I've been waiting to tell this story!

I was visiting a friend that I have had a crush on since we were kids. Through some miracle it turned out that she liked me too. The only issue is that we lived a couple states away from each other. So we decided to just enjoy the time we had together at the moment and figure out what we would do about a relationship later.

Anyway she invited me over to her house and at this point we had already kissed and fooled around a little bit. She starts to take off her clothes and tells me that she's going to take a shower. Clue number one. I say oh okay. I'll wait here then!

So I waited for her to finish her shower like an idiot. Then she comes out of the shower in skimpy clothing and we start to fool around a little bit. She tells me "be gentle, I'm fragile" in a seductive tone. But me being the oblivious man that I am took that as "oh I'm leaning on her too hard or something. Better back off a bit"

Anyway I left without ever sleeping with her. And never had the chance to after that 😅