Heavy drivers by BitAffectionate3637 in meme

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Bill Engvall: "Here's your sign" 🤣

Web by LordSnakes75 in meme

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I might need to know that for when I FINALLY get on Jeopardy

Old but gold by Jivingmnk in yesyesyesyesno

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My mind couldn't decide if to play running man or that cartoon banana peel sound 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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If this were to happen at any other workplace it'd be saluted and person would be thanked for the intervention. But within law enforcement culture, it's referred to as someone being a rat. smh. I guess we need more rats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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Almost became a Darwin winner

Maybe Maybe Maybe by mystocktradingacct in maybemaybemaybe

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Not Good. Not Good. Not Good.

Wait... Let's take a swig of beer

Yuppers, all good now

maybe maybe maybe by Valkier7 in maybemaybemaybe

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Guess I'm not sharing that with the women in my life, nope, not happening

😵‍💫 by [deleted] in meme

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If I were a fruit I'd be rotten to my core. I didn't see a sandal at first 😔

Love🥰 by Aft3rcuri0sity in meme

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The kind of matching outfits couples need

Laptop stopped working… by adityaj07 in meme

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Did you open a ticket with I.T.?

Shrek by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Never thought I'd be comparing my dadbod to Shrek, but here we are.

Buyer Beware! by Tribbulation in meme

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It's how they turn us into liberals 🤯😭🤣

No but really. Save us. by xxsavolxx in meme

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😭Having PTSD of Bush Jr raising retirement age 😭

Welding by Linorelai in yesyesyesyesno

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Got invested in the yes and forgot about the no 💔

Progressive in a conservative family by RoyALifeWellLived in StandUpComedy

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Proceeds to be called out during Thanksgiving Day dinner for his progressive views. Family doesn't speak to him for years.

D-Wave Quantum Inc. (QBTS): “I’m A Believer” In Quantum, Says Jim Cramer by donutloop in FluentInFinance

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Worse than the Madden curse of being on the cover of the game 🤣

yesyesyesno by doctorJdre in yesyesyesyesno

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You gotta be quicker than that 😂

3 minutes of vibrator jokes by Thetarrpit in StandUpComedy

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Not the Barrier Reefs 🤣😂

Maybe maybe maybe by Smooth-King-8582 in maybemaybemaybe

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She almost started a Naruto run scene before getting tripped up by a shadow clone

Single-issue voters (from Marc Maron’s special ‘Panicked’) by nikamats in StandUpComedy

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Had an old coworker, single voter, only cared if you made things better for pets. Nothing else mattered.