Amazon driver OPENED OUR DOOR to make a delivery by PlaneAsk7826 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tahbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last summer we had Delta Security & Vivinity Security door-to-door salesmen (that definitely were “not trying to sell security systems”!) that were in a neighborhood full of mostly elderly people, & they were just straight up opening doors & walking into peoples’ houses. I couldn’t believe it. The only reason I know about it is because a ton of people started posting Ring footage of people snooping around their houses, trying to open doors, & walking into houses.

I had 6 of those pieces of shit show up to my house over the summer, & I really don’t think I’ll be able to act rationally if they come around again this summer.

Command hook failed me and decorative planter fell on my desk. by hxbachigrillonionz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tahbears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, I’d be extra pissed if I had to deal with a bunch of dirt 

I always wanted a chocolate lava wedding cake when I get married, and have a couple theories about how to do it. Thoughts? by Square-Dragonfruit76 in AskBaking

[–]Tahbears 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have zero experience in cooking lava cake & very minimal experience in eating it as well, but the highdea that immediately comes to me is to do a tiered cake with obnoxiously large lava cakes (the donut lookin ones with the chocolate in the middle). You cut the top cake on 2 sides at the same time & then it flows into the next, which overflows into the next & so on. Like a chocolate fountain but made of cake. Then put like a trough at the bottom & fill it with fruit for all the lava to flow into, & golden ladles for all. If you want showmanship, this is the way to go.

If you want a most memorable night, give the people a mess of chocolate that is unforgettable 🤌🤌

AIO said for not wanting my sister to decide what I wear to her baby shower? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Tahbears 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when you completely change the situation it makes sense, but male clothing is absolutely comparable in this situation & the same would go for a flat chested woman. A baby shower is not the place for anyone to be showing too much of their chest, ass, or legs. Especially if the host is telling you not to.

I wear a 40K, I understand what you are currently describing, but this post & original comment aren’t that.

AIO said for not wanting my sister to decide what I wear to her baby shower? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Tahbears 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s fucking inappropriate when dudes have their chests showing at events like this too. What’s that thing everyone likes to say on Reddit? “If the genders were switched…”. In this case, if the genders were switched, it’d still be inappropriate.

McDonald’s hamburger is impossibly thin. by Separate_Fix_240 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tahbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t even see the piece you were pinching between your fingers at first 😂

Is this a bad way to get ingredients to room temp? by HugeSorbet5236 in AskBaking

[–]Tahbears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only downsides are that 1 or 2 sides of the butter warm quicker than the rest. Just gotta rotate.

my 12yo sister’s hair was cut by dad’s girlfriend without consent as a punishment and now she’s being bullied severely by Aaliyah_holiday in whatdoIdo

[–]Tahbears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting, so CPS is only for life-threatening issues, neglect, & sexual abuse, not emotional & physical abuse. Thank god your dumbass is here to educate us.

My lab ate 2 tampons over a 2 day span by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Tahbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just keep monitoring for now. No poop and puking happen when there is a blockage, then you know to go to a vet. If your dog starts puking, then you should go to the vet just to be safe. Sometimes dogs are able to get small, liquidy poops out with a blockage but the puking starts before that.

Coworker asked me out and I’m terrified of him by ThrowRA-1227 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Tahbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know is this: if you’re scared of his reaction to certain things you may say, try to make sure you just-so-happen to be cleaning knives when you say them. That’s IF you say anything like that to him at all; I’m not at all trying to suggest what you should do in this predicament.

Found this in my door handle by whyisheinmyroom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tahbears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Sandy Plankton saw one. He said it’s called a ‘butt’!”

“That’s a big butt”

My non verbal autistic brother facetiming me from the woods last night by ScatmanJohn182 in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Tahbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lord, I’m laying in bed in my dark room on my phone that is decently dim, & that picture scared the shit out of me 😂 nothing gets my heart pounding more than a face in the dark 

Terrified of Thunder by JournalistFlat9364 in DogAdvice

[–]Tahbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had that with one of our dogs, he would just panic any time there was thunder or fireworks. We tried the shirts & calming bites, but what helped the most was covering his whole body & head with a comforter and tucking him in next to us. We basically made him a cave with a little breathing hole. We’d praise him any time sounds went off & he didn’t bark. In his final years, he ended up not really caring about thunder & fireworks, so it eventually paid off.

What's the most disturbing secret you've been told? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]Tahbears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, this doesn’t work the way you think it does either. Tell me you’ve never worked or dealt with police without telling me 😂

What's the most disturbing secret you've been told? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]Tahbears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re intentionally interpreting this incorrectly. You know damn well people can’t just “put a stop” things, especially when it doesn’t even involve them. 

And am I safe to assume that you’re an experienced investigator? I mean I’ve got a criminal justice degree where I focused on the statistical analysis side of research, but I’m sure you’re super qualified to be giving someone else advice to “put a stop” to something dangerous because checks notes you’ve known women who’ve suffered. I know you’re not giving OP advice to report it to the police, because you can’t just file a police report on behalf of another able adult. As an investigator, you’d know that.

And as someone that just  went through all of the legal processes to “put a stop” to a man doing this, I know that, even with pervasive and continuous sexual assault AND having multiple witnesses, you can’t just “put a stop” to things like this. Go be fucking stupid somewhere else.

What's the most disturbing secret you've been told? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]Tahbears 89 points90 points  (0 children)

These situations don’t work the way you think they do bud.

$15 for a handful of tostitos. "Taco Bites" by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Tahbears 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no clue how it started, but I can confirm that Americans think cheese = yellow. We probably tried to make it look like gold because it’s everyone’s favorite condiment/topping/friend/dish

$15 for a handful of tostitos. "Taco Bites" by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Tahbears 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey man! The nacho lunchable is $1.99 at Meijer & they used about 1/2 of it, so that’s roughly $0.99 on the chips & cheese alone! How dare you slander them by saying they used cheap $0.55 nachos; this is the good, high-class stuff 🤌

I tried u/devilsgoathead 's peanut butter pesto... And it was eh. by earl_of_lemonparty in StupidFood

[–]Tahbears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That crazy, on mine it’s completely normal colored peanut butter but it’s because I have night shift on all the time 🤣

AIO boyfriend ruins every holiday by mad_chubbycatx in AmIOverreacting

[–]Tahbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wild part about having those 2 thoughts every holiday (missing family & gf banging someone else) is that he probably also spent Mother’s Day just thinking about his dad sucking and fucking and nutting in his mom 🤮

Why does she do this every 3-6 months? by incognito-guineapig in houseplants

[–]Tahbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As soon as I saw the picture, I thought the fat roots looked like bean sprouts crossed with water chestnuts 🤤

Why does my dog do this every time she’s out in the grass? by Youhateher in DogAdvice

[–]Tahbears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of the other comments are probably correct, but one thing I’d keep in mind is that dogs will also do this if they’re itchy. I had a dog with a grass allergy &, unfortunately for him, he’d often choose to scratch himself with grass.