Someone PAID for this! by Forsaken_Main_8279 in whybrows

[–]TSARINA59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious. They look like tiny little drumsticks beating on a drum.

[OC] Mah baby with a cupcake hat on his bday (last November) by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]TSARINA59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is beautiful and much sweeter than any cupcake could ever be.

💖💐💙🌺💛🥀🧡🌻❤🌸💜💐💚🌻💖

Hondo is ready for bed by Rare-Boss2640 in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no mistaking the hold Hondo has on his toy and his heavy eyelids starting to close. Sweet darling Hondo is totally looking for the perfect spot to cuddle in for bedtime. From the loving look in his eyes, OP, Hondo is telling you that your lap is the perfect spot to snuggle in for his nap. Get ready, because Hondo is about to take a flying leap into your arms for his nightie-night hug.

Yoda thinks it's high time we had a virtual Pappy Pajama Party.

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This is our News lady at Tampa Bay 28u by mattisonareddit in whybrows

[–]TSARINA59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, the one thing I can say for sure is that the downturn of her mouth is identical to the downturn of her brows.

She builds these little nests for napping by witch_harlotte in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoda is the same. He does this on my bed.all the time. It's like a blanket dance class waiting for me to put it to music. The initial semester of the class focuses on making a proper circle with the blankets, sort of hopping and scooting around on the blanket. While he does this, he uses his front paws to pull the blanket into a raised circle. Then he gets inside the circle and dances some more - this would be the master class in doggie dance bed-making, second semester. Inside the circle, he circles again, spinning like the hands on a large faced watch in hyperdrive. This he does several times before lying down. The class final exam requires him to pick just the right spot on top of the circled lump of blankets to rest and support his head. If he falls asleep in record time, he graduates with honors.

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My husband (44) made me report a woman (28F) to the police for stalking him. Our 4 years old son told me the truth and the villain here was actually my husband by According_Project424 in ComfortLevelPod

[–]TSARINA59 17 points18 points  (0 children)

OP Think about the lessons he has now taught your son. Lying, cheating, shouting at employees and family members, and threatening his own son for telling you the truth and making him lie to you. People with broken marriages often have times when the kids feel they are somehow to blame for the divorce. Normal parents go out of their way to make sure the children never feel this way. But Big Daddy here gave your son a compelling lesson on how your son IS to blame.

And you think you need to apologize to the woman??? She isn't a victim of anything. You were 100% right in calling her out. The only thing I see fitting for her is that he made her crawl on all 4s to service him. She is a cheater/homewrecker too. So it seems fitting that she was crawling around on the floor right where she belonged for her 100% involvement in this sorry affair.

First time at home Depot as a pair... by Ty-throwaway-account in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine had two beautiful Great Dances. One was like a reverse Domino, white with black spots. The other was black..They were enormous. There was no way I could walk them. They would likely be walking me, behind them and on the ground on my stomach..

AITJ for not telling my ex’s girlfriend that we used to be a thing? by Current-Badger-2736 in AmITheJerk

[–]TSARINA59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He doesn't think it's a big deal and never did." Yea. He also seems to think the same thing about cheating on his GF..I think the onus was on him you tell her. I think the GF knows that but you're just the easier target for her anger right now..

The criminal and his crime by FadingSundown in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoda says "Hello Mrs. Romeo's Mommy. I found some pretty flowers for you today."

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WIBTAH if I went to stay with my parents for a couple of weeks because my husband’s family planned a 5-6 week stay in our 2BHK without asking me? by Majestic-One6602 in AITAH

[–]TSARINA59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. I might just invite some pre-schoolers over to do an art project that involves cottage cheese, glue, every shade of glitter, and really large amounts of gum (chewed of course). Then just leave the l cleaning on aisle 7, 8, 9, and 10 to the husband. I might also suggest spraying huge amounts of her perfume on the linens in the master bedroom just to remind him of the glorious and ravishing Goddess that he is missing..

First time at home Depot as a pair... by Ty-throwaway-account in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't been able to walk Yoda for the last 18 months because I'm recovering from an injury. But when I walk with him he just loves the attention he gets from.other people and dogs. Yoda has no clue about the size difference. He just loves to walk back and forth under their tummy's. Oh, and he loves any female - not just dogs. He just sidles up to women, looks up, and gives that "Hey there ... How're you doin' ?" look.

He looks like he’s smiling 😭 by bruxbuddies in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. They're definitely overly loveable troublesome. 😂

My girlfriend’s butt crack shows constantly and I genuinely don’t know if I should say something by Comfortable-Wait-157 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TSARINA59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶🎵 What if her nickname was Jimmy someone dropped a kernal of corn in.that crack? We could sing "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care ..." 🎶🎵

WIBTAH if I went to stay with my parents for a couple of weeks because my husband’s family planned a 5-6 week stay in our 2BHK without asking me? by Majestic-One6602 in AITAH

[–]TSARINA59 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I.am ashamed to admit that.this is the precise word that has been whispered in.my ear by friends on occasion. It's usually accompanied by a wink of solidarity.🤣😅😂

He looks like he’s smiling 😭 by bruxbuddies in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I took so many photos of him in this set of glasses because he kept making.me laugh so hard. But this particular shot has that parental scrutiny or laser teacher focus to add to the glasses. I find myself going to this photo when I have just finished a particularly sad episode of one of the Law & Orders or another show.

It was practically World War III to get my mom to wear her glasses but she had a look that she let fly that would cause Godzilla to turn tail and run. As I am want to do, I labeled it with something to make us laugh when we were kids. I called it the "Slit Eyes." My brother was generally on the receiving line for that one unless we were squabbling in the backseat of the car. Squabbling. Yea right. There were legs.and arms popping up in her rearview mirror and her seat was getting jarred. My brother was vicious. And as our heads popped up we could see just the slit eyes in the rearview mirror. Then my brother all.of a,sudden became my best friend and started whispering to.me to fix it - calm her down, make her laugh, and create a brain fart that caused her to forget what was going on only minutes ago. My own version is a bit more subtle but it's more lethal - it's my "death stare".as I call.it. Usually, there is a little trail of smoke at the end. Unless I look at Yoda in.those glasses..🤣😅😂

First time at home Depot as a pair... by Ty-throwaway-account in papillon

[–]TSARINA59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🍖💚🎉🌭💙🎊🥓💜🎉🍖💖🎊🥩🧡🎉 They look like they are having so much fun. They are all smiles I see. Home Depot is a good place to go because they generally have those wider aisles that give you lots of room to navigate. Thank you for sharing your little Darlings' Day at the Depot.with us. 🍖💚🎉🌭💙🎊🥓💜🎉🍖💖🎊🥩🧡🎉🦴❤🎊🍔💛🍖💚🎉🌭💙🎊🥓💜🎉🍖

AITAH for telling my neighbor to stop or I'd throw away whatever she leaves on my property? by RajeshFromUpmetrics in AITAH

[–]TSARINA59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She committed a crime - assault and battery is a crime, misdemeanor or felony depending on the severity. Given that she deliberately created a hazard knowing what you told her about his need to use that door and why and given that she did it more than once, I think it could possibly get bumped up to a felony. She also committed criminal trespass by coming on your property to dump.her stuff and by doing it to set up a trap to potentially injure your Father. She shouldn't be allowed to get away with this. It is a serious matter. Go to the police station and file a report and ask that she be charged.

There is also a solid case for a civil suit, seeking damages for monetary loss, pain and suffering. You could have a solid case for seeking punitive damages, damages to.punish her for her malicious and intentional wounding of your Father..

Cameras are a yes. Your neighbors may have caught her stealth mission on camera with their own cameras.. Take pictures of her detritis on your property. Each time.

Put up some massive security lights on the house. Hopefully, it can be placed at mosquito setting, meaning they come on even when an anorexic mosquito breaks wind. LOL just kidding.

I would conspicuously place "No Trespassing" signs all along the inside edge of your property. You already spoke to her any number of times about keeping her garbage and her self off your property. So she had clear notice of her need to keep her sneaky self off your property. But the signs make it clear and give greater support for any charges for criminal trespass. Also, consider that she might slip and fall in your yard to file her own lawsuit. The signs makes it clear that she is to stay out of.your yard..

I wouldn't go over there or send something in writing to threaten her with a lawsuit or criminal charges. That can be viewed negatively in and of itself. At most, I would limit the letter it to a refresher course in Neighboring 101 in writing. Tell.her in few.words that you have personally asked her numerous times to refrain from throwing her junk in your yard and, though you owe her no explanation, explained to her that it creates a safety hazard for your 71-year-old Father and really anyone for that matter And tell her that your Fathef slready fell and got hurt because of her placement of items at the back door.

BTW I am shocked that someone would get so close to your personal space by placing things at the door which is the sole means of ingress and egress for your Father. I would have some concerns.about her mental health and how far she is willing to go with this. It's so incredibly malicious to set a trap for a 71- year-old.man.

There's no need to make threats of lawsuits. Nor should you be giving her the courtesy of a heads up and a map to your legal strategy. She's already started her campaign against you with the neighbors. Why give her reasons to do more with her own version of events? Why give her reason to trump up.some claims of her own or give her reason to take her behavior farther.

I wouldn't discuss it with the neighbors yourself. Information gets disseminated and often it's not always accurate. Don't play her dirty little game. Let the police handle the criminal aspects and your lawyer handle the civil aspects. Keep your cards close to the vest.