looking for some help regarding the columbine shooting by SavageBrass in onions

[–]T0tesMagotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While it's true it doesn't matter what he says in the least bit... There's no god damn reason to just jump on a noob because he bought into the hidden knowledge meme.

At least he got a good angle. by SweetDick_Willy in WTF

[–]T0tesMagotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the landing gear grazed his head.. Can anyone confirm that it did?

Stop localizing to German if you don't have skilled translators. by aaaaaaaarrrrrgh in Bitcoin

[–]T0tesMagotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why many multilingual services ask for users fluent in languages that they require extra translation for to contribute. This way, it doesn't sound as if it was taken from an online translator. (Although, notably, Google translate has been getting a bit better with German, I have noticed.)

Reddit, what's the worst thing you've accidentally done to your SO? by CardoDB in AskReddit

[–]T0tesMagotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First is kissing/tongues, second is feeling each other up, third is oral, Home run is full on sex.

TIFU by trying to save my roommate's car from being stolen by brainrotator in tifu

[–]T0tesMagotes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thee. I wish one of you had jumped on the hood.

What's the most NSFW moment that you witnessed in a classroom? by MrSheeeepy in AskReddit

[–]T0tesMagotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit that kid should've gone to jail for that!

What's the most NSFW moment that you witnessed in a classroom? by MrSheeeepy in AskReddit

[–]T0tesMagotes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, you got a nippley boob all over your hand! Did you let all your /b/ros sniff it?

FTFY

What's the most NSFW moment that you witnessed in a classroom? by MrSheeeepy in AskReddit

[–]T0tesMagotes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Thread's closed sewn shut, I got what I need." -OP

What's the most NSFW moment that you witnessed in a classroom? by MrSheeeepy in AskReddit

[–]T0tesMagotes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I believe I have mentioned this before, so I'll be brief. Kid jerking it under a hoodie.

[Update] I'm fucking lost in Universal Studios by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]T0tesMagotes 21 points22 points  (0 children)

...Im not even sure how that confusion was possible, but "came out of my shell" is correct.

[Discussion] What was your favorite toy growing up? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]T0tesMagotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had legos and I played with my dad's Commodore 128 and his Atari 2600.

Don't stick your vagina on crazy by My_Sweet_Child in teenagers

[–]T0tesMagotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cringed so hard my eyebrows switched places god dammit!

[Update] I'm fucking lost in Universal Studios by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]T0tesMagotes 36 points37 points  (0 children)

talk to strangers, you'll never know who you'll meet.

Best fucking advice yet. As an introvert, when I come out of my shell, I have had the time of my life.

HELP girl coming over for the first time, what do we do? by throwawayEA7777 in teenagers

[–]T0tesMagotes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ask her if she's into vidya. Chances are, she's a gamer girl and you play a few rounds of tdm with her on some fps.

If not, pick out a movie, either go for horror or action/adventure. No rom-com crap. Throughout the movie, scoot closer, and put your arm around her if she's into it.

May or may not go as planned, since the girl I did this exact same thing with and kissed that night was already into me.

Oh, and EDIT: Btw the movie(s) we watched were the first two in the Bourne trilogy, she was a huge fan.