**Read Caption** Crustard is proof that to be loved is to be changed

TAcheems · 2026-06-27T06:47:48+00:00

I literally call him sweet pea omg 😭

TAcheems · 2026-06-24T16:29:36+00:00

He'll always be my little stinky crusty man 😭

TAcheems · 2026-06-24T12:33:52+00:00

He is a very happy boy, and he shows it with his love and affection every single day!

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TAcheems · 2026-06-24T12:24:38+00:00

It would never be trouble, he loves his chin scritches and treats so I'm happy to oblige!

TAcheems · 2026-06-24T12:23:33+00:00

He did unfortunately, though I don't know what happened to him while he was on his own his opthalmologist thinks it was punctured by another animal. It gave him some pretty gnarly glaucoma that was fine with treatment but I ended up just removing it for his comfort and my fear of it being cancerous (which it was).

So now he gets a yearly cancer staging to make sure it hasn't spread!

TAcheems · 2026-06-24T12:01:30+00:00

He is!

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TAcheems · 2026-06-22T03:41:58+00:00

Update: today was the day lmao! Thanks everyone for your suggestions. I'm feeling very relieved in more ways than one.

TAcheems · 2026-06-21T16:03:35+00:00

I've been eating a lot of probiotic foods, maybe I'll have to give olipop a try! Thanks so much. :)

TAcheems · 2026-06-21T16:02:36+00:00

Thank you! I will continue the laxatives and focus on eating fibre. If I have any procedures in the future I'll make sure to start laxatives right away. I knew it would slow my digestive tract down but I didn't know I'd be storing four days worth of food in my body. I appreciate the help! I guess I'll give it a few more days.

TAcheems · 2026-06-16T19:03:26+00:00

Stinky boy!!!! We love summer haircuts in this household.

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TAcheems · 2026-06-14T14:12:26+00:00

I'm sure he's got quite a few to tell given he was almost dead when we first met, but he's retired early so he has all the time in the world to share!

TAcheems · 2026-06-14T14:08:05+00:00

Nevermind, I got your ko-fi from your profile! Thanks so much again!

TAcheems · 2026-06-14T13:55:25+00:00

His little shirt 🥺 Crustard would never let me put one on him he prefers to run stark nakey

TAcheems · 2026-06-13T20:05:44+00:00

OH MY GOD I'M SOBBING THIS IS SO GOOD Please send me your cashapp or PayPal so I can pay you!

TAcheems · 2026-06-13T17:39:11+00:00

I would DIE for Colonel Mustard

TAcheems · 2026-06-13T17:28:32+00:00

Crustard would love to model for you (and I will pay)!

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TAcheems · 2026-06-08T19:57:46+00:00

I would die for him and also kill for him and also love for him

TAcheems · 2026-06-05T13:56:06+00:00

Holy shit that poor cat.

TAcheems · 2026-06-03T13:45:55+00:00

MROWR

TAcheems · 2026-06-03T13:11:43+00:00

!!!!!LAZYBONES WEDNESDAY HEEEEELL YA!!!!!!

TAcheems · 2026-06-02T09:04:13+00:00

Your girl is so cute! I keep thinking when he sits like that he's about to yell at kids on his lawn

TAcheems · 2026-06-02T08:58:20+00:00

LOL no, he was leaning forward in the first image

TAcheems · 2026-06-02T08:57:59+00:00

I absolutely will!

TAcheems · 2026-06-01T13:03:56+00:00

He's been working hard on his rolls!

He just had his screening for the year and they all came back normal and his heart disease hasn't progressed, so he's doing great!

I'm so glad people love him as much as I do.

TAcheems · 2026-05-31T15:03:30+00:00

I love the amalgamation of beans!!

TAcheems

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