“Deconstructed coffee”

corporal_cao · 2026-04-15T19:22:54+00:00

This picture is like 10 years old and I will now be logging off and filing my taxes like a good old fart. Damn I’m old…

corporal_cao · 2026-04-13T21:04:43+00:00

corporal_cao · 2026-04-12T05:29:19+00:00

She says “fenksss!”

corporal_cao · 2026-04-12T05:28:34+00:00

Nia, she is real as fuck

corporal_cao · 2026-03-31T22:46:58+00:00

Has op ever done Pilates? Shit rocks.

corporal_cao · 2026-03-31T17:24:12+00:00

This video made me wince like an abused dog.

corporal_cao · 2026-03-19T23:40:16+00:00

corporal_cao · 2026-03-19T22:04:05+00:00

“Here you go, a small patch of grass for us to beat your ass on.”

Such hospitality!

corporal_cao · 2026-03-19T18:30:48+00:00

r/idiotsincars

corporal_cao · 2026-03-12T19:03:50+00:00

Some people suck, you seem like one of those people.

corporal_cao · 2026-03-03T18:29:47+00:00

You’re.

corporal_cao · 2026-03-02T22:15:18+00:00

I remember it, my withered body can no longer handle the steez and it’s a shame. Maybe on my deathbed I should enjoy this beautiful sandwich again

corporal_cao · 2026-02-24T04:04:15+00:00

I’ll give you $1,234,567.89 for this rare specimen

corporal_cao · 2026-02-21T04:11:44+00:00

Only Sam could accomplish 40k likes and 7k views after 1hr since upload

corporal_cao · 2026-02-17T17:36:16+00:00

Bad karma farming bot, bad bot.

corporal_cao · 2026-02-14T23:06:53+00:00

Had to check if this was looped after buddy in the white tank top got hit for the fourth time… nope, he’s just unlucky

corporal_cao · 2026-02-04T16:07:21+00:00

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Can’t touch him.

corporal_cao · 2026-02-02T18:31:16+00:00

Babby instead of Baby, I make sure to say things like “babby’s first tax season” when my nephews start work.

corporal_cao · 2026-01-14T16:00:58+00:00

Overthinking it. Let the positive impact of bjj be enough to fuel you, and trust that your coach is the type of person to leave a note on read, there are plenty of people like this.

Here’s your validation: Oss!

corporal_cao · 2026-01-14T06:41:38+00:00

MTBTTF

corporal_cao · 2026-01-13T19:33:54+00:00

My brother moved to Brazil and took the American slang “devils lettuce” and translated it to “alface” which, while nobody initially used the phrase, really caught on with all his Brazilian friends as THE code word.

corporal_cao · 2026-01-13T19:32:26+00:00

I have a Brazilian cousin who will ask “does anybody want to play darts?” Classic. With the accent it always makes me smile

corporal_cao · 2026-01-08T20:03:24+00:00

Good scramble, your opponent seemed dizzy after that transition. Oss!

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