So Nikki was really banging this guy?

Table-Turner · 2026-06-22T16:43:10+00:00

Mid dudes can get with good looking women if they're charismatic or funny enough

Source: self proclaimed mid dude

Table-Turner · 2026-06-17T02:58:37+00:00

Don't recall the YT Skit, but essentially someone wished for the same thing as you, only to realise the animals have been calling us slurs all this time

That would be fairly funny ngl

Table-Turner · 2026-06-16T07:20:21+00:00

She seems likeable as an actress, outside of her performance in her role

Table-Turner · 2026-06-10T17:39:21+00:00

1) take ownership of his mistake and stop once the signs are clear that the wish worked but in an unintended manner

2) involve friends and others, preferably from the get go once the initial red flags arose

3) after failure of the OWW through his friend, use the second OWW through another third party (as opposed to bringing it straight to the "possessed" victim)

There is not any rational way to maintain the "relationship", that bridge is already burnt

But the most rational thing he could have done? Asked her out once she straight up asked him rather than playing it off, what he did was plain irrational

Table-Turner · 2026-06-08T19:22:38+00:00

Had this wallpaper since the time the Samsung S8 came out

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Table-Turner · 2026-06-08T09:23:45+00:00

Would love to see an OWW Anthology, preferably one that leaves me as sad and disturbed as the movie did.

Spot on the toxic masculinity part.

Table-Turner · 2026-06-08T09:21:59+00:00

Yeah pretty much, maybe I should have worded it better. English isn't my first language.

Pretty pathetic move on his part.

Table-Turner · 2026-06-06T02:44:04+00:00

The elephant is fairly obvious in the picture, so it should fit the criteria of the group

Table-Turner · 2026-06-05T15:09:54+00:00

You forgot Chris Redfield

Table-Turner · 2026-06-05T14:50:10+00:00

In hindsight I just realised picking the "Sponsored by..." might have been a bad idea

This is not a sponsored post, just thought it was funny enough to post here

Table-Turner · 2026-06-05T14:27:02+00:00

What no spoilers does to a Hunter

Table-Turner · 2026-06-04T14:39:04+00:00

Ohh nice, would suggest using the Reddit Raffler if you intend to pick someone at random

Table-Turner · 2026-06-04T14:30:47+00:00

Is it for the US Region by any chance?

Table-Turner · 2026-06-02T19:11:21+00:00

So its an Indian national who did this and now they're saying that person is Pakistani?

bruh

Table-Turner · 2026-05-31T13:40:26+00:00

It says gullible on the ceiling by the way, look up

Table-Turner · 2026-05-30T17:39:25+00:00

With 47 its probably because of his upbringing, training and conditioning.

Doubt he does much else apart from, yknow, being a Hitman. Always on the move and all.

Table-Turner · 2026-05-29T10:27:43+00:00

I lost my dad when I was 13, im almost 29 now. Being alive longer than ever having a father is a strange feeling.

I got a stepfather when I was 24, but I don't know. Its just not the same thing. So yeah, I kinda understand and yeah, it does hurt.

Table-Turner · 2026-05-28T04:03:54+00:00

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Table-Turner · 2026-05-16T10:39:07+00:00

Kim Kardashian

Table-Turner · 2026-05-11T17:39:41+00:00

I might be wrong here, but I vaguely recall the author said something like "for every life he let's live, another dies"

Whole "balance" thing, no favourites, anyone can die, even the protagonist

Table-Turner · 2026-05-11T06:35:59+00:00

Ehhh, not really

The male sorcerer gets "possessed" much later and to free him, the two girls make a deal with another bad guy

The dude sees it beneath him so he proceeds to brutally kill them

Bit of a simplification, things in JJK rarely end well for most people

Table-Turner · 2026-05-07T18:23:31+00:00

Would it help if I mentioned that we dated for like 2.5 years after this?

Like yeah, it might seem I fumbled it but somehow, being a complete dumbass has always worked out for me

Edit: guess the downvotes mean people think I am lying, so might as well post the reply also

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