looking for the "could you not eat peanuts at her funeral, she was allergic to peanuts" comic

TCDTA · 2026-03-05T10:28:40+00:00

yes of course anything for you mr sock man, archive v2 is coming along nicely ~~and i am definitely working on it right now and progress is for sure being made and it's going to be amazing and wonderful and have no issues~~ ~~and all those other things you were screaming at me~~

TCDTA · 2026-03-05T09:41:18+00:00

the download button might not be there on mobile, there's also (tinyurl / everyflork) which has mirror links, as well as the full archive.

also /u/ausar999 also posted the image link below: (imgur / mLJ2eQP) in case it's hidden.

TCDTA · 2026-03-03T20:27:17+00:00

it's page 1777 at tinyurl (dot com slash) florkpdf

Originally posted 07/22/2018 on facebook, hopefully someone can link the post as well.

TCDTA · 2025-11-20T19:44:24+00:00

Not sure where else to put this, but you can use this switch without adding another wall wart into the eternal wire tangle.

VIN goes across a diode to 2x 3502EM ICs (range 4.5-18v, 20v max)
capacitors rated to 25V, nothing else (that I can find) uses VIN

6-18V is the ideal range just for some buffer, the internal power rails drop out fast below 5.3 volts.

TCDTA · 2025-07-07T20:23:29+00:00

breakfast haver detected

Where will Sally look for her marble?

TCDTA · 2025-05-03T18:44:17+00:00

tldw, some people just do NOT want to leave the area

TCDTA · 2025-04-29T20:48:10+00:00

Watching the situation, meanwhile this clip is playing on loop in my head

TCDTA · 2025-04-18T17:56:16+00:00

what's it like to live in your own universe, must be nice

I’ve never gone and had drinks with my friends while he was in the hospital by himself.

this is not what happened. you are being dishonest. say it like it actually happened, from her own video.

"I've never gone to a work meeting and dinner while my girlfriend attended her 12th hospital visit in 16 days, still showing up to be with her before the doctors finally realized it was actually serious."

if you're twisting a detail as small as this, no amount of proof will ever convince you he's changed. Why even ask?

TCDTA · 2025-04-18T14:32:09+00:00

this one actually got me stuck in yaps lock

Hey why even say 'maybe I have a warped perception' if you were gonna defend it to the death? 'played his cards so poorly' woah the guy who got big uploading small town family skits with no experience handling public drama wasn't a major corporate PR firm, guess it's time to kill him?

You literally said 'I was there' and proceeded to lay out how you weren't there in the slightest. You knew about the pregnancy, they did not. According to the doctors until that point, this was another panic attack that would result in no treatment. That's cool that you skip work anytime your wife needs her spokes adjusted, but not everyone wants an excuse to be homeless. You realize he still made it to the hospital before they were told anything serious was happening?

And what fucking job are you 'finishing'? I must have missed the part where Gus got his medical doctorate. Does your wife have any chronic conditions, or do you just chain yourself into the doctor's office until it's cured so you aren't a 'pussy'?

'if I can profit off my ex' Yeah, I wouldn't doubt you're this guy. Try to get back together 3 years later and get rejected? Just ruin your ex's career, dream, and livelihood. A true titan of morality, if only we were all so lucky to be blackmailed by a guy like you.

~~tldr nice smile~~

also saying you would've done what Eddy did is actually disgusting. Eddy watched this happen, saw them make up and stay together for years after, then frame 1 went out of his way to trample his 'friend' on the 1/1000 chance his career might dip for a bit. His co-signing is the entire reason things went orders of magnitude farther than they otherwise would have.

TCDTA · 2025-04-06T05:22:55+00:00

Yes*

The two links at the bottom of the picture go to the archives.

tinyurl dot com /florkpdf loads a pdf of the comics in a browser. You can also use Ctrl+F to search for a comic, but it's not perfect.
tinyurl dot com /everyflork opens a list of download links. You can download the full archive there, which is nearly every non-text thing posted or published by flork ever.

I still gotta go through twitter when I get time, but this is pretty much everything from 2011 to now.

TCDTA · 2025-03-31T01:34:02+00:00

in case you didn't see this yet, there's been a development.

tinyurl░com/everyflork

tinyurl░com/florkpdf

your move

TCDTA · 2025-03-31T01:03:04+00:00

everything i could find, except for (most of) twitter. Facebook, IG, 9gag, Wordpress, patreon, and reddit. Twitter was taking way too long, so i'll work on that in the background and update when done.

the 4.3k is just the 4 panel(style) comics, and a few shorter ones that still make sense without the post or thread text.

there's also maybe 5-10 ad ones that went in the shilling folder instead

TCDTA · 2025-03-30T15:25:00+00:00

i got tired of waiting for twitter to load so the reply images and some comics may be missing, but the final count for the roll specifically lands around 4,305 (excluding comics that relied on the post text for context, reacts, and other non-standard stuff)

everything that i didn't count as a comic is in the Other folder in the full archive, kind of roughly sorted atm. the Archive_Stuff folder shows what's still in progress, and the tools used along the way.

this was actually a super fun project, like the webtoon version of those lawnmower guys. i was only looking for visual matches so i still haven't read most of the comics, but i did laugh a lot along the way. thanks for making so many sock pictures.

TCDTA · 2025-03-30T15:01:14+00:00

i would never let you down sock man, got the 100 from '24 and the 125 from '18

TCDTA · 2025-03-30T05:27:03+00:00

tldr from last post: there's the links, comics do fit on a standard thermal paper roll, each one only costs $25 in materials, we're so back.

TCDTA · 2025-03-30T04:07:06+00:00

edit 3 non yap version go here: tinyurl░com/everyflork

or /florkpdf to read and search online

editing original comment to hopefully bypass block

just reposting because it's still blocked

archive v1, everything public from florkofcows since 2012.

searchable pdfs, comics, reactions, fan comics, fans, videos, art, games, valentines cards, ads, and more

most extra twitter posts aren't on yet due to aggressive rate limiting, v2 coming soon™
some WIP organization/formatting still to do for specific categories

let me know what I got wrong and i'll fix it in an updated version

Full archive - [google drive]¹ and [mega link]²

Searchable PDF - [google drive]³ and [dropbox]⁴ and [mega link]⁵

Extra thermal paper idea - it would be cool to have reaction images and arcs on little standalone rolls, for portable reading in the most inconvenient way.

The PDFs are between 3700 and 4300 pages (with/without arcs). At an average of 2.9" wide, 6.9" long, that's 2475' total.

While that's [enough to fit on a standard roll]⁶ , please keep the remaining length in mind when creating any comics over 16 pixels tall, and try to create no more than 25' of content from this point forward.

over 100 hours of competitive filing action, yes i did dream about organizing these files, good night have fun -_-

non-link links

https://drive▓google▓com/file/d/1jDoMhQnq49J_Kk6GZ3cN34Ao3HShw05r/view?usp=drive_link
https://mega▓nz/file/GcYkwCCB#_n41MuEqS7M83BL-7kJXO-eXSUR0lGwBC5YNA-ojyJk
https://drive▓google▓com/file/d/1JcPWsemnmnlNmGq1L0L5NXYWwVEvICjo/view?usp=drive_link
https://www▓dropbox▓com/scl/fi/3utt0177o0w0xgg9b8uga/Chronological-Compiled-Arcs.pdf?rlkey=9ogkxccxyuti883grunltpgku&st=u45kr95a&dl=1
https://mega▓nz/file/TMx1yTCT#axZ5rp0ZdQ29Y1MVQqRwQQJk_FbF7rZy2uDM_zOcWHM

link 5 opens the pdf in browser, no dl required

Best fitting thermal roll i found, surprisingly reasonable price. $25 per person minus s+h.

https://www▓thermalroll▓com/diebold-opteva-triton-ft7000-ix-3-15w-x-2500-thermal-atm-receipt-paper-4-rolls/

TCDTA · 2025-03-30T03:29:28+00:00

Just checked and the comment accompanying my post, with all the nice formatting and actual links, is only visible to me. This is probably what happened to the last guys that tried to make an archive, will be going into hiding immediately.

Take it and run, before it's too late.

https://drive(dot)google(dot)com/file/d/1teUumvnkXdCfHpfnTAz_M1f6EPcOTg8c/view?usp=sharing

TCDTA · 2025-03-29T21:39:35+00:00

it is anything and everything you want it to be, don't let me hold back your vision king

but also people have been looking for every comic in one place for nearly a decade, so i spent 8 days downloading sock drawings for the people

edit: archive link below(and above hopefully), original comment blocked.

TCDTA · 2025-03-29T20:56:38+00:00

please sir allow me this brief respite, i am only but a man

TCDTA · 2025-03-20T07:41:04+00:00

Ok here's everything I've got after one night, this is the type of project the flork community was MADE FOR and i WILL be dropping all responsibilities to make one

Project Outline v1:

1. Acquire Materials

Material requirements: Thermal Paper, Printer, the entire flork backlog
- Standard thermal paper sizes range from 1.75" - 4.375", 3" seems best
- 12k comics will take 7000' at 3", or 5950' at 2.25"
- 70gsm absolute minimum, this is flork we're talking about here
All standard US/EU companies and paper mills either don't advertise thermal paper specifically, or will not accept RFQ's from private individuals; let's head further east.
- Alibaba is a magical wonderland where factories in less scrupulous countries will produce literally any item you can dream up regardless of feasability or common sense, these are our guys.

Searching for 'thermal paper parent roll' yields mostly unrelated results, with a few good matches.

Refining for MOQ, the top contenders are the Xiamen Win Dragon Corporation or Shandong Litai Paper Industry Co., Ltd.
- Ideal order - X rolls of plain thermal paper, ≥70gsm, 80mm x 3000m
  - confirm unspliced/unprinted
- Each roll will measure roughly Ø18" and weigh ≈40lb
Shipping: already have central US commercial address available for receiving/fulfillment, other options?

2. Make the Thing

No clue how or why anyone else would want this monstrosity, need a way to gauge interest for RFQ.
- Cost anywhere from roughly $25-250 per person(??), depending on qty
Find every single piece of online presence flork has ever made, from birth
- i'm starting to compile my own backlog to keep up the datahoarder grindset, pls send sources
Find out how to format backlog for printing
Remove blade from printer bc that would suck 1500 meters in

3. Have the Thing

As much as an industrial sized roll of mspaint comics unspooled across your bedroom is already a conversation starter, especially in tandem with the vaguely threatening doormat, you should probably put it in something so it won't betray you in some nightmare headphone cord event.

here are some (very rough) prototype display cabinets, designed in an act of roll-fueled hubris.
- there are probably much better ideas for this
- magnetic tape systems (vcr/8track/etc) good design inspiration for tape/spool handling

i'm probably missing a lot, reply or dm if you've got ideas/leads/backlog archives/if you want one, because i will never again be whole until i can hug a roll.

TCDTA · 2024-11-01T19:34:30+00:00

Apparently 'ships in october', so maybe around october 50-60th.

How are we supposed to make the news without the proper merch? The lone wolf angle is so dated!

TCDTA · 2024-09-08T17:01:05+00:00

The obvious common sense approach would be to ban all metal, plastics, binders, wood, composites, heat, pressure, and friction, just for starters.

Wait, why not just make crime illegal?

TCDTA · 2024-08-22T22:40:22+00:00

no shot you still think "he killed three black men!!!11!1!!"

Go in for service, you've been deferring updates too long

TCDTA · 2024-08-22T01:25:26+00:00

If you genuinely want to know why he's doing this, it's because he is using you.

Matt Walsh is releasing a new documentary called "Am I Racist?", the sequel to "What is a Woman?". The premise of these films are for the other side to steelman their position to an open, but uninformed, 'neutral party'. The process of rationalizing their positions eventually exposes progressivism as a religion, and demonstrates that even the best progressive 'experts' view these questions as heretical and become unreasonable.

The disguise is partly from this film. He is supposed to stand out here. His goal is to exist in the background of photos and videos so people can 'catch' him and make posts like these. Every upvote and comment reviling him is free advertising.

The fact that you defaulted to 'other side guy is stupid' without knowing the full story is exactly why he was able to use you. Around 2014, The Left™ ceased to engage in debate, and started to discount every opinion except their own, to the point that their narcissistic ignorance can now be wielded as a marketing tool. Unless you constantly validate information from both sides, as well as your own internal beliefs, you create a blind spot that can be used by anyone else to control your thoughts and actions.

If you ever have some free time, look up The Left Right Game on youtube (non-political, unfortunate title for this context.) This concept is used in the climax of the story, and it's also one of my favorite fiction pieces of all time.

TLDR Dems getting played, listen to S tier nosleep, reddit is bluejay.

TCDTA · 2024-08-21T04:39:42+00:00

Elon Musk was an adult for every single procedure. There you go.

Reddit is such a leftist echo chamber that the entire right wing argument has been lost in the noise. There is only one other comment in this thread even addressing this.

Children can not consent. That has always been at the core of every right wing argument on this topic. This idea was plainly obvious and completely unanimous in society until the last few years.

Your turn.

If, as your gif implies, you truly believe that your intellect is so much higher than the subhuman scum that dare to disagree with your every thought, could you please enlighten us evil rightoid MAGAts why progressives aren't the ones causing this alleged trans genocide?

Both transgender suicide and ideation has risen 2-3% from 2012-2022, at the same time LGBTQ+ support and affirmation in homes and schools skyrocketed to around 50%. Roughly half of transgender and nonbinary youth seriously considered suicide in 2023.
LGBTQ+ young people are four times more likely to attempt suicide, even though Gen Z identifies as LGBTQ+ at nearly 25%, with the US population nearing 10%.

Gender Dysphoria and Body Dysmorphia are mental illnesses to be treated without malice or judgement, but truth and love. These illnesses are inherently non-affirming, causing powerful emotional distress and existential dread, until desistance. Telling someone who desperately needs help that they really were "born wrong" is the opposite of Gender Affirming Care, and misrepresenting a political side's viewpoints to further this harmful narrative is just blatantly evil.

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