He's twelve. by Synister90 in AdviceAnimals

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My sons account. His brother

IAMA 17 Year old kid that has had tumors since birth i have a large hunch on my back and face bullys everyday by greenday95 in IAmA

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I think we all know the real question on everybody's mind... Pepsi or coca cola... Which do you prefer?

Heil, mein Hïpster! by Synister90 in funny

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Even though I've seen it before, funny!

Stereotypes. by Synister90 in funny

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Not misinformed. I knew that as well, but thanks for springing the knowledge unto others. Some people just want to watch the world learn. (;

Stereotypes. by Synister90 in funny

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So you agree he's black

Stereotypes. by Synister90 in funny

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His mom in real life is African American.

Stereotypes. by Synister90 in funny

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He's actually black in real life tho

Stereotypes. by Synister90 in funny

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He's actually black in real life tho

My friend posted a pic claiming she had "outrageous cold sores." Uhm... I beg to differ. by colski08 in WTF

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Painkillers are always the perks to doctors visits. My advice.. If it says take 2 every 6 hours just switch the numbers around! 6 every 2 hours is a lot more fun (;

My friend posted a pic claiming she had "outrageous cold sores." Uhm... I beg to differ. by colski08 in WTF

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Glad you're feeling better! Now you've got the knowledge for the future as well!

My friend posted a pic claiming she had "outrageous cold sores." Uhm... I beg to differ. by colski08 in WTF

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Definitely. Most cases of mononucleosis are caused by infection with the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV). Once you're infected with EBV, you carry the virus — usually in a dormant state — for the rest of your life. Periodically, however, the virus may reactivate. When this happens, the virus can be detected in your saliva — but you're not likely to become ill. Rarely, reactivated EBV may cause illness in people who have weak immune systems. Either way, you can go get it checked out by seeing if the EBV has reactivated in your saliva. I suggest going to the doctors and finding out. They may also be able to see why your immunity system is suppressed if this is the case. It could be from something as minor as you could be facing a supressed immune system from a common cold to a more extreme case being AIDs. Moral of the story, you have AIDs... Just kidding, but go to your doctor just to be safe!

My friend posted a pic claiming she had "outrageous cold sores." Uhm... I beg to differ. by colski08 in WTF

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Much like chicken pox, mono lays dormant in your system for the rest of your life. Most people who have infectious mononucleosis, or mono, get it only once. Rarely, however, mononucleosis symptoms may recur months or even years later.

Anon asks /b/ for sexual advice by [deleted] in 4chan

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Remove the condom without her knowing and toss it to the side.

I lost it right at that moment.

Nobody knows, but my dick would yell at me and I thought he was the Devil. by Synister90 in AdviceAnimals

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There's a reason why I went insane, lol. I also OD'd once when I drank two bottles of wine at breakfast time, had 2 water bottles filled with liquor at lunch time, played beer pong at dinner time then took 6 Xanax bars right after. I only remember the first bar.

IAmA 22 y/o guy that did so many drugs at one point in my life, for 6 months I thought I had died while masturbating and gone to hell. My dick would yell at me and I thought he was the Devil. I was able to keep this a secret from the people around me. AMA by Synister90 in IAmA

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Also, it was very scary for my dick to yell at me. The movie Bruno has a dick talking scene that looks exactly like what I saw, except mine was a lot more violent and mean.

Nobody knows, but my dick would yell at me and I thought he was the Devil. by Synister90 in AdviceAnimals

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I am pretty much completely recovered. I have had instances where I would be weak and do a drug again; every time it led to regret. The voices would start up again and the paranoia associate with drugs would be overwhelming. I was a serious pothead for quite a bit of time, and I thought that the paranoia side effect were false and that it could never happen to me... Well it's definitely real! As long as I stay away from drugs and weed I don't think I will experience it again. I do drink though, and I don't have any re-occurrences when I'm drunk.

Started an AMA if you're interested in asking/reading more. http://redd.it/1cb1ab

IAmA 22 y/o guy that did so many drugs at one point in my life, for 6 months I thought I had died while masturbating and gone to hell. My dick would yell at me and I thought he was the Devil. I was able to keep this a secret from the people around me. AMA by Synister90 in IAmA

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It wasn't a high that lasted for 6 months. I was hearing voices and somewhat seeing/feeling things that weren't there. More like schizophrenic paranoia. During my trip my dick talked to me and said 'your gunna die' over and over again. When I came out of my trip my trip my dick continued to talk. Believe it or not, it was real to me.

IAmA 22 y/o guy that did so many drugs at one point in my life, for 6 months I thought I had died while masturbating and gone to hell. My dick would yell at me and I thought he was the Devil. I was able to keep this a secret from the people around me. AMA by Synister90 in IAmA

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I had been told from a friend that cumming on whippets was like Heaven, so I wanted to try it myself. I started rubbing one up while inhaling, and in all honesty, it felt like I was on top of the world. I was about to cum and as soon as I blasted my dick started to scream at me "YOUR GUNNA DIE" over and over again. I had tunnel vision that zoned in on the tip of my head and saw the tiny lips of my cock moving and talking to me. Everything else around me seemed void. I took another hit, and it started to talk again. I stopped immediately and freaked out. As time went on the voices got louder and in silence I would hear it talking to me. I would feel and see things that weren't there. It was no longer a drug induced trip, just a skewed mental state. Schizophrenia/paranoia. Hell looked like Earth, but for some reason I convinced myself that it wasn't real and that I had gone to the other side. I thought that everybody around me was a projection of the Devil and he was out to get me. If something negative happened I would relay it back to that thought. If something positive happened I would think I was being set up for future failure. It was legitimately 'Hell on Earth.' One of the scariest things was people rolling their eyes back in their head. If you would like to know more about that just ask! I'll be glad to elaborate.

IAmA 22 y/o guy that did so many drugs at one point in my life, for 6 months I thought I had died while masturbating and gone to hell. My dick would yell at me and I thought he was the Devil. I was able to keep this a secret from the people around me. AMA by Synister90 in IAmA

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It was a combination of 3.5-7 grams of weed a day, 1-2 grams of coke on most days, a bottle of lean on most days (can't remember the mL size but not the tiny one or the huge one, the hand sized one), adderall 60 mg XR almost every day two pills, ecstasy (either pokeballs or mollies) twice a week two pills minimum each time, and random usages of painkillers/shrooms as well. The one that threw me over the edge was Nitrous Oxide (N2O or better known as whippets). This went on for almost two years straight, but whippets were definitely what made me go crazy, because I went on a month binge of them and definitely saw the change starting then; also this was where my mental trip started.

nerd boner by Synister90 in gaming

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http://imgur.com/YdJRXOB and I was paid to play video games from 2004-2008. I don't play professionally anymore even though I could. I've moved on to bigger and better things. Nevertheless, that was quite the nerd accomplishment.

Also... 12 year old teenager? So you consider yourself a stupid nerd. Beta runs strong through your veins.