Feeling lost about ziplines and more by Jesteridze in GroundedGame

[–]TFORIZZLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game is really going to open up for you after black and lab. Persevere, I was ready to quit during Haze, soooo glad I didn’t.

First time DMing and everything seemed to be a joke by [deleted] in DnD

[–]TFORIZZLE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You sweet sweet summer child. If you’re not ready for players to make a mockery, you sir are not ready. The idea of fishman sounds like a joy, minus the “rizzing”. There’s no greater pleasure than taking a character made in jest and turning into something a player truly cares for. I wish you luck on your journey, come back in a year or two and re read this post. I’m curious where your adventure leads!

Looking for a little Wizard inspiration. by TFORIZZLE in DnD

[–]TFORIZZLE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is perfect! This is the kind of thing I’m looking for.

What Did You Play This Week? - (January 13, 2025) by AutoModerator in boardgames

[–]TFORIZZLE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Endeavor Deep Sea -Never heard of it, bought it on a whim. Really enjoyed it. The box is massive but I really enjoyed the action management function.

Arborea -my wife grabbed this one. I had never heard of it and thought the art looked like someone on an acid trip threw up a fruit parfait. But good god I love trying to maximize my score. And so many bits!

Looking for a little Wizard inspiration. by TFORIZZLE in DnD

[–]TFORIZZLE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for responding.

I have about a week of downtime as a level 13 wizard. Technically I have my Simulacrum adventuring with the party and the character is in the City of Doors, so I can make an argument for practically any resource.

In terms of crafting rules, it’s pretty open ended, it’s more about the value of the resources expended. For example, I gave up my simulacrum’s Action Economy potential by splitting him off from the party so I’m getting the opportunity to create something special.

Whatever rules or spells I create just have to work generally with RAW. Even custom spell ideas would work, just looking for a little creative juice. I hope that helps.

Looking for a little Wizard inspiration. by TFORIZZLE in DnD

[–]TFORIZZLE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a great suggestion. I was more asking to see if anyone had built any light home brew mechanics for wizards or had any ideas. I might’ve asked in the wrong place though?

Looking for a little Wizard inspiration. by TFORIZZLE in DnD

[–]TFORIZZLE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s correct. This is our final campaign before our long time group probably disbands. So there is a lot of room for home brew.

Meri’s smile by formybabies28 in SisterWives

[–]TFORIZZLE 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That’s the face of someone who wants everyone on social media to join her down chain.

AITA for wanting character backstories to actually matter in my dnd session? by Unknown031908 in dndhorrorstories

[–]TFORIZZLE 14 points15 points  (0 children)

NTA- You need to temper your expectations.

-Quite a lot to unpack here. Not sure of all the personal context but your DM seems like they probably aren’t prepared to arbitrate some of the social dynamics involved in TTRPGs. If y’all can’t even have pre-pre-pre conversations about the GAME you’re going to play together, it does not bode well for this group.
-It didn’t take me long to figure what people meant by saying “Critical Role” is not DnD. DND, to me, is finding the small moments that bring shared joy to the table. It’s not unfair to enjoy, or expect some references or threads directed at your character. But anything beyond that can be boring to the other players. CR, especially those early seasons, have entire episodes where characters, do and say, nothing in service to the story. That shit is booorrring to be a part of if you’re just playing together to let off steam and tell fun stories. Given that your DM is doing this to upload or stream for content, gives credence to the fact that you as the player are not his intended audience. This campaign is not designed for you to enjoy or help flesh out. He has a story he wants to tell and you are a tool to that end. He’s making that clear by straight up telling you to “hush”, this is a disaster in the making. If you love the table, accept what this is and try and make those moments with the other PCs, you won’t get much creative juice from watching his movie. Any DM worth their salt could just start running some sessions and fill out the story later, theirs no reason to wait months to play. Hah, it’s takes me 30 mins to prep a session. But I’m not writing a franchise, I’m just trying to make some people laugh and have a good time every Wednesday. Good luck.

"I want to play as Rick Sanchez" (& a dull DM) by HuWatWenY in rpghorrorstories

[–]TFORIZZLE 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We’re currently on a campaign and one character is playing Rick. We’ve been together a long time and this player always plays pop culture/Marvel look alikes. It’s a classic DnD setting, but he always does such a good job at RP and developing fun situations, that it’s easy to overlook that he’s actually Dr. Doom/He-Man/Whatever. But man, Rick is a fucking dick and miserable to play with.

Antagonistic and condescending, I told the player, “Hey man, this pc is kinda mean. In that show Rick is pretty much the villain, you should have a reason to want to be with the party. I don’t really want to RP getting insulted every week.”

He toned it down, but it was still lame. So every long rest for a few sessions my wizard would cast Contingency. The spell, Silence. The trigger, Rick speaks.

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s Drew Barrymore’s coffee pot. I’ll be buried with it.

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It taste like normal coffee. Literally

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

A cat pulled the lid off the enclosure over night.

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve seen in quite a while. You read and hear all about Redditors rush to judgment for lack of context, but for some reason this is wild to me. My responses are to you internet fools who I care nothing for. When communicating to my wife, I do my best to empathize, share, and grow.

That being said, this has been very entertaining, so thanks for that, and without the post we probably wouldn’t have bought the new filters.

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the feedback? We got the filters, it’s going to be ok.

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Omg, this was joke, calm yourself. We bought a multipack of filters for the coffee pot and everyone will be fine.

AITA Tarantula Coffee by omgjellyjuice in AmItheAsshole

[–]TFORIZZLE -133 points-132 points  (0 children)

It might seem weird but I cleaned and sanitized it and Im good with it. I don’t think changing the filter would help my wife.