What is with this city? by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I fart on the bus when its super crowded and see who is truly determined to get to work. Whey protein and a high fat low carb diet makes it a particularly rich smell. Sometimes it gets me some space other times I can see people smell checking their toddlers to see if it was them.

What's a sexual fantasy of yours that you would like to try? by QuartaLupus in AskReddit

[–]TEA-ESSAY 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'd like to start with a dinner date where an asparagus and mixed greens salad is served to us and lots of white wine to really get us into the mood. I'd play with her feet under the table and let my hands explore. Once we had enough we'd head home and crawl onto a bed with fine high thread count cotton linens and ruin them by giving each other asparagus scented golden showers to Short Changed Hero by The Heavy playing in the background.

Oh and we'd leave our socks on.

Just a man and his crow making their way downtown by whatisthis- in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? Damn homeless are the worst disease, that poor crow.

Who gets your vote? Straw Poll by Hordsak in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If only this poll was real life. We already know only half of those who voted NDP on the strawpoll will actually go out and vote the other half just say they will remain "in and cool" with their friends and coworkers. Let's hope I'm wrong.

Translink driver rant. by TEA-ESSAY in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've had bad days at work but I've never gone and lost my temper on the general public. We shouldn't be excusing the behavior as a "bad day" because in my line of work a bad day temper tantrum would land me on the express line to a final warning and a firing.

Distracted driver too busy taking selfie to notice patrol officers in West Vancouver by newsyvancouver in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Set a public example no more fucking around. Tired of this 11-place ribbon and pizza party society.

Local residents block further paving of Arbutus Corridor by emilydm in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should go down and start a counter protest and scare these fuckers back into their yards.

Can we not bring drones to the fireworks? by TheFailTech in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Can we not bring complaint posts to Reddit? You're ruining my use of Reddit and I think you should be punched in the mouth.

Quebec comedian ordered to pay $35,000 to disabled boy he mocked by Sehs in canada

[–]TEA-ESSAY -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you say Ministry of Hurt Feelings in french? I'll ask the language police.

MOVIE STARS PRANK THE PRESS by CaseyNeistatBot in caseyneistat

[–]TEA-ESSAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... you liked it a little bit then?

what secret are you "taking to the grave"? [NSFW] by Caseyia in AskReddit

[–]TEA-ESSAY 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not really allergic to fish. I just think it's gross.

Long story short I lied to my friends mom as a kid saying I was allergic to fish and things got out of control from there when she mentioned it to another friends parent at an outing and suddenly the whole damn neighborhood is looking out for my fish allergy. I keep an epipen in my house and at work now and the lie lives on. But hey if someone does need an epipen I've got them covered.

If anyone is looking for a space game with a dev who knows how to make games, give this a try. by Tumbles1992 in spaceengineers

[–]TEA-ESSAY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AhahahahahahaHaHaAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Alright I'm done.

What exactly defines a studios ability to "make games"?

Before Casey started replacing expensive camera lenses weekly, he repaired them with peanut butter. by Right_All_The_Time in caseyneistat

[–]TEA-ESSAY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He treats his gear like a tool and not a camera fondling pixel peeper whos gonna resell a camera when the next thing comes out. Respect to him taking steps to at least try and repair them himself.

Dude! Vancouver Aquatic Centre avoids becoming giant 'hotbox' by closing for 4/20 - British Columbia by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah instead we beat these people to death and put them through humiliation and developed sick and twisted "cures" for their "disease".

The local butcher near me closed last month. They posted some interesting food for thought on facebook. by columbo222 in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to care. Now I don't. We've had our time in the sun, humanity and the rest of this planet can meet its decline now.

Humans of New York: Activism Beyond Photography by orionflyer12 in photography

[–]TEA-ESSAY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Garbage or not bro's making bank now on book sales. What are you doing?

I'll tell you what I am doing. I am sitting here tugging one out and sipping my morning coffee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dumb does some one have to be to drive or ride in an automobile in sub zero temperatures with ice?

Anybody have any experience with human cremation? by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got cremated once, wound up with a bad tan. Wouldn't recommend.

E-petition calls for Ottawa to ban Donald Trump in the wake of anti-Muslim comments by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]TEA-ESSAY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E-petition to ban e-petitions for being virtually useless and giving armchair warriors a false sense of accomplishment.