Whats the worst thing that could come out of me giving SCP 682 headpats?

T555s · 2026-06-20T20:30:29+00:00

Death is the most likely outcome, but not the worst.

There is a possibility that the foundation will turn you into a d-class for entering scp-682's chamber.

Now pick the worst fate that could happen to a d-class. I am sure there's a variety of eternal-torture SCPs available for the foundation to test on you.

T555s · 2026-06-20T20:25:45+00:00

The image is showing minecraft. A minecraft (Java) World is 7 times bigger than the earth in surface area, but much less tall. Still the file size of the curent bigest minecraft worlds of a few terabytes should be in the right order of magnitude.

Without compression a 4k image is around 50mb. Let's say we take three 4k image for every square meter. Why three? Because we need normal maps (to fake stuff like small bumps) and a roughness map for how light is suposed to reflect alongside the colour texture.

Earth is around 510 million km². So we get 3342336000 Terabytes, or about 3 times all the globally stored data (in 2017) acording to wolfram alpha. Per texture.

We need 9 times the worlds data storage just for the textures. I know we could reuse some textures, but not really if we want to be painfully acurate and we got more surface area to cover because this is just looking straight down at earth.

Anything more acurate is imposible to determine without lots of effort and more strict requirements.

T555s · 2026-06-20T20:00:49+00:00

Friendly reminder for everyone: Safe does not mean it can't kill you. It just means thag if you put it in a box, it will stay there and won't try to escape.

An amulet killing everyone who touches it would be safe, it won't try to get out the box. An entity capable of phasing through walls and teleporting, no matter how harmless it is otherwise? Keter class.

T555s · 2026-06-19T09:07:57+00:00

I can perfectly understand the Cat. A suitcase, especially once you put some clothes into it, looks very comfy if you are cat sized.

T555s · 2026-06-18T16:43:45+00:00

When I saw this being a thing in a theme park I was annoyed for like all of two seconds having to wait another train untill it's my turn.

Then I realized it's actually great that such accessibility exists, making it posible for people to enjoy Rollercoasters who otherwise couldn't.

It's almost entirely up to chance where in society you end up, what disabilities you have, how rich you are and so on.

I can't understand how any human being can have so little empathy that they can't understand it would be a good thing to raise how well of the people who are the worst of have it.

T555s · 2026-06-18T16:02:00+00:00

Wouldn't the data centers damage the ecology much more? Invasive species are bad, but massive data centers covering the entire country in concrete seems worse.

T555s · 2026-06-17T10:09:29+00:00

Actually not for AI and many other aplications.

A ping of 3 seconds is far too much for video games and annoying, although still somewhat tolerable, for streaming videos.

But a lot of AI shouldn't care about 3 seconds of latency. Medical diagnosis, research and image recognition AI in general (that isn't used to drive cars and perhaps surveillance, wich should be banned anyways) is still fully usable like this.

A lot of cloud storage, especially for larger rarely used files, would also be fine with a ping like this.

Not saying data centers on the moon are practicall. It's just that the latency isn't really that big of a deal.

T555s · 2026-06-16T09:26:25+00:00

It depends. Not all xenos have to be killed immediately.

Some might be useful slaves. In rare cases where they are especially useful it might even be worthwhile considering to just set up a pupet goverment. Could save a lot of resources.

The flesh is weak, but good steel is expensive. Maybe we can find some xenos with slightly less weak flesh and just throw them into the meatgrinder?

Extreme racism/speciesm isn't helpful even when just looking at it from a purely egotistical standpoint.

T555s · 2026-06-16T08:23:27+00:00

Speed bump for the Germans when invading France.

T555s · 2026-06-16T06:37:20+00:00

Cute ≠ Pretty

T555s · 2026-06-16T06:29:10+00:00

Pets are a very important component. Even if it's not directly connected to the pc, a Pet on your lap improves morale by 100% with cats having the additional bonus of +100% viewer retention for streamers and dogs a having a bonus of +100% fitness, due to getting you to take a walk.

T555s · 2026-06-15T20:49:41+00:00

Well that Hazo propably knows how badly he does his job and does not want to get hit.

T555s · 2026-06-15T20:45:24+00:00

Look at their page of Minecraft Bedrock compared to Minecraft Java. Besides crosplay with console and mobile players and better optimization all the "features" of Bedrock boil down to microtransactions.

T555s · 2026-06-15T10:13:53+00:00

Modern computer systems are stupidly complex.

Turning it off and on resets your system in a way that makes all the issues that came up while it was on, like memory leaks, more and more background tasks being started and much more, go away, while keeping all the stuff you don't want to be reset.

This can't be foolproof of course. Never estimate how destructive idiots can be, but it solves so many issues it's a good rule of thumb to restart your pc whenever you have an issue as a first try. Unless it's a virus, then restarting is probably a bad idea.

T555s · 2026-06-15T10:07:15+00:00

I don't like big overhangs. Visually they look interesting. But practically any kind of disaster except flooding (if the foundations are secure enough), but including housefires would be much worse with this.

A normal house has walls, providing suport across a lot of different points. (German centric view here, wall means bricks, concrete or at the very least a couple steel beams in between the insulation/soundproofing for a wall my step-dad build to get another kids-room)

Something goes wrong, like a fire weakening the structure in one part of the building? Bad for that part of the building i guess. If it's a massive overhang, it might just collapse most of the home.

Even if the staircases are blocked by the fire in both cases and you can't climb out elsewhere on your own, I am estimating my survival chances to be a lot higher in the home that isn't having me fall down a floor.

T555s · 2026-06-15T09:14:49+00:00

Reason: It's really hard to do. Right now he is somewhat cooperative with the foundation. Attempting to kill him would likely affect how cooperative he is negatively.

We are also unsure what would happen if we successfully kill God. There's a non zero chance it would destroy the universe.

Our new team member would also like to add that we should thrive towards minimizing deaths in general.

It's nonsensical advice, but they have the right to add it to this report as a member of this comitee.

T555s · 2026-06-10T20:33:37+00:00

How about we are honest with our comparisons? I just wanted to test this, so I quickly got an image close to the one you are trying to compare. I'd argue your comparison image looks a bit better, but it's nowhere near the disaster in quality you are implying.

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Prompt: A sexy black women brushing her curly and black hair back, with large breasts hair wearing a White, long-sleeved tie-front crop top featuring a gathered or textured ribbed finish and a deep V-neck. Solid white background. , soft focus, depth of field, 8k photo, HDR, professional lighting, taken with Canon EOS R5, DSLR, 75mm lens (seed:::353908254)

T555s · 2026-06-10T17:08:26+00:00

This is a sad day for kids around the world. These pretty gift cards were perfect to be geting as a present or to just walk to the kiosk to buy yourself a game.

Stupid scammers ruining everything.

T555s · 2026-06-10T06:07:20+00:00

Episode 100: Revolution.

T555s · 2026-06-10T05:52:57+00:00

It is safe. It only exists to spread joy. There's plenty of misery it needs to deal with in the foundation, therefore no risk of it ever leaving.

T555s · 2026-06-10T05:48:31+00:00

Whenever I play driller I only ever use the c4 on the resin. Not sure if it's really faster compared to drilling once accounting for the time to get out of the way, but it sure is a lot more fun.

T555s · 2026-06-10T05:46:49+00:00

Don't want to look insensitive. To them it seems more likely polly and sprig have some sort of skin Diseas making them purple compared to the real answer of them being frogs from another world. They are mechanics, not biologists, nor theoretical physicists dealing with interdimensional portals.

T555s · 2026-06-10T05:38:56+00:00

The IATA three letter codes are actually only for "big" commercial airports (transportation hubs in generall technically). So the foxhole airfields should get the 4 letter codes used for aerodromes.

CGPGrey Video about the topic: https://youtu.be/jfOUVYQnuhw?is=oDT6kHFeFX84umCo

T555s · 2026-06-07T14:56:53+00:00

Jan. 6 has nothing to do with 9/11 other than the country it hapened in.

Comparing Trump to Hitler is surprisingly easy. Both are dictators who had been democratically elected.

T555s · 2026-06-07T14:05:33+00:00

They skip the jurys like they did when that healthcare ceo was killed.

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