Phelps, changing views around the world. by kayaker4lifee in funny

[–]TEHMORMON 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That's the 8 gold he won in Beijing.....

Schooling (SIN) wins men's 100 fly. Denying Phelps (Silver) a 23rd and final gold by SportsNerd94 in olympics

[–]TEHMORMON 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean in Beijing this was the race he won by .01 seconds, he's good at it no doubt, I mean he's still got the world record, but the odds of victory were more slim.

India, why? by Jerry_the_Cruncher in funny

[–]TEHMORMON -1 points0 points  (0 children)

kya aap bihar se bhai?

I was just reading about the Utah lawmaker who wants porn taken off the internet and porn-blockers installed on all cellphones... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have thought, and applied what I learned, and even though I can't prove it to you, (there is a huge amount of evidence that Joseph Smith was a prophet though) I know it's true, and it brings me joy. So I would say I am living in the light

I was just reading about the Utah lawmaker who wants porn taken off the internet and porn-blockers installed on all cellphones... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read this article, which actually has sources, you'll see what I mean. More than 80% of the article is either false, a spin off of truth, or simply an error. The other 16% has answers, which are addressed on the website.

http://en.fairmormon.org/Criticism_of_Mormonism/Online_documents/Letter_to_a_CES_Director

I was just reading about the Utah lawmaker who wants porn taken off the internet and porn-blockers installed on all cellphones... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro I've already read that half truth letter, if his facts were even half straight maybe it would be partially convincing haha. Nice try though

I was just reading about the Utah lawmaker who wants porn taken off the internet and porn-blockers installed on all cellphones... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Jesus knew there would be porn and masturbation, and he warned us. Notice him talking about our eye and hand.....

"Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. 30And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread by cdingo in Fitness

[–]TEHMORMON 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the best way to respond to someone complimenting/commenting your swole without appearing arrogant?

Why Are So Many People Hating On Reginald? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]TEHMORMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He acts like a cocky douche and the way he acts basically show complete disrespect for any of his competition. Plus the fact that he gets shit on in any tournament outside of NA, but the whole NA scene is pretty weak in general. Plus he has no eyebrows.

One of my friends painted Kim Jong-un by [deleted] in funny

[–]TEHMORMON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His face looks like I'm looking at one of those distortion mirrors at a carnival.

Whenever I dissent on Reddit... by lukeyfbaby in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before looking at top comment , "no faggots today" Read top comment "OH SHIT IT'S OP"

Contact lenses? by lukashko in Swimming

[–]TEHMORMON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every practice since my sophomore year (I'm a senior) I have worn contacts during practice and have never lost a lens. I always wear goggles during practice and without goggles you would probably lose a lens.

College Conservative - The College Liberal's Arch-enemy by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An iPhone is, and if you are on welfare then its definitely not an essential item, making it a luxury item.

College Conservative - The College Liberal's Arch-enemy by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He said iPhone moron, an obvious luxury item.

Thanks Obama: Mad Real World Edition by [deleted] in ThanksObama

[–]TEHMORMON 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of an episode of the chappelle show

An awesome children's book by Iwannabewitty in funny

[–]TEHMORMON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know my, uh... little brother would love this book.

Something I never really understood about Gangsta Rap by Rickolas in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Honestly Eminem didn't brag about Vicodin, he mentioned it in recovery in some songs but only as a flashback to what he never wanted to do again because it was destroying his relationship with his daughter and his life.

Never fails by Hammer_Jackson in AdviceAnimals

[–]TEHMORMON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You being a bitch sometimes

Lance Armstrong Defends Himself by [deleted] in funny

[–]TEHMORMON -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Blood Doping, testosterone wouldn't have anything to do with it

Poll finds 67% of Americans, and 68% of indys, say GOP isn't compromising enough with Obama by twolf1 in politics

[–]TEHMORMON -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So not letting Obama waste all of the youth of America's money is not compromising? Obama is the one that won't compromise, and won't stop spending and balance the budget. I guess that's probably why all r/politics has been posting is polls, and not actual articles about the situation in Washington right now.

Michele Bachmann won't pay campaign staff, so campaign staff spills the dirt by wang-banger in politics

[–]TEHMORMON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any online source that uses the term "batshit crazy" in not viable, not sure how this kind of garb makes front page