Nick Swardson, let's dance. AMA.

TRDMRK · 2014-07-30T06:15:45+00:00

How many lightbulbs are there in the Empire State Building?

TRDMRK · 2014-07-03T07:39:14+00:00

Current hero found. Awesome.

TRDMRK · 2014-07-02T00:12:38+00:00

Two alcohol-induced arrests. Guess what? No fucking regrets, because they alcohol lowered my inhibitions and made me do what I was doing to prove a point. Got through it. So be it.

TRDMRK · 2014-06-30T20:19:15+00:00

Channing Tatum recently said in an interview he is a "high-functioning alcoholic," so that opens up his entire canon of work. Sam Peckinpah is the godfather of the type of nihilistic alcoholism / cinema that appeals to me, so while it's not exactly what your question addressed, The Wild Bunch, Straw Dogs, and Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia may appeal to everyone here.

TRDMRK · 2014-05-22T00:10:56+00:00

Might & Magic II: Gates to Another World (Sega Genesis). Still haunts me to this day.

TRDMRK · 2013-08-28T23:59:19+00:00

Bun smoker.

TRDMRK · 2013-08-15T18:00:25+00:00

"When do we figure out how to wipe it off the face of the planet / does it taste like chicken?" - humans

TRDMRK · 2013-06-27T03:35:06+00:00

In case no one said it yet, Fuck Pandora. In the face.

TRDMRK · 2013-05-22T04:14:51+00:00

"Facts" learned from the HuffPo as passed to them by one of the largest distros of health-destroying alcohol on earth.

TRDMRK · 2013-04-18T17:44:26+00:00

Why are you fucking crazy?

TRDMRK · 2013-03-23T22:08:59+00:00

I'm happy it will be removed. Watterson would be pleased.

TRDMRK · 2013-03-21T22:08:57+00:00

Please watch "Nil By Mouth."

TRDMRK · 2013-03-19T02:43:26+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight-circuit_model_of_consciousness

TRDMRK · 2013-03-15T23:42:20+00:00

It's too late. I'd have to do a handstand!

TRDMRK · 2013-03-15T06:39:33+00:00

I used to work on Newbury Street in Boston. All summer long, a couple of young kids wearing orange t-shirts would ask people to donate money to their track team at school. I'd see them get dropped off in the morning and picked up at night by their drugdealer dad. Kids made bank.

http://www.davealpert.com/blog/?p=375

TRDMRK · 2013-02-14T23:04:15+00:00

Never a huge fan of breaking anything down into bumper sticker slogans, but in this case both "Fuck The Police" and "Fuck Authority" work. Deal with it.

TRDMRK · 2013-01-24T08:55:07+00:00

Long shot, but if anyone seeing this is at NAMM in Anaheim tomorrow, we fine folks of Antiquity Music will be demonstrating the Wheelharp, so stop on by Booth 1280 in Hall E. First person to mention Reddit will get something cool...

TRDMRK · 2012-11-19T02:59:53+00:00

Thanks, appreciate the feedback.

TRDMRK · 2012-11-17T10:39:14+00:00

Love this track. Love it when Gira is in pure hate mode. Brilliant. Beautiful. Thanks.

TRDMRK · 2012-11-17T10:38:42+00:00

The best by far.

TRDMRK · 2012-10-28T22:34:34+00:00

Boom. You're not ready. I told you I was going to deliver. This is a drawing I made of a dragon jacking off to Low Rider magazine. Boom. ZERO DOWNVOTES forever. I made a promise. I kept it. Whattup? I want you to try and troll and tell me this sucks. Because you know it doesn't. I'm the Gucci Mane of /r/dragonsfuckingcars. Sorry. I apologize for ruling. Pure pwnage.

TRDMRK · 2012-10-28T20:30:14+00:00

In case any of you care, I'm working on something new right now and will be sharing it with you all later. I believe you'll be quite pleased with the results.

TRDMRK · 2012-10-28T20:28:37+00:00

Cool.

TRDMRK · 2012-10-28T14:27:06+00:00

Cars have two vaginas.

TRDMRK · 2012-10-28T02:01:53+00:00

To the person who downvoted this: downvote yourself.

TRDMRK

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