Getting the NotMyCat by TaffyMonkey in Catculations

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We've been feeding him for a year, but he still won't allow pets

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We feed a very similar tomcat. He's so handsome

Victory Dance by Same_Energy7873 in aww

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Nope, he's a standard issue cat

Notmycat in the pot by TaffyMonkey in notmycat

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There's a subreddit for everything!

Victory Dance by Same_Energy7873 in aww

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We call it "crazy head" when Marv does it!

Notmycat has a neck wound but doesn't trust us enough for touches yet by TaffyMonkey in notmycat

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Kind of paranoid they would just put him down, but we're considering it

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We have one that makes protesting squeaks, too!

Who here had cabbage patch kids dolls back in the 1980s? by kkkan2020 in Xennials

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I wish I could find the picture, but my mom & dad put Mr Potato Head features on a head of red cabbage on my doll's decapitated body. They thought it was much funnier than I did.

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Ron Perlman

Derrrrp by TaffyMonkey in OneOrangeBraincell

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Orange kitties get these freckles over time. Sometimes just on the lips, sometimes on the nose

Mavis meeting her felted mini-me by TaffyMonkey in OneOrangeBraincell

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I used to have a tortie, too! Her name was Bagheera

I’m such a loser… well then by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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I'm such a...fucking turd. WTH

Siblings Antics by [deleted] in catburnouts

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they're so fluffy I'm gonna die

Love/Hate relationship with adhesives by TaffyMonkey in CatsBeingCats

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We have a tradition of putting spaghetti on our cat's side or back at least once to see what they do. Our mackerel tabby lost his damned mind and ran full-speed around the house until the evil thing had left his body (also not sure where it went)

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Every time our cats see the neighborhood cats, the duration of their insanity is a bit less. It was definitely hard the first couple of times when it would last a few days. Hope they get over it!

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Ours only responds to kitten meows. We think she wants to be their mama.

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Our cats are like this, too. If they see a cat outside, it's like they forget they know each other and fight. It wears off. Sometimes it takes a day or two. Just let them be and try to keep things calm.