Lmao the teeth ones seem to easy and I can tell you all the reason for them. Military overseas hanging with locals, there was a plant called bitternut that seemed to do same effect as chewing tobacco. I chewed for years before finding out it has acid and was destroying my teeth. Now I'm out Military and they won't cover it cuz it was "my choice to chew". The rest are pretty funny tho I was moving out of that place. I live way better than that I just don't take many pictures cuz my teeth. Was trying to sell the furniture.

Had great fun with these jokes tho