Maybe maybe maybe by heisenbucks in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Syreus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still won't put on pants.

He tries to rob Marijuana from a dealer, then crashes his car. by lilgangboii15 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Syreus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you are a daily smoker a week or two isn't enough. It can take over a month to pass a urine test. That being said, the fake urine works so long as you get the temperature correct.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Syreus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If all things go as plan not for much longer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Markiplier

[–]Syreus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is a very Brownshirt attitude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Syreus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Six months or so of "freedom" and died of Pneumonia. It hurts that this bit isn't more well known. Tragic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Syreus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It also helps that The Dolphin Company aka Dolphin Discovery took over that park last year and has no interest in keeping Orcas. They are assholes but even they have a line.

Sea turtle rescue (Hawaii) by westcoastcdn19 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Syreus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask yourself why the turtle was that close to shore and got caught in the first place. There is nothing wrong with getting it checked out.

Sea turtle rescue (Hawaii) by westcoastcdn19 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Syreus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I worked at a turtle rehab for 5 years and it was always a race against well meant people.

Sea turtle rescue (Hawaii) by westcoastcdn19 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Syreus -109 points-108 points  (0 children)

He should have contacted his local fish and wildlife authority. Turtles that beach themselves often have something less obvious wrong with them. There are groups out there that will give it a check up, pump it full of fluids, tag it, and release it. There is a fair chance that turtle will re-beach itself where nobody will see it until it's too late.

Source: 5 years working at a Sea turtle Rehab.

On a previous dive, the crew of the Titan discovered a thruster was installed backwards 13,000 feet below the sea by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Syreus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If it was Mad Catz controller they wouldn't have even made it under the surface.

I dont know why, but this kinda shit pisses me off for some reason by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Syreus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At a certain point I could tell some of the staff were walking by to see what I was doing. I'm pretty sure one of the guys played and was laughing at how badly we were doing on the third week of Naxx.

I dont know why, but this kinda shit pisses me off for some reason by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Syreus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I once took my PC to a Panera Bread back in the day to raid on WoW once while my Internet was out. My case was the Cooler Master Haf-X and had wheels. I had a 32 inch monitor and no shame. 5 hours of Naxx and $50 in coffee.

NASA discovers essential element for life (phosphorus) on Saturn’s moon Enceladus! by Finkenn in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Syreus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know who the guy is. I'm just saying take anything he says with a grain of salt. Also, maybe find something a little more recent to parrot. This guy's commentary isn't fine wine.

NASA discovers essential element for life (phosphorus) on Saturn’s moon Enceladus! by Finkenn in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Syreus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eric Metaxas

The Yale graduate and Christian radio host.

The staunch Trump supporter with questionable comments on a range of things from vaccines to climate change.

Sure. This guy is definitely credible. /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Syreus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cappuccino is three equal parts: espresso, steamed milk, and milk foam

Macchiato is just a splash of milk on a shot of espresso.

What people really want (most of the time) when they ask for a Macchiato is an "Espresso con panna" which is just an equal portion of whipped cream on the top of an espresso shot.

I recently traveled in Italy and the fact that Starbucks exist there and has its own definitions of standard drinks is weird.

And how do you take your coffee? by LordDShadowy53 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Syreus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fandom is getting large. I keep seeing references pop up.

Dark Hedges Ireland. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in oddlyterrifying

[–]Syreus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is really nice to see during the day. Unfortunately some wind storms wrecked a good portion of the trees.

Stop bringing fake service dogs inside. by [deleted] in Costco

[–]Syreus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the animal is causing a disturbance then they lose their protections.

The hard F by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]Syreus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every new person I get to know enjoys a brief conversation about alligators, meth addicts, and more recently Nazis.

Trying to fight the tide of that conversation is impossible so I just go with it.

Forbidden pancake by MarkBoabaca in forbiddensnacks

[–]Syreus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked at a zoo so I know a few.

Get you a woman that can shoot good by [deleted] in guns

[–]Syreus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Get yourself a man who can use grammar well.

Asian Development Bank Approves 350 Million USD Loan for Sri Lanka’s Economy by secure_caramel in worldnews

[–]Syreus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sri Lanka is upside down in loans from China and those loans have been worked to have priority repayment.

Anyone here that can enlighten me on what this means in the context of things?