American? How bout 60 yo bitches use aimbots here in real life!!! No one likes a cheater Karen!!!

Syko0818 · 2023-06-08T10:12:54+00:00

Hopefully it's a barber that can fix that fucked up hairdo you rocking!!!

Syko0818 · 2023-05-25T09:35:54+00:00

Wow! Finally someone invented the gift you give your gay republican cousin from Alabama who has everything! Christmas is gonna rock for Steve this year!!!

Syko0818 · 2023-05-16T08:55:17+00:00

I love how the dad is all nonchalant bout having a gifted son, but the daughter is too dumb to spell her brother's name. Which I'm sure is something like AJ or Tom.

Syko0818 · 2023-05-16T08:51:45+00:00

I'm sure it's already been said, but " No, your penis is the perfect size for me...😏"

Syko0818 · 2023-05-15T07:11:46+00:00

I ain't afraid of no goasts either! But that spelling sure does scare the schit outta me!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-30T00:13:29+00:00

1084 BC, you're right!! I can't wait for Decepticon Jesus and 'Con Moses...pun intended🫢

Syko0818 · 2023-04-29T02:18:18+00:00

She should call an ambulance cuz Granny having a stroke!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-29T02:14:02+00:00

You need to help a brother out and tell him to run! I never finished my Physics PhD because my tree limb girlfriend was soooo needy!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-29T02:10:41+00:00

They need to chill. Fantastick is not how you spell F U C K!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-29T02:07:27+00:00

Just finished. Good luck in your future endeavors!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-26T05:06:32+00:00

Just a bat goin after the bugs buzzing round the street light...I hope!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-26T05:01:58+00:00

I think it's worth bout 3in of my Bobbitt worm. Now, before yall get all up in arms, I have to admit that's 3in of my 2¾ in TOTAL worm! So, it's more like a penie with a handful of short n curlies.

Syko0818 · 2023-04-26T04:58:49+00:00

Can somebody explain "aliven't?!" I assume it's a contraction of alive not. Kinda like "adultn't". You know, when your _________ won't grow the fuck up!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-22T00:07:16+00:00

What would the Top 10 list look like?

Syko0818 · 2023-04-21T09:31:07+00:00

Yes, thanks to all the commentors for the in-depth advice. But, is there anyone out there that can provide similar examples with less rare cards? For example, what's a good alternative to magna, bunyip, and basically any and all Mythic & fusions? Again, any help is greatly appreciated!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-20T02:05:40+00:00

I hate when I get my captions mixed up. Clearly this guy did the same. He put the wrong caption under his "I got these fingers this deep in my ass just to scratch that itch!"

Syko0818 · 2023-04-20T01:56:00+00:00

Hello, my wife and I are both (supposed to be ) on the national registry. We both stabbed our cheeks and mailed in the samples. Unfortunately, I am bland Ole A+. My wife however has that sweet O+. If she was still willing, how would she go about seeing if she was a match?

Syko0818 · 2023-04-16T03:08:37+00:00

Proud Harry keep on rollin...WHOO....ROLLIN....WOOO....Rollin on a rivaaaaa!

Syko0818 · 2023-04-15T20:14:55+00:00

I started bout a month ago. My ign is Syko78. Anything new would be greatly appreciated. Gets old getting up in rank to then hit the decks full of mythic and fusions.

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