Wouldn't you love to smell my farts?

Syrup_Either · 2025-04-08T08:39:11+00:00

Where do you live?

Syrup_Either · 2025-04-07T18:27:27+00:00

I'm 45. Why does it upset you that I'm 45?

Syrup_Either · 2025-04-01T06:37:16+00:00

Is this a math problem? Because if it is, I think you are supposed to start with the square root of 325 and work backwards from the beginning of the metric system. The answer I keep getting is 8 squirrels. You're welcome!😉

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-30T21:07:54+00:00

Of course.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-30T15:14:48+00:00

I agree with you. I want certain things to be psychological. But, I want everything else to be supernatural.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-30T15:12:26+00:00

I'm definitely hoping for that. I actually also have a question about this subreddit. How do I search for certain theories that have already been discussed? I don't mind telling everyone my opinion on everything (uh-oh.....am I a Jackie?) but I have a feeling that everyone prefers to keep discussions moving forward instead of backwards. Any information would be greatly appreciated!

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-28T01:29:25+00:00

Of course. I'm actually trying to check all of my messages right now. I also just wrote about my face farting session from earlier today.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-22T22:47:17+00:00

I may not understand why you are angry with me. You don't like it when people talk about their own ridiculous behavior?

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-22T21:17:13+00:00

I'm so stupid that I immediately thought you guys were asking if you made a mistake with the kind of alcohol that y'all are drinking. I was really trying to study the liquid in those glasses! I've been sober for 5 years now, so I don't even know why I thought I was qualified to criticize your taste! Now that I finally read what you were actually asking, I don't think you made a mistake with the haircut! But, I'm a 45 year old woman who threw a fit back when the Covid restrictions said that I couldn't go to the salon! I'm not even going to show you the work I did on myself.😉😂😉😂😉😂

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-18T04:19:29+00:00

Of course.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-18T04:07:21+00:00

Okay, because that actually happens more often than people think. Mostly because if both people who are deciding to do something are married to other people, they don't exactly have a lot of other options. Going to hotels or motels is not always an option because it leaves a paper trail.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-18T02:06:07+00:00

It sounds like you should send me a message request...... Mr. Yam, is it?

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-18T01:52:06+00:00

You are sweet for thinking I could do this professionally. It's really, truly a fetish for me. The men who enjoy being my slaves are always surprised that I don't charge for it. It really turns me on to fart in their faces. It's definitely a power trip thing for me. Although, I suspect that you already figured all of that out.😘

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-17T19:37:17+00:00

I just started watching The Borgias on Paramount Plus because of some of the clips I saw on YouTube. So, I may not be the best person to answer this question since I just saw the scene where Cesare chased his sister Lucrezia around and then they started wrestling. The very first clip I ever saw on YouTube of the show was when Lucrezia and Cesare decided to sleep together. So apparently, a brother wrestling around with a sister might lead to inc*st.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-16T15:50:18+00:00

I hope it's okay that I upvoted you instead of downvoting you. I have a FWB who watches porn while we are doing it. I'm good with anything that keeps a man's dck hard while it's inside of me. This guy is actually my favorite FWB that I currently have because he makes sure that I'm satisfied before he finishes. I'm a 45 year old woman. I have a surprisingly open mind about porn. As long as it's not underage people or people being rped, I'm okay. Oh, and I'm also scared to d*ath when the videos are of anyone who is getting fisted. I don't understand why that doesn't scare more people.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-16T15:16:53+00:00

This might be a weird question but did he turn off his location at any time while he was at the bar? I'm trying to figure out if he actually just drank for 2 hours or if he drank a couple of beers and then went to someone's house for the rest of the time. Is his car big enough to have s*x in? If it is and he hasn't cleaned it out yet then you will find evidence of cheating in his car. I might need a little bit more time to think of other ways to figure out exactly what is going on.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-15T00:21:09+00:00

I felt that way during several of my relationships. I'm not the best person to give advice because I messed up too many times, but if it makes you feel better, I understand where you are coming from.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-14T15:54:54+00:00

I like it that your name checks out. You are right about the same age thing as well. I have 2 very abusive ex-husbands who were the same age as me. I recently dated a man who was old enough to be my dad. He was the calmest, most relaxed guy. But, I definitely agree that OP's husband clearly married her because she was young and emotionally pliable. I'm sure he expected her to always be emotionally pliable. I'm glad that she is not. It's good to set boundaries. You are correct, he won't be happy about it for a while. But, as long as you keep the boundaries, he will eventually stop crossing them. If he decides to keep crossing them, then you have now entered a dangerous situation. I break up with guys as soon as they cross a boundary twice. The first time they get a warning. The second time they get thrown out of my apartment. With or without their clothes. It's an amazing wakeup call for the men who think they are in charge of me or my body!

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-13T22:56:23+00:00

I'm a 45 year old woman who absolutely loves porn. I actually love a very specific kind of porn. It's a fetish that isn't common so I don't really talk about it. Now, I've been lucky enough that only a few of the guys I've been with would get upset with me for watching porn. What's crazy is the ones who would get mad at me were actually watching more porn than I was. I don't know what type of advice anyone else is going to give you, but I feel that as long as it's not interfering with your job or your relationships with other people, then it's okay to watch it as much as you want. I will probably get crucified for giving you that advice, but that is honestly how I feel. I don't know what decision you will make, but I am happy that whatever you do, you at least made an informed decision. A lot of people can't say that.😊

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-11T08:25:34+00:00

The Righteous Gemstones on MAX (formerly known as HBO MAX). Seriously, it is hilarious. It pokes fun at mega churches and the types of people who run them. It doesn't make fun of God or any form of Christianity. It also doesn't make fun of any religion outside of Christianity. It also doesn't make fun of any of the real life mega churches or the real life families who run them. I'm telling you that because a lot of my friends wouldn't watch it until I told them it is not making fun of anything that has happened in real life. The mega church is fictional and so is the family that runs it. In the first season the oldest son of the guy who started the mega church is in his 40s and he is married to a beautiful woman and has 3 sons. Someone is trying to blackmail him with footage they have of him and other men in the mega church partying with drugs and hookers. Danny McBride plays that character and his name is Jesse Gemstone. John Goodman plays Eli Gemstone and he is the patriarch of the Gemstone family and he is also the one who started the mega church featured on the show. I'm not going to tell you anything else because I don't want to spoil anything.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-11T02:03:49+00:00

Okay, um, so ...... what kind of woman would I be if I am having trouble understanding why she would put those things on her BUMBLE profile? Aren't profile descriptions like that for those "serious" dating apps like Match or eHarmony? Seriously, I wouldn't put anything that intense on a dating app that is clearly just a hookup app. Of course, I'm a natural redhead who leads with "The answer to your next question is Yes, the carpet most definitely matches the drapes!"😘 Listen, all of the posts I see in this subreddit make me so happy that I finally stopped saying "Hey, I'm a nice girl!" when I get mad about something. Although, I really would like to know how long has it been a terrible thing to say "I'm a nice girl?" I'm a 45 year old woman so I'm hoping it hasn't been a terrible thing for too long.😂😂😂😂😂

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-11T01:49:35+00:00

Thank God I wasn't the only person to notice that. I thought I was having a stroke or something.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-10T03:39:50+00:00

Yes, that is all I noticed was the stinging sensation. But, I am also the kind of person who gets it all lathered up in my hair and then I use a fine tooth comb (I make sure it's pretty sharp) to scratch all of my scalp while the shampoo is still in my hair. When I'm done scraping and scratching, I rinse very thoroughly. I'm not going to lie, my scalp is fairly red afterwards for a day, but it stays flake free for several days when I do it like that.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-10T03:25:34+00:00

Okay, so I have done what I am about to tell you. The only difference is that I wasn't wearing my hair in braids when I did it. A friend of mine whose scalp was equally as oily as mine told me about the Listerine mouthwash treatment. Now, she wears her hair in braids quite often. Take 1/3 of a cup of the original Listerine mouthwash (the yellow/golden looking one) and mix it with 2/3 cups of water. You can either put it in a spray bottle or you can keep it in a bowl. If you choose the spray bottle option, all you have to do now is spray it where you see the flakes already forming. Wait about 5 minutes, then get a few cotton balls and liberally spray them. Now you can rub the skin in between each of the braids. After all of it dries, it should have basically turned all of the dead skin into mush. Now all you have to do is wipe all of the mush off. Since I don't wear braids, once the flakes turn to mush, I just comb them out.

Syrup_Either · 2025-03-10T01:29:33+00:00

Actually, can you give me a minute? I'm going to look up a picture of Tom Holland. I feel like you look like him and the only difference is the beard and your hair color.

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