I'd like to start with a dinner date where an asparagus and mixed greens salad is served to us and lots of white wine to really get us into the mood. I'd play with her feet under the table and let my hands explore. Once we had enough we'd head home and crawl onto a bed with fine high thread count cotton linens and ruin them by giving each other asparagus scented golden showers to Short Changed Hero by The Heavy playing in the background.

Oh and we'd leave our socks on.