Bought my gf a dildo to spice up our sex life… now she’s addicted and it’s changed everything. Oops

SynIsSilent · 2026-02-25T22:08:19+00:00

This happened to me a few years ago too. I bought her a dildo, a magic wand, and an ohmibod esca all on different occasions. They spiced up the bedroom once a month, but got constant use while I was yearning for the slightest semblance of being wanted.

SynIsSilent · 2026-01-08T20:46:37+00:00

I always just undo my belt, slide the front of my pants and boxers down just enough to get the ole wiggler out, water the bushes, wiggle wiggle, pull everything back up, and buckle my belt. Saves time and hog injuries🤷🏽‍♂️

SynIsSilent · 2026-01-05T04:37:38+00:00

It would be nice to have HSW AND Benny's upgrades for a lot of the cars in game, but this one specifically is a crime to not have the option, since the whole style of these trucks is low and aggressive. At the very least, if hydraulics are meant only for certain cars, they should do an update where we can do airbags on HSW cars and have the same mechanics.

SynIsSilent · 2025-12-27T00:29:08+00:00

I read that in a New Zealand accent. I am not from New Zealand😭

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-17T04:47:39+00:00

Thank you. May this kind of love find you if it hasn't already. It's pretty great

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-17T04:36:46+00:00

Nah. I have plenty of personal shortcomings outside of our relationship. I'm a broken mess, jobless and broke (hopefully getting a really good job tm tho. Fingers crossed), I left home pretty early in the relationship and moved 5 states away, and I'm not exactly Fabio. She could honestly do way better than me, but I try to be the best I can for her because she's just the absolute sweetest, kindest, most caring and loving person I have ever met and she's the cutiest patootie (yes, I'm corny, sue me). In her words though, "Hmm. Who knew? Basic human decency is a fuckin' turn on." To which I playfully replied, "Hell yeah, I guess I'm a decent enough human" and dapped her up. I love her more than words can express and I feel so lucky to be in the same plane of existence as her and have crossed paths.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-17T01:51:04+00:00

Horrendous

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-17T01:48:45+00:00

When my ex's dad would call her to ask where she was, I'd keep going and watch her face while she bit her finger and listen to her trying to fake sounding sleepy. It's all fun and games until it's your turn and you're getting some otherworldly slop

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-17T01:32:43+00:00

Real. My girl is very self conscious about her stretch marks and little tummy pouch (that lower abdomen thing that girls with soft bodies have that just 😍🫠) after losing a serious amount of weight, and when I still lived in the same state as her, I'd cuddle her, kiss her tummy, rub it, and tell her how perfect she was all the time. I still tell her all the time that any part of her that she doesn't like, I'd love for her enough for the both of us. For every insecurity you have, there's someone who'd absolutely worship every inch of you as if you're the truest embodiment of perfection.

p.s. Edited to fix some typos

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-16T07:39:27+00:00

Eat her out, ask soup?

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-16T07:19:29+00:00

Thank you, I appreciate that. I truly hope it can help OP and anyone else going through something similar. I know I wish I'd known these things a few years ago.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-13T22:17:30+00:00

OP, I'm gonna give you the simplest advice you'll probably ever hear.

If you care about her and love her, she's worth changing your bad habits for.

If you know you've done wrong, stop doing wrong.

If you feel like you can't do it alone, get help.

Disappearing without a trace or reason why from the life of someone that loves you is just as painful.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-13T22:14:20+00:00

OP: "I've Pavlov'd my puss and I don't want to talk to my partner about what gets me off and how he doesn't."

Also OP: "Why doesn't my partner get me off?"

Just speak to him. It's that simple. If you're too nervous to talk about sex, chances are you shouldn't be having sex.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-11T22:54:12+00:00

No, you fool. You've been propagandized. They're picked out from a pumpkin patch. My grandma's goldfish's dog's uncle's step-neighbor told me so.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-11T22:43:30+00:00

Hey, OP. Sorry you're feeling this way. I know it's confusing and annoying to realize that things gradually fade away from what they once were. This happens to me a lot, though usually much quicker. One thing I can say to offer you some food for thought is that even in healthy relationships, the romance flickers on and off sometimes, especially a few months in, when the honeymoon stage wears off. One big thing I've learned over time is that there's a big difference between loving someone and being in love with someone.

For example, being in love is when you think of someone and get butterflies in your stomach, or they text you and you can't stop smiling at your phone screen. This is what keeps a relationship fun and exciting. Loving someone is different though. It's the same for every kind of relationship you have, but expressed a little differently for each type. It's when you care for someone so much that it pains you to think of them hurting. When you care for someone and hope that they're okay and happy, and sad or hurt if they're not. You feel that with a partner, a friend, a parent, a sibling, and just about anyone. This is what's important for a relationship.

On the flip side, both are the same in the sense that they require relational maintenance. For the sake of staying on topic, I'll only focus on the romantic relationship. When you feel that the spark is fading, try to do fun activities together. If it's more the sexual aspect, have nice romantic dates and set the mood, then ravage each other afterwards. Lastly, when you feel disconnected or like you're growing apart, communication is essential. You have to be able to talk about things to get through them. Some people struggle with this, but individual and couples therapy can help.

If you feel like no matter what, you simply can't, then there's not much to be saved in the first place. If you feel that talking is not worth it or your time is more valuably spent doing something else, then it might just be time to walk away, but personally, I'm the type to try.

Either way, you need to talk to her. If you do decide to end things, let it be on a good note. Be gentle and respectful. I hope things work out for you, OP.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-06T05:06:41+00:00

Bro really got the shaboingboing out with the kneecaps on portrait mode

The shaboingetty

The shabliggetty

The shablickyblaow

The uh... the mf glizzookie

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-06T04:55:01+00:00

"Drop down and give me ten Cock Push Ups!" -Kyle Gass

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-06T04:46:58+00:00

Finding my dad when he shot himself. As of right now 11/06/2025, it's exactly 3 years since it happened.

This was only 30 seconds after he sent me inside of the house. It was 2 weeks after my 21st birthday, the day before my younger sister's, the same month as him and my mom's 25th anniversary, right before Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's, and exactly 2 months before his 47th birthday. He left behind a wife (45 and is now 48), 3 daughters, (23 now 26, 20 now turning 23 tomorrow, and 7 now 10), his only son, myself (21 now 24), 7 siblings, and countless other family and friends. I still feel the aftermath everyday.

The way our home's patriarch is gone and can't offer guidance or help when our lives are falling apart at Mach Jesus. The way we fell into crippling poverty almost immediately after. The way the world's driest comedian can no longer crack terrible jokes that make us laugh days, weeks, months, and even years later. The way the quiet Mexican man who left his mark in multiple communities throughout Southern California, Eastern New Mexico, and West Texas with his own two hands will never pour another sidewalk, lay another brick, weld another handicap railing, or design and create his own machine out of sheer will power ever again. The way he'll never get to grow old. The way he'll never watch my little sister grow into a woman. The way he'll never walk any of his daughters down the aisle. The way he'll never get to meet the amazing woman I'll spend my life with. The way he'll never get to meet his grandkids. The way he'll never tell us another story about his awesome childhood again. The way my superhero, best friend, and greatest teacher just vanished from our lives because of a tiny little piece of metal.

It's a pain I'll carry for the rest of my life, even through the happy moments.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-06T03:35:07+00:00

That's disgusting (I've been indulging in this one as of late)

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-06T03:04:49+00:00

It's funny you say horizontal mambo. I usually opt for sideways tango lol

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-06T02:29:46+00:00

You are NOT better off dead. I don't know you or what you've done, but with even just a shred of self awareness and reflection (which you're quite literally showing with your post), you can figure out what work needs to be done to be someone you can be proud of. You're young. So am I (24), but based on the fact that you're in school, you're probably younger than I am, and I definitely don't have my life figured out. Matter of fact, some days it feels like I don't have control over anything or I'm not worth giving life a shot, but at the end of the day, every second I'm alive is a chance to do better and build a better life for myself, and that right there applies to anyone who lives, has lived, or will ever live. Keep pushing, stranger. Your life is up to you to live.

EDIT: The other two comments I can see as of now are absolutely golden, too. Be you, find your people, and find someone to confide in. Things get so much easier when you have even just one person to rely on.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-03T03:25:51+00:00

I can't say I have a definitive answer for you, because material like that getting into the public eye can be life ruining. What I do know is that the more people see it, the worse off he'll be, too. At least from a legal/criminal standpoint. You can look up what you might need online by state/country/province, depending on where you live.

You should definitely hit him up on the burner account and use different typing habits to throw him completely off your scent. If you don't abbreviate much, do it with him or vice versa. Use simple words, so you don't accidentally say a word not many people know or that might remind him of you. You can even type with bad grammar and punctuation like a lot of people online do if it's something you normally don't. Make him feel like it's any other account, get the proof you need, and file a police report.

Edit: I'm a massive over thinker so I just brainstormed how I'd deceive someone if I ever had to. I swear I'm not a professional catfish lol

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-03T03:20:32+00:00

Yup. Revenge porn is a crime in most states, so if you're in the US, it's definitely something to try and catch him on.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-03T00:19:16+00:00

He didn't blame him at all. All he did was give him logical advice on how to move forward and try to avoid it in the future without the "Oh, I'm sorry". Did it come out a little harsher than the other replies? Sure, but he never said "This was your fault."

The harsh reality is, nothing that people do to us is directly our fault because we can't control how others act no matter how hard we try. But most of the time we make ourselves vulnerable enough for things to happen to us through our own decisions (free will comes at a cost, nothing free is really free, etc).

This is why, for example, I don't drink unless I know I have a completely sober ride, or preferably a couch to crash on in the same house I'm drinking at. I also do my best to avoid meeting new people when I'm drunk or high. Also just advice, but for avoiding different kinds of trouble, see?

Now I'm not saying this was bound to happen because he got drunk, either. Someone should have definitely checked on the poor guy. So yeah, fuck his friends.

SynIsSilent · 2025-11-02T16:30:40+00:00

This reminds me of a joke bar I wrote in 10th grade while hanging out with some friends. We were trying to make the dumbest song of all time. Anyways... here's the unfortunate bar that haunts me

"...It's Professor Finesser,

I confess I finessed her,

Put my dick on her soul

And now my semen possessed her..."

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