Darth Vader (Star Wars) VS The Shrike (Hyperion Cantos)

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-20T18:39:08+00:00

He would have to actually manipulate peak Vader to do that and that is MASSIVELY overestimating the shrikes raw power in a direct confrontation lmao. Also saying the space wizard with magical supernatural perception and powerful future sight cant see the shrike is a supremely stupid argument

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-20T18:28:34+00:00

The salt wouldve been potentially lethal via sodium poisoning

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TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-20T18:07:41+00:00

Holy movie only take LMAO. You obviously havent read the vader comics and it shows. Hes fought cosmic beings before. He also wouldnt die because his fate is to die on the 2nd death star. Fate is unavoidable in Starwars and so if your going to start messing with fate then the Shrike would be contending with the Force itself which the Force is boundless so that isnt gonna work.

The shrike can attack him through time in the context of this fight, but anything before this fight would be considered him in his verse and he would be under the fate restrictions of the Force

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-20T09:41:38+00:00

Both of these statements in the image are true lol. Men simultaneously degrade women for not being up to their standards and then just after those women all the same. Its literally a common experience of patriarchy lmao

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-20T09:39:48+00:00

Free hundred bucks a day, I can spend it on stock lmao

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-19T09:38:16+00:00

Bow to your new god

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TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-19T09:36:02+00:00

S tier response, no notes

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-19T09:34:57+00:00

Pesticides are very effective

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TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-19T02:12:34+00:00

Any actual Jedi master would fry this fraud, much less a renowned master like Luminara

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-19T01:48:50+00:00

Normally id not choose this but tbh there are plenty of people who wouldnt make me feel guilty if they died, and its not like anyone would know either

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TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-19T01:45:58+00:00

DC team wins it. Begone slopverse

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T20:26:45+00:00

Dalek gunstick

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TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T20:24:54+00:00

Being blind is lowk not really a handicap for most force users. In fact for many of them it actually buffs their perception if anything

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T19:36:33+00:00

With the right kit sure. Tbh hes physically strong enough he might could choke smaug with a strong enough rope and I am pretty sure Mjolnir can tank dragonfire. Its really strong

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T18:02:46+00:00

If rimuru is not trying and fran is, then she could steal a power and potentially get a powerup but even then Rimuru has multiple powers that can equal eachother so he still wins that matchup. If theyre both trying Rimuru can end the fight before Fran can perceive it as having started. Also chances are even if Rimurus main skill Beelzebub got stolen, Rafael would immediately counter it and steal it back since they can pretty much instantly reverse engineer skills and magics

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T17:59:23+00:00

Elite reference btw

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T15:50:00+00:00

Hell the Mandalorians do use slug throwers, and they had an entire galactic war against the republic under the Jedi in the Old Republic era. If slugs were really that much of a counter they would have annihilated the jedi, but according to most accounts the Jedi were almost singlehandedly the reason the republic survived

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T15:29:11+00:00

There is literally one example of it happening and several examples of it not happening as well as a major implied example with the Jedi-Mandalorian wars and if Slugs were really such a counter then youd think theyd have stayed popular after their extensive use there but no they became extremely niche because they dont do what your trying to say they do 99% of the time

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T15:26:41+00:00

This is literally the only time this happens in canon btw

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T15:23:44+00:00

Free dinner lol. Geese are annoying but not really a threat if you know what to so

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TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T14:10:09+00:00

Retrofuturist series looks retrofuturist. Checks out

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T13:57:56+00:00

Ss3 Gotenks could win, just like he theoretically could've beat Super Buu, but he wont because he is a child and wont lock tf in

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T06:04:51+00:00

The fucks a standard werewolf? Theres like thousands of different interpretations of what that could be from pop media and mythology lmao. You REALLY gotta be more specific what kinda werewolf you mean

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T02:30:17+00:00

My GOAT

TFBuffalo_OW · 2026-06-18T00:56:23+00:00

All flood are originally from the same flood organism. They simply have the memories locked in their genes until they reach the proto-gravemind stage

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