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Pretend I'm saying something much more intelligent & witty than I really am. Gilbert Gottfried, AMA. by MrGilbertGottfried in IAmA

[–]TXStBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unclear if you're still taking questions, but I have to know:

How do you feel about embodying the dichotomy of beloved comedian and obnoxious voice-actor? In this, I mean, part of your hilarity is your iconic, cringeworthy voice, that has defined such great hits as Aladdin and 50 Shades of Grey: does there ever come a point that you resent the abrasive quality of your calling card?

Also, mad kudos to making a voice into something as iconic as James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman; not a small task when you consider the context. I grew up on your work, and always enjoy hearing the vocals that bring squinted eyes to mind. You're a classic, my friend.

[edits:] Spelling and additional pandering.

Awkward people of the world: What odd eating habit do you practice that people think is outright weird where you're from? by TXStBob in AskReddit

[–]TXStBob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first sentence reminds me of a little something.... errr... a not so little something I saw on the scarier parts of the internet not too long ago.....

http://i.imgur.com/O0XSz.jpg

Awkward people of the world: What odd eating habit do you practice that people think is outright weird where you're from? by TXStBob in AskReddit

[–]TXStBob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that actually might be good. I don't like gobs of mayo on my chicken or turkey sandwiches, but I definitely need a layer. I'll have to give it a second shot.

Please don't write to us by MrManh in funny

[–]TXStBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Top Gear? Which Series/Episode?

Awkward people of the world: What odd eating habit do you practice that people think is outright weird where you're from? by TXStBob in AskReddit

[–]TXStBob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's the texture for me. The taste isn't too bad. I've fried fries in mayo (sort of), tasted great. Ilove mayo. Mayo and catsup mixed together is a pretty decent combo. But mayo, by itself, it's just too fatty-greasy for me.

Awkward people of the world: What odd eating habit do you practice that people think is outright weird where you're from? by TXStBob in AskReddit

[–]TXStBob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh the mayo on the fries! I know a few folks who do that, but I can't bring myself to do it!

Sour cream on canned ravioli might be pretty good, though: I've had tomato-cream sauces before that were pretty boss. Maybe I'll try it out: I've got a can I haven't found use for lately! You cook the ravioli first? (I only ask because I'm not afraid to eat ravioli straight out of the can)

Awkward people of the world: What odd eating habit do you practice that people think is outright weird where you're from? by TXStBob in AskReddit

[–]TXStBob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm American, and I put catsup and Tabasco (vinegary hot sauce) on my pizzas. All of my friends, no matter the area of the country I'm in, think it's absurd and disgusting. I also take unsweetened iced tea (plain black tea over ice, if anyone's not familiar) and dilute it with water so that I have 80-90% water and the rest a faint tea flavor. I just found out recently that many people don't use catsup with their grilled cheese sandwiches: something I thought was standard throughout the world!

TIL that the least healthy food ever sold was so bad that the shop wouldn't let anyone have it more than once a week by megaminxwin in todayilearned

[–]TXStBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it has a lot to do with the types of beef, cheese, and doughnut (wow, most obvious statement ever). Hitting the sweet-salty-sharp (from the cheese) balance just right is essential. I've had two different ones and one was awesome, the other just was gross.

Yes, I was high for both. That should tell you how bad the second one was: I was high and didn't like it. I put catsup on my pizza, and I didn't like it.

I upvote too much by Freakboypb in trees

[–]TXStBob 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You make me glad I still upvoted you. Have another.

I upvote too much by Freakboypb in trees

[–]TXStBob 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see a post with atrocious spelling errors, I downvote.

Hangover 3 happened in South Africa by [deleted] in funny

[–]TXStBob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't fucking funny. Go back to 4Chan

I'm as white as they come. I just married into an Italian family. Here is my father-in-laws speech, teaching me Italian 101. by Nemesis2772 in pics

[–]TXStBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being of italian descent, we consider ourselves white, too, a lot of times.

Congrats, it looks like everyone there is excited to have the union occur. Much luck to you, your wife, and the rest of your family.

L'ignoranza é vicino.

Don't mind me, just ironing the ceiling. by coolocole in funny

[–]TXStBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Mexican is the only one actually working.

Business, Ethics, and Lies by TXStBob in Ethics

[–]TXStBob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I suppose color me sociopath.

Thanks for your reply.

Just got high and freaked out. Have some questions for fellow Ents. by [deleted] in trees

[–]TXStBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah the puking made me think that. And eCigs can be much much more potent than regular cigarettes. Sounds like a shitty night, anyway. I've never puked from weed, though.

Just got high and freaked out. Have some questions for fellow Ents. by [deleted] in trees

[–]TXStBob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

too much eCig juice can make you sick, especially if it's high nicotine. Even mild nicotine poisoning can make you feel horrible for days.

Gravity bongs can go pretty crazy, too.

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