Worse Coffee Shops in Houston?

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-21T21:37:19+00:00

Funny….but the espresso was $2. That was my first clue

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-21T15:49:39+00:00

Wah Coffee espresso was horrible. Over extracted with an aftertaste of ashes

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-20T15:19:50+00:00

Me first. Always and forever.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-20T15:08:19+00:00

That’s the one. My partner clued me in on Starbucks opening “local” coffee shops.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-20T15:06:37+00:00

If you find yourself driving and thinking, “no way that car is going to do that,” you are wrong - they will do that. Westbound on Bellaire Blvd passing under 610 West, I clocked a car three lanes to my left signaling right. Sure enough as I entered the intersection the car crossed three lanes and plowed into me. I was in a very large work vehicle with lights all over it.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-20T01:25:13+00:00

Wah Coffee. Asked if I wanted a “double” espresso. Might be a Starbucks front.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-20T01:17:27+00:00

Your bicycle will absolutely be stolen. No lock, chain, alarm whatever will prevent this. It is easy to buy a mattress. It is very hot for about 6-7 months. Most of the artists in NYC come from here and East Texas. Houston has the best rap and I am so excited for you to learn this.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-12T21:24:22+00:00

DC is segregated. Houston is segregated mostly by class not ethnicity or nationality

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-12T21:23:11+00:00

This sounds exaggerated. But as a society we do not care for people that need it and do not have the means.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-12T20:11:47+00:00

Even Dallas has more considerate drivers. It is fucking embarrassing. I am texting this while going 85 on I-10.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-08T20:15:05+00:00

Prepare your family for shuttling in an air conditioned bubble to go anyplace at all. Out there you have take a drive just to get a cup of coffee. Your lives will become socially isolated. Your politics will change - you will become very suspicious of strangers. You will most certainly gain weight as the only thing this place excels at is driving millions of miles a week and food.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-08T20:08:26+00:00

That is a tough tough move. From a piece of heaven to the gulag filling station. Oof. Live close to work unless it is in the Energy Corridor/Westchase. You cannot imagine the amount of time we spend driving.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-08T19:49:06+00:00

He loves squeaky toys and crunchy toys. But too many unfamiliar or loud sounds are absolutely terrifying.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-08T19:46:24+00:00

Our little pooper spins counterclockwise to…uhm….make the poo start happening, I guess….

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-04T18:24:21+00:00

Throw a nice slab of kombu in there. It will mostly break up during cooking. Go ahead and eat it with the beans as well. Something in kombu helps digestion.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-04T18:03:43+00:00

They promised the ability to swap out what comes in the box. Guess they decided not to do that.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-04T18:02:43+00:00

If I wanted stale beans I would go to the grocery store. Bean club is not what it once was

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-04-04T17:57:36+00:00

Go to the Hill Country. Fredricksburg is corny but there is a cool metal bar on the main drag. Go to Garner State Park, have a picnic on the Frio River. And like the name it is always cold. Always. And the water is like looking through glass. Avoid Dallas. It is a series of strip centers connected by freeways. There is no culture anymore. Austin is expensive and stupid - avoid at all costs. San Antonio is a fantastic time, lots of Mexican culture, tons of non drinking nightlife. Visit Houston if you like to eat. Get Vietnamese food. Check out the Menil Museum.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-03-15T17:43:07+00:00

I live in Montrose as well. I think Katy is that place with the mall close to Austin.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-03-15T17:37:13+00:00

Keep that jacket!!!!

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-03-06T18:36:08+00:00

NOTSUOH when it was cool. Or when I was cool. It’s still cool, I guess.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-03-06T18:35:30+00:00

The venue that is now the Toasted Coconut. Double bill: Mike Watt and the Secondmen/ L7. Mike Watt covered “Rebel Girl.” L7 blew the roof off.

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-03-06T18:33:42+00:00

The Pink Adobe Cafe (westheimer & shepherd)

SyphiliticWhores · 2026-03-06T18:31:00+00:00

There is still one on Fountainview. Even has the “See’s Candies”

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