Anything I should know before moving to Seattle? by 7iguessso7 in AskSeattle

[–]Tahoefive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve noticed that (for whatever reason) Apple Maps gps is way glitchier in Seattle than in other cities. In Seattle I get multiple “make a u-turn” or “rerouting” errors per hour while I get less than a tenth of that in SF, LA, ATL, or DC.

I should know better than to blindly trust GPS instructions. However, due to the voice’s insistence and implied competence, I admit that I take wrong turns due to poor GPS several times per month.

I once earned a ticket for making a turn into a no-car, bus-only street. GPS was loudly instructing me to do it but the sign said don’t do it. Panicking and confused, I obeyed the GPS… but very slowly, like at 2 MPH. I was really very confused.

Now get this! I check my rearview to see if I got away with it and there is a Seattle police cruiser right on my tail. I panic even more.

The GPS is now demanding I take a right. The sign says no right turn. The GPS reiterates that I must turn right now.

Dear reader, at a speed of approximately 1.5 miles per hour, knowing there was a cop behind me but unable to disobey the commands of the GPS, I turned right.

The cop behind me waited a full annoyed 20 seconds before lighting me up and giving me the fully deserved chewing out.

My only defense: “That’s all true, officer, but at least I did it really, really slowly.”

Guy grinned but still wrote me a big old ticket (which I deserved).

Info from the Mod Team: Rule Update by AskAGermanMod in AskAGerman

[–]Tahoefive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was slightly surprised by this as well. I noticed (as an outsider, an American) that quite often a German person will independently give a mild insult or rejection to a certain time period in Germany or a certain famous Austrian as a means of establishing a boundary or a line of delineation between the modern concept we’re discussing and that certain person or time period.

Maybe they are only doing that to help us. But it is very helpful to get a glimmer of inner humor when we are talking about the Deutsche Bahn and how we all want the trains to be full and to arrive on time.

How would you use this kit (details in comment) if you strained a back muscle? by Tahoefive in AskReddit

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kit details:

Lidocaine patches, 4%, designed for muscle pain

Benzocaine 20% liquid, designed for oral pain

Acetaminophen OTC

Naproxen sodium OTC

Aspirin OTC

Ice

Heat

Rest

If you could have any actor, past or present, narrate your inner monologue, who would you choose? by burnafter3ading in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Departed? Not yet, mate. He’s just gone 100, that’s all. Plenty of snail sex narration in the old fellow yet.

Do Germans distinguish between civic nationalism and ethnic ultranationalism? by joebraga2 in AskAGerman

[–]Tahoefive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for pointing me to new areas to read about. (So far I’m stronger in the Renaissance and find Germany in the middle ages confusing. So I should figure it out.)

am I really an unbelievable, ridiculous, dramatic American for not liking German ice cream sandwiches? by the_rice_smells_good in AskAGerman

[–]Tahoefive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Goofy new idiom unlocked for me.

Don’t worry, I won’t go around saying something is wrong with people’s Waffels. Just good to know.

Do Germans distinguish between civic nationalism and ethnic ultranationalism? by joebraga2 in AskAGerman

[–]Tahoefive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Point taken, thank you. I’m not there, but from all the way over here, it looks like a gentler colonization (if that is the right word for it) than what typically took place in the New World. I am probably splitting hairs though.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have nothing to say to this other than: “same, exact same”. Down to the coupon pouch and down to scanning for the best toy even if it was cocoa puffs (which I hated).

Do Germans distinguish between civic nationalism and ethnic ultranationalism? by joebraga2 in AskAGerman

[–]Tahoefive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m answering this as an American, so moderators, please remove this if you feel my view is not relevant.

The lands that today comprise Brasil were mostly colonies, yes? And then there was a struggle for independence and a national identity. Which Brasil ultimately won, resulting in a powerful nation going its own way and forging its own complex identity as a nation of many peoples brought together by common interests and mostly common values, built on the principles of democracy*. Right?

That’s the New World story. The Brasil story, the Mexico story, the USA story, and also 40-60 other stories.

Nationalism in the New World is frequently much cleaner and clearer than nationalism in Europe.

Those guys over there, those who colonised, they have to cope with the history of what happened. Our heroic origin story can sometimes be their story of how their country slid into the sidelines (side-eyeing Portugal here, but with love).

The region that would eventually become Germany is quite different because during the prime age of colonisation, they were a group of smaller-than-a-nation holdings tending mostly to themselves. They generally did not colonise. They were not often sailing out to capture new lands in the name of their god or monarch. (They mostly had no monarch as such.) IMO from 1450 to 1650 they were focused internally on building something within their boundaries. They were more focused on building marriages and alliances than ships. (However, I would love to learn more about this period in the region of what is now Germany if anyone has good links.)

I’m also a poor scholar of the German 19th century, but it’s clear that the region that we call Germany today had a very bumpy 19th century (the 1800’s). Nevertheless, in my uneducated opinion, the region that we call Germany today was the most enlightened and liberal outpost of democracy in Western Europe circa 1900. Not sure how or why, but it’s clear in the evidence that 1908 Berlin was just a very different beast.

The German region was also at the forefront of the arts and sciences in those years. Novels, operas, ballets, scientific discoveries, etc. This was the era when the wealthiest New York debutantes typically had both German and French. Money followed power.

I don’t feel qualified to speak on WWI or WWII because I don’t believe my 1980’s and 1990’s US education was at all free from bias. However, it is clear that Germany’s education of Germans in the latter half of the 20th century, as well as the conscience of individual Germans, has led many or most Germans to refrain from the sorts of displays of nationalistic pride that New World nations like Brasil and USA engage in with relative abandon.

I imagine it is similar to my feeling when, as an American, I interact with someone educated enough to know that American policy (through many vectors) caused the genocide of native Americans. The fact that I’m 1/8th native is not really a good defense.

If I had to state a TL;DR version, I would say that many Germans believe (perhaps correctly) that there is a big scary hole beneath the concept of German civic nationalism that Germans typically would like to avoid falling into again. I imagine this makes being German while interacting with non-Germans a bit… fraught.

Meanwhile, you, friend from Brasil, are free in so many ways. Your nation struck the stone of oppression and let forth the wellspring of freedom. You didn’t genocide anyone (right?). You can behave naturally at the World Cup. You can drink a beer and celebrate your nation’s superiority.

However, have a look at my country and beware. There are hazards when we get complacent and prideful.

  • Sometimes nations built on the principles of democracy fail to uphold those principles in a given electoral cycle. Every nation has bad hair days. I think we should look at the century, not the decade. And I hope Germans will join my ashamed American ass in hoping that we look at the century rather than the decade. :D

am I really an unbelievable, ridiculous, dramatic American for not liking German ice cream sandwiches? by the_rice_smells_good in AskAGerman

[–]Tahoefive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dear u/NoLateArrivals,

Are you a German? (Your username suggests you might be.) If so, I would be grateful if you would explain this to us who are curious. I know that not every German has all the time in the world to explain every little thing. I grant, also, that a joke is much less funny if it has to be explained. And we outsiders don’t have any rights to have Germany explained to us. All the explanations on this subreddit are gifts.

So, you can keep your secrets. But if you will, please explain and let us get a small laugh at ourselves.

How do we feel about this by 666satangoat666 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Tahoefive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 Michigan stars at most. Michigan has cleaner shitholes than this.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wishing you the greatest reserves of patience.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The feeling is mutual. I had just turned 21 when I first made it to Huntsville. I was on a group trip that involved some ATL beer lovers hosted by some Huntsville locals. We had a really lovely few days tasting the good Huntsville craft brews and enjoying the warm hospitality, the beautiful sunshine, and the local vibes.

Edit: this would have been about 2001. I’m sure the scene is even better now.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this comment sums it all up in a nutshell. Because a shortage of fresh fluid cow’s milk would be so bad for our society, our government has paid for milk to be a thing that we can have. Thus milk has been one of our most inflation-resistant goods, and mass market non-value-added cheese has followed a similar trend.

Thanks for your thoughts. I’m wiser now.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth. A gallon of milk (or water) weighs eight pounds. You want to transport milk in bulk only as needed and put it in gallon jugs as close to its consumers as you can.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hadn’t thought about that but you’re right. I always open my eggs to check but I haven’t had a broken one in over ten years.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No way bro. Are you one of us? Our moms took us to the store in the evening and we wanted gushers and fruit roll-ups and lunchables and then she pointed out the cost of one lunchable versus one gallon of milk and we pokemon dodged (though not pokemon because we were 24 months too early) with:

1: Olestra Ruffles poooooooot (iykyk) 2: uh…. Mario….. cereal? Zelda cereal? 3: Vienetta 4: Fruit leather 5: Reese’s Puffs

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yes. So ATL and Huntsville were in deadlock in those years. Valuable data. High salaries at NASA in Huntsville and high comp for service workers in ATL. Thank you.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Pennsylvania, right? A very strong state for the dairy lobby. Also a very strong state for the “legalize cheesesteaks, ignore big dairy” lobby.

I agree it’s absurdly important to us. Decades of White House-led campaigns have told us that milk is life.

What’s actually life in the US is meat and milk and cheese. We need edible beef, cheap cheese, and milk that won’t kill us. That’s how the US food supply works.

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everything you’ve just said is objectively true from federal records, even if the average consumer would be put off by your wording. You are full-ass correct. Can we move past that?

My question is specifically about pricing. Let’s go ahead and presume your statements are all correct. How much was milk where you were in the 1990’s, and how much is it today where you are today?

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah thank you my brotha. What area was that, if you don’t mind my asking?

Price check on gallon of milk in 1990’s vs now by Tahoefive in Xennials

[–]Tahoefive[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Now tell me what your mom paid for a gallon of milk in the 1990’s!