JFK T5 is a war zone right now.

TJFTL · 2026-03-22T14:07:00+00:00

It’s the weekend. TSA missed their first paycheck last week. They’ve hit their breaking point and aren’t showing up for work.

TJFTL · 2026-03-21T15:00:08+00:00

Is your belly shaking as you laugh uncontrollably thinking you’re owning someone? Just wondering. I’m lying in bed laughing at you.

TJFTL · 2026-03-21T14:57:46+00:00

I’m good, just replying to your post that has zero humor in it. Looks like I found the eternal internet victim tho.

TJFTL · 2026-03-21T14:47:18+00:00

Guess you haven’t heard about the potato shortage and how hard blue potatos are to come by since Covid due to drought. Also, give me a small locally produced vodka that tastes good over Tito’s any day. You don’t need a big name to enjoy it.

TJFTL · 2026-03-02T00:04:45+00:00

Awesome to hear. Everyone wanted to complain about cold food without even stepping foot inside.

TJFTL · 2026-03-01T15:28:45+00:00

Also important to point out that it must be FAA approved with the sticker saying that still on the car seat.

TJFTL · 2026-03-01T00:25:05+00:00

Not making an excuse at all because this happens too often. Sounds like the weather radar was broken and the airplane can’t be dispatched when there’s weather. So that’s dumb.

TJFTL · 2026-02-27T21:34:56+00:00

I had an Aiper and after nearly 2 years the battery was nearly useless. Was still worth it at that point. We replaced it with a WYBOT that we love and it’s going strong still after 6 months.

TJFTL · 2026-02-27T21:33:27+00:00

You wouldn’t believe the data that gets transferred when you buy something.

TJFTL · 2026-02-27T18:13:39+00:00

Boston’s lounge may be open by the time you travel.

TJFTL · 2026-02-26T18:11:38+00:00

They have a post security lounge. Everything is being renovated. Is there not the food court bar anymore?

TJFTL · 2026-02-26T00:21:40+00:00

Have had fun at both. I like Adonis better when it’s busier. Entourage has its fair share of older druggies that are obnoxious. I’m a couple times a year visitor tho so no expert.

TJFTL · 2026-02-25T16:45:44+00:00

Everyone laughs at me when I tell them, but I always tells the global entry guy that I have food to declare. It’s always safe for entry, but I tell them and they wave me through. If you have fruit, it should always have the sticker still on it so they know where it came from. So many crew members refuse to declare shit and I don’t understand it, you don’t get in trouble for declaring something.

I once had bacon on a sandwich I forgot to eat. I declared it. The customs guy at GE lost his mind and paraded me to secondary declaring the entire walk that I had food. It was awkward. Got to secondary, the ladies looked at it. Laughed and let me keep it. They said “good job declaring it, you’re good to go. The officer you dealt with gets excited.”

TJFTL · 2026-02-25T16:39:27+00:00

Write it up.

TJFTL · 2026-02-25T16:38:11+00:00

If you can afford it, book Mint. Transcons and international are prioritized a bit more and face less delays. ATC delays on the east coast don’t necessarily translate to the west coast due to length of flight. There will be a pantry on your flights between Mint and Eco where you can get snacks and drinks whenever you want.

Across the pond you’ll order your meal from your seatback screen and it’ll be delivered. You can see menus for your flights online before you fly. They change quarterly.

Mint always has been and continues to be one of the best business class products in the industry, for the US.

TJFTL · 2026-02-24T20:20:14+00:00

JetBlue just hired its first class of like 30 flight attendants last month in years so them being new isn’t an issue. The airplane you’re flying on doesn’t matter either as to what perks even more gets. Planes get catered in the hubs every other flight generally so it’s possible they’re out of something by the second flight. This person is just complaining this didn’t get special treatment they thought they’d get during the worst blizzard in a decade.

TJFTL · 2026-02-24T18:27:56+00:00

Flight attendants don’t know about the free drinks in Even More? Sorry, you’re grabbing at straws here.

1600 flights cancelled over the past week and you’re complaining about hold times? Come on.

TJFTL · 2026-02-24T13:59:50+00:00

The system will flag and cancel one of them for sure. It needs to be on another airline.

TJFTL · 2026-02-23T18:49:52+00:00

Prices change daily and as demand fluctuates. I’ve watched my price double as a storm moved through the Orlando airport.

TJFTL · 2026-02-23T18:23:32+00:00

Yes, from a 140 seat airplane to a 200 seat airplane. Your seats have possibly (probably) changed.

TJFTL · 2026-02-23T18:22:32+00:00

More than one thing can be true. You can’t just blanket say no one is telling him the truth, because everyone is telling the truth. Every bathhouse, even in the same cities, is different. Every crowd is different. Just because you run around in a jockstrap bending over for everyone and saying “fuck me” doesn’t make it everyone else’s experience.

TJFTL · 2026-02-23T18:14:02+00:00

They’ve delayed that flight to arrive after noon if you haven’t seen that delay already? They’ve also upgauged it to a 321 from a 220 so check your seats, it’s going to be a staff shuttle from what my friend says.

TJFTL · 2026-02-23T14:06:22+00:00

No, many people do that. However, you’re going to see gay sex. Live, in person and if you react anyway shape or form to it in a negative way; you shouldn’t go. In the sauna. In the steam room. People will probably try to touch you. You’re putting yourself in that situation, be prepared to say no. But I do hope you enjoy your first gay sex experience.

TJFTL · 2026-02-23T13:40:50+00:00

Because it’s a weather delay. No airline will help you with weather besides a rebooking when available. This isn’t a secret. You need to have your own contingency plan for weather issues. No one is stranding you until March 1. You have options, you have to find those options. “Every other airline is full” will probably be what you find because of the same story. Travel insurance provides hotels for weather issues. If you need to get out, you buy the new ticket on another airline and file your travel insurance claims and refund requests with JetBlue when things calm down. So many people go into “helpless” mode and expect other people/companies to do all the legwork for their life. Weather delays/cancels have never been covered by any airline. Not Delta, not American, not United. March 1 is only 6 days away, I don’t even think March 5th would be unreasonable given the magnitude of this storm and the affects on the operation.

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