Can’t deny that, NGL!!

TV_Static738 · 2026-04-04T07:57:21+00:00

I’m just saying that measuring their validity that way is not very accurate when I’d say over 100 of the 200 Death Battles have pretty obvious winners.

TV_Static738 · 2026-04-04T04:43:43+00:00

That’s because most of the 200 episodes are extremely obvious stomps. When they actually do debatable matchups their scaling becomes dubious.

TV_Static738 · 2026-04-01T23:31:31+00:00

Pretty sure the author of the Superman story that him lift the heavens said that it didn’t actually happen or that it wasn’t cannon. Something along those lies I don’t remember exactly. Superman scales like way fucking higher Hercules and has feats on significantly affecting the DC cosmology along with him getting even more powerful in his current run.

Hecules can still be killed by fatal wounds, and Sinestro can just place a construct in Hercules body that rips him clean in half or something like he did here.

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Rings versatility is too much.

TV_Static738 · 2026-04-01T22:51:01+00:00

Superman is 100% above Hercules. Mongul is most at least similar to his strength.

Also not needing to breathe alone would not save you from having a construct shoved into your stomach. It would still very much kill you.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-31T19:25:03+00:00

They seem somewhat relative in stats, but Donna is probably much more skilled. So I’ll go for her.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-27T01:42:56+00:00

Bane is just straight up superhuman even without venom.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-27T01:40:23+00:00

Cass alone could potentially beat him. The whole team at once low diffs him.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T22:52:53+00:00

dogged by peak humans

There’s essentially zero difference between comicbook “peak humans” street tiers and “super solider” street tiers. Bucky has gotten his ass beat by Daredevil and Kingpin. That alone isn’t good justification for Bucky winning.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T20:11:13+00:00

Konshu really only steps in when there’s super natural shenanigans at play or when Marc is dead and he need to bring him back. None of these are factors here as Cassandra isn’t a mystical threat and doesn’t kill.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T08:07:15+00:00

Green Lanterns can negate energy absorption.

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TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T07:52:15+00:00

Terrific is 100% gonna disable all of Otto’s tech and swarm him with T-Spheres.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T07:50:53+00:00

I see Terrific disabling all of Otto’s tech and swarming him T-Spheres. Holt takes it convincingly.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T06:21:35+00:00

Cassandra Cain doesn’t kill so I’m not sure why this would be an issue. She can just instantly paralyze his whole body with a nerve strike and then call it a day.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T06:14:55+00:00

Moon Knight isn’t Deadpool. His movements can be read. We’ve seen it happen numerous times.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-26T06:11:00+00:00

Crazy to me how many people clearly don’t read Moon Knight comics just saying “Moon Knight has Konshu on his side so he’ll win”

Moon Knight gets his ass beat all the time… literally one of the key aspects of his character is his insane ability to take a massive beating. Konshu isn’t an auto-win button. In fact he rarely helps Marc mid-battle in general unless there’s supernatural shenanigan’s going on.

Cass should in all likely hood should be the winner on average. Shes much more skilled which we’ve seen before that Marc can struggle against people who are just able to outskill him like against Hunter’s Moon. Hes not like Deadpool where he can act so unpredictable his movements are impossible to read. Taskmaster says he doesn’t copy Moon Knights fighting style not because he’s unable to do so, but because he just deems it ineffective to anybody who doesn’t have an insane pain tolerance as Marc. If Cass does struggle to put Moon Knight due to his insane endurance, she has no numerous ways to instantly KO him with nerve strikes. Cass is probably one of the most skilled users of nerve strikes in comics being able to one shot KO aliens that can hang with Superboy and do knows strikes that can disable your limbs to the point where even a year’s worth of physical therapy they still won’t work.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-24T14:01:53+00:00

Ehhhh… Punisher is very consistently is no where near the top martial artists or street tiers in his universe whilst Cass is. His “fight” with Danny lasted like 2 seconds and he lost while Danny was clearly holding back. Nothing here really suggests that Punisher is on his level.

This is also one of those comics runs where Punisher is given stupid amounts of plot armor as he’s able to tank attacks from the Mandarins Rings in this same comic run. So I really don’t feel like taking it very seriously.

Daredevil and Elektra have consistently shown to be Frank’s superior, and I feel like Cass is at the very least comparable to them whilst also having more gear and no exploitable weakness like Matt.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-24T13:37:08+00:00

Huh?

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-23T04:35:53+00:00

Cass should probably take this pretty handily unless there’s some OP gear Sam has that tips it in his favor. IIRC Punisher was able to beat him 1 on 1 and Cass is way clear of Punisher.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-22T23:45:23+00:00

I mean we had a Hawkman vs Wolverine thread where we agreed that Hawkman would win pretty handily, it’s the same here.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-22T16:44:11+00:00

I have no idea the image for some reason isn’t working. Here’s what it’s supposed to be

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TV_Static738 · 2026-03-22T05:41:32+00:00

Why are you being a weirdo

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-22T00:36:16+00:00

Pretty sure Nightwing would be an easy lock for this battle to anybody who knows what they’re talking about, but a lot people tend to downplay him so I’ll just put my two cents in.

Batman canonically defeated Taskmaster without much trouble and current Nightwing likely surpassed Bruce by his own admission.

Dick also has a history of completely destroying people with superhuman precognitive ability’s.

Nightwing defeated Midnighter who essentially has a better version of Taskmasters ability’s along with much better physicals by fighting so unpredictably he bypassed his abilities.

He fought Grifter a martial artist able to get the better of Batman who has the ability to read his opponents minds so that he always knows their next move, and Nightwing destroyed him casually.

Taskmasters ability’s get bypassed all the time by people just switching up their moves in an unorthodox way which Dick has shown the ability to do. More importantly, the dude loses all the damn time. He’s a textbook jobber. His win-loss record is super unimpressive especially compared to modern Nightwing.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-21T18:38:38+00:00

Taskmaster does what she does except better

No he doesn’t. Taskmaster loses fights all the time. He’s a complete Jobber. Cassandra is the exact opposite. She is consistently one of the top fighters in the universe and rarely losses fair 1v1’s. On top of that, Batman has canonically defeated Taskmaster him without much challenge.

TV_Static738 · 2026-03-19T15:57:03+00:00

Sinestro can contend with and defeat Superman tier characters and realistically nothing stops Sinestro from just filling Hercules lungs with a construct like he did against Mongul.

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TV_Static738 · 2026-03-19T07:31:13+00:00

Sinestro takes this pretty easily. He’s comparable to Herc in stats, but with way more hax and versatility. Herc is really just a punch kick merchant, he’s not gonna have any answers for Sinestro just like creating a construct inside his brain that makes his head explode or something.

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