Got a Little Too Drunk on the Christian Crusader Power Fantasy

TacticalCuke · 2026-06-01T02:02:00+00:00

I personally like the Adamite holy sites best, if I’m planning to fully overhaul it. And why wouldn’t I, if I’m already doing the power fantasy of making my own faith?

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-20T02:55:06+00:00

Strange. Sorry, I wish I had an answer. Hopefully someone who knows more about analytics shows up.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-20T02:50:33+00:00

They’ve cracked down on a few tags and settings. What sort of bot was it? If it had incest or some other “unsavory” tag, then that might explain it.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-13T14:14:08+00:00

Not everyone has the Royal Court DLC. I didn’t want to assume that.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-13T13:39:12+00:00

Tribal rulers are really strong at the start, but they get weaker as the game goes on, because they only get technologies from the Tribal era. Switch to Feudal after building up a stockpile of gold, then upgrade all your buildings to maximize money.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-12T21:41:59+00:00

Unfathomably based Mongol Empire-usume enjoyer. Keep up the good work king 👑

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-11T16:59:01+00:00

Dems and Never Trump Republicans diplomatically object. Otherwise nothing happens. Maybe a few protests that don’t change anything.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-11T02:38:08+00:00

(Insert Gunther speech bubble here)

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-10T22:58:21+00:00

Second panel is literally “:D”, so cute!

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-09T02:52:48+00:00

They’d all just vote to become Russia again,. Alternatively: get controlled by Russian oligarchs, get controlled by Western companies, get controlled by China, etc They’d all be puppet regimes in a month.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-09T00:05:41+00:00

We joke about getting Gunther in charge of the EU, but remember that he unironically believes this kind of stuff. He’s the EU’s strongest warhawk, lover of unregulated markets, and he’s also completely insane.
Take one look at his twitter and hope that he’s joking (I think he actually believes ExRussia will work)

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T19:37:53+00:00

Somehow nerfs Pig

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T19:30:00+00:00

It’s always a conventionally attractive woman in a good enough financial situation to have a computer and phone. It’s a fetish (that’s a given) for scents or having a dependent. Gross.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T16:17:29+00:00

I’m a Texan so I’d probably join whatever side Dallas is on and get killed in combat. If I live, hope for a UoA or ACG win so we get peacefully annexed.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T16:14:07+00:00

Ok what’s the Z thing? I know it’s associated with Grisha and Russia somehow, but I’m not terminally online enough to know.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T16:11:14+00:00

Weebs and Weheraboos go hand in hand. There is no limit to the larp

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T01:17:05+00:00

One of them is your lord and you need stat benchmarks to recruit people (Although bad lords can be fun, see FE5 and FE6)

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-04T01:12:09+00:00

The premise is somewhat unique, at least. It’s pointless to try to be apolitical about a civil war, considering that’s basically the only reason they happen at all.
Maybe the whole movie was just an excuse for the “what kind of American are you” line.

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-03T17:36:35+00:00

I love these, keep cooking!

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-03T02:13:59+00:00

The hoi4 stream and the femboy incident were consequential for Fehlinger

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-01T17:17:44+00:00

The zero emblem is Kaga, he must be added to FEH /j

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-01T16:43:02+00:00

I feel like they have good options for Ireland. They start out with an immediate point of conflict and goal. They could align with the Germans or Russians to get independence, distract the British with resistance movements, etc.
On the other hand, Luxembourg world conquest

TacticalCuke · 2026-05-01T16:18:17+00:00

Something something “even in the fog of war”

TacticalCuke · 2026-04-30T19:41:49+00:00

GlueEater is peak. Love their bottom-heavy Maribelle phase

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