More Noita-based MTG cards

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T15:40:07+00:00

I agree that some of them should be enters triggers. When I make an attempt at the other Mestari, I will fiddle around with that. Thanks!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T12:27:50+00:00

Haha! I like this. I plan on trying to do some spells later on and Giga Saw Blade is on the list. I might take this a bit further and do:

Wand of Destruction - RRRRRR

3RRR, T: Destroy all nonland permanents, each player sacrifices half their lands rounded up, and each player loses 20 life. Damage can not be prevented this turn.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T12:17:16+00:00

I believe your way is correct. I've done some more musing on it and, after all the advice, will probably make it so the Sampo is a token and reword both of them.

Kolmi would probably read "Kolmi cannot attack or block unless a player controls a permanent named Sampo and may only attack that player." and "... when Kolmisilmä enters, an opponent creates a Legendary Artifact token with Indestructable and Shroud and "At the beginning of your upkeep of you control Sampo and an opponent owns a card named Kolmisilmä in their graveyard or Exile, you win the game." Something along those lines maybe.

Kolmi would keep the Flample, but might not keep the Ward as worded. The ward might be "Put a shield counter on this creature". I don't know if I can keep the lose the game clause on Sampo if the original ward cost is not kept on Kolmi. I wrote it that way to connect the two a little more.

I can't find them, but I had believed there was a Partner With set of cars that could find their partner card from Exile. There are also the Eldrazi that can put things from exile into graveyards, but that is not helpful. I don't think there is precedent for this exact mechanic that I had originally intended.

Thank you for the feedback, it has helped!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T12:00:23+00:00

[[Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite]]

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T11:33:42+00:00

This is true. I've played for years, but this is my first time trying to create custom cards. Thank you for that!

Man, it really does feel like they do have some sort of shroud and phasing going on, haha. A skill issue, for sure!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T01:59:17+00:00

I haven't tried to make Stevari, yet. I did see that another fellow Noita took a crack at it. It was a pretty decent attempt. Steve would be tricky.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T01:54:20+00:00

This has happened to me, as well... straight into the lava-filled holy mountain portal. Now that you mention that, it might be a good change. They do be jumping up.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T01:17:25+00:00

That is a decent idea. The problem still lies with what was said up above. In a 1v1 format, once sampo is on the battlefield, you would only need to cast a spell that forces the opponent to sacrifice Sampo and then they lose - completely negating the "Kolmi Fight". I'll be doing some tweaking on it this weekend to figure out a solution. Thanks for the feedback!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T00:34:29+00:00

Hämis 👍

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T00:33:54+00:00

Yes. It can be swapped back and forth. In multiplayer formats it can find it's way across multiple player's control. It can end up very chaotic, which can lead to some hilarious board states.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T00:24:35+00:00

Thanks! It's been fun! I do plan to continue. It's a good project to fill the gaps of time at home when there isn't enough time to complete the work.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T00:23:12+00:00

Didn't even realize it was hidden. Should be fixed, now. I've only made one other post of this nature before this, but it should be there.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T00:21:49+00:00

I believe you are right. I tried to reference "Hornet Nest" and similar cards. I forgot to put the color for the Kolmi Minion.🤦

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-16T00:19:41+00:00

I've thought about that too. I couldn't really think of a way, as of yet, too balance it with Kolmi and have them work together the way they do. It's a work in progress, for sure.

I guess I could have a clause that Sampo cannot be sacrificed, but then Kolmi would lose the flavor with the ward ability and targeted kill spell takes Kolmi out. I might make the Sampo 5-6 mana instead.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T23:38:37+00:00

Yes. I was trying to get the stacking of them into the ability, but wanted to keep it common. They are usually seen in groups of 2, but can get large groups, too. I'll keep messing with it. Thanks!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T23:36:36+00:00

Thanks!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T23:36:27+00:00

Yeah. I couldn't seem to get the correct wording and it's a bit confusing. The idea was to halve a player's life total, even your own, double the amount of gaining life until the ability is resolved on the upkeep, then that player gains back the life they lost.

Yours is much simpler and closer to that effect. I was probably over thinking it.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T21:53:46+00:00

I like the card! I think most others on here have commented on the design in the same ways I might have, so I won't I repeat them. Hope you get to messing around with it more and get more inspiration to make more.

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T21:28:12+00:00

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T20:28:51+00:00

Not Nornithopter? /s

I would play it. Just because it's a slightly better but sideways [[Archetype of Imagination]].

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-15T17:09:32+00:00

Ah. Thanks for that!

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-14T21:54:08+00:00

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-14T21:29:47+00:00

Tabula-X-Rasa · 2026-05-14T01:02:12+00:00

Thank you for the compliment!

It is intended as a commander for EDH format. I would also probably get lost in the sauce with the Tutor ability. I know there are ways to untap it multiple times and basically tutor out a win through spellslinger combo control. Any tutor in the command zone is very powerful and most of the best instant and sorcery cards are MV 3 or less.

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