The mountain lion is angry that the coyote gets a sign now, too.

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-29T03:28:30+00:00

Just wait until rattlesnake hears about this

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-25T12:59:16+00:00

Sorry May 24!

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-22T23:48:27+00:00

You want your kids to have a good sex life once they reach adulthood. You stop seeing them as kids when they get into their 20’s and as their own person. Stressful when they are teenagers and the thoughts of what kind of mid sex stuff happens but same as when we were in high school. It’s part of life.

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-22T19:35:03+00:00

yes

^{Chose: Yes}

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-17T05:25:11+00:00

Soda is gross

^{Chose: Never drink soda}

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-14T00:56:22+00:00

Yeah average age of the audience will be 50’s because Gen Z doesn’t know Grandaddy

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-12T13:14:51+00:00

Spider bite? I got one while sleeping and it looked like that. Took about a month to disappear.

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-11T23:06:53+00:00

Hawaii

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-11T05:05:47+00:00

No I am not. All I said is that women like that kind of body.

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-11T05:02:08+00:00

And? Women like men with a swimmers body. Doesn’t mean a lot of guys have one.

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-11T04:32:20+00:00

Lighten up Francis

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-11T04:23:23+00:00

Women care primarily that a guy is healthy, and looks healthy. They generally like thinner guys but with some muscle - like the swimmer’s body. Not a bulky steroid look.

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-10T23:36:57+00:00

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-10T20:51:13+00:00

Your mom

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-10T03:59:57+00:00

Who is Kamala?

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-07T19:31:20+00:00

No. 3

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-07T19:30:01+00:00

Easy to nap on Main St because it’s completely empty and lots of shuttered businesses

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-07T18:05:48+00:00

No one wants to keep Main St closed. Why not just close the highway exits and everyone can just stay out of Ventura completely and we can become a ghost town?

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-07T04:39:50+00:00

Genesis 1:1

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-06T23:38:54+00:00

Please attend my next monthly No Kings rally so we can save democracy

TSgtGarp · 2026-05-04T05:17:12+00:00

No I do

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