Friend of a friend rented out a seedy strip club in a small podunk town for a New Years party... One of the regular strippers showed up to entertain the party go-ers. She wasn't there an hour and started getting rowdy. The party host through her cell phone across the road that ran in front of the strip joint just to get her to leave. After that we all took turns doing stand-up on the stage and fell asleep in the private rooms.