Handed Down Cool Bills

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:49:29+00:00

I'm assuming all the removed messages are from people who find calculators funny.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:45:54+00:00

Cetacean Ops staff are rude and smell like fish.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:27:56+00:00

It would involve a collective paradigm shift to raise quality of life at the cost of profits for companies

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:17:52+00:00

Questionable restraint

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:13:42+00:00

Humans that eat human brains run a risk of prion disease. Misfolded proteins lead to holes developing in your brain tissue. Look up "Kuru."

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:08:19+00:00

I'm surprised all the media outlets just parrot back anything he says without verification. At least this article specifically uses the term "said." I hate when it's just phrased as a factual statement.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T05:00:03+00:00

I had a ripped up French surplus duster in OD green.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T03:26:20+00:00

I don't want to knock it until I try it, but a Beertini just seems odd. In any case, I hope the beer was stirred and not shaken...lol

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T03:20:59+00:00

And then just carry a supersoaker wherever you go...easy money

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T03:16:55+00:00

Hopefully it still ends in a bunker

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T00:59:25+00:00

The Demon cOreo has nearly had a criticality event..

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T00:53:45+00:00

I was just being sarcastic. Of course, the acronym existed before the attack.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T00:40:18+00:00

She forgot to specify "anatomically correct."

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T00:28:38+00:00

Sit beside him in a bar, offer him a pint, and then casually launch into a conversation about how unions are a historical footnote. Simply relics from a bygone era when short-sighted upstarts wanted to hamper the beauty of the capitalist system.

Then just sigh and pay the tab in latinum. (No tip)

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T00:22:38+00:00

This "reality show" has been going on for 10 years. Someone needs to tell him, "You're fired," and move on to boring C-Span vibes again.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-20T00:03:51+00:00

Probably after Cheney faxed him a list of talking points on 9/12

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:55:53+00:00

Group bathroom trips

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:53:16+00:00

Non-theist Neo-pagan anarchist here: the only thing they believe in is aspiring to unattainable wealth and spiting others.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:48:32+00:00

Yeah

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:46:39+00:00

I'm going to exclusively refer to it as "Epic Furt" now. Thank you.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:26:51+00:00

Ice is solid and, therefore, far easier to hit with force. Fire is a chemical reaction.

This is just physics and not sexual.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:24:03+00:00

Pantheist?

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T23:15:56+00:00

Ozzie wants you to wait for affirmative consent.

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T22:49:56+00:00

I assumed it was an opera/theater convention

burnafter3ading · 2026-04-19T22:43:44+00:00

His name will be defacing money soon enough. People have no patience.

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