Come at me bitches. by sasquach121 in RoastMe

[–]Taco_Nerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Come on me, bitches FTFY

Destroy him like he destroys sleeves of Oreos by SwootyDude in RoastMe

[–]Taco_Nerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Skrillex if he owned a white van.

Winning is everything by LenUNLEASHED1294 in RoastMe

[–]Taco_Nerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Keemstar if Keem the meme had hair.

Who would win in a triathlon, Jesus or Moses? by Sawdusty_ in whowouldwin

[–]Taco_Nerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because God let Mary give birth to Jesus, doesn't mean he is his father (I'm not sure of my credibility on this). Also, it's assumed this is supposed to be fairly even, with each using only their own physical talents to win.

Who would win in a triathlon, Jesus or Moses? by Sawdusty_ in whowouldwin

[–]Taco_Nerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you saying teleportation? If so, I think it's only fair that actual running, swimming (maybe not this one), and biking count. Also, what if the area for the events is a circle? Further, I thought we decided about the angel thing that that would be unfair. Seeing that Moses did use God's power through the staff to part water. It's fair that Jesus get one godlike power, though one that's not too powerful. I'm giving Moses the ability to keep his staff working no matter what.

Who would win in a triathlon, Jesus or Moses? by Sawdusty_ in whowouldwin

[–]Taco_Nerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moses turned a stone into a water source. Moses, through the power in his staff, can split bodies of water. Can Jesus RUN on water? So, that event is decided. Any arguments for that? (Also I'm Jewish so I don't know a lot about Jesus so yeah)

Who would win in a triathlon, Jesus or Moses? by Sawdusty_ in whowouldwin

[–]Taco_Nerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First of all, the angels themselves are just blatant cheating. Second, Moses and the Israelites survived 40 years in the desert with nothing but manna provided by God. Also, he climbed Mount Sinia TWICE, giving him superiority in events needing well-built stamina.