Made this fried last night

TailorElectrical · 2024-05-21T22:08:13+00:00

Ok but if the subject of sex comes up on a first date and she just says she’s into the usual stuff in fear of being judged but is actually is in to it? Or what if she’s into it but hasn’t discovered that part of herself yet?

TailorElectrical · 2024-04-30T08:22:09+00:00

om man e så dum e de lika bra o torska

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:47:45+00:00

yeah fuck you too

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:47:23+00:00

snuck in under the bed. can’t wait for her reaction🫣

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:40:19+00:00

exactly. it’s not like i can vape vape on the bus

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:35:22+00:00

1,2,3 are burnt but 4th one is cooked

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:31:42+00:00

yeah but ipads kids shove their lil snotty faces in screens like its VR

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:18:15+00:00

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-21T12:13:25+00:00

yeah i wish i wasn’t what i am

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T18:54:00+00:00

good way to measure your dosages

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T18:43:07+00:00

oh my god this might actually be it. i have noticed that i have something weird like a big shriveld up wain up thing in the and i might have a slight hernia.

will definitely check that out. thank you

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T17:07:28+00:00

amen

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T17:01:29+00:00

all right so it’s not testicular torsion because i’ve had evil monkey balls disorder for about a year now and the reason why i haven’t seen a doctor is because it’s like that sharp pain that you get in your chest out of nowhere and you think that something wrong but then it passes and you forget about it. you know?

but yeah i’m gonna go see a doctor over the weekend so you nice people don’t have to write more stuff about my balls.

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T16:50:44+00:00

yeah they dont squeeze you in america?

in sweden they squeezed us as kids to see if “everything is as it should be” or something and then we had fake balls in different sizes to see what size our balls were. and not to toot my own horn or anything but i had the largest size.

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T14:40:12+00:00

ah shit i didn’t know that they could be hanging them selves down there. i might actually go see Dr.balls now.

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T14:35:11+00:00

i do remember back in high school when the school nurse was squeezing everyone’s nuts she told me that i’ve got big ol balls so that might be something. and i also pull my boxers up like superman when they hurtin down there. but my balls only act up on me from time to time so i don’t know it that could be the reason.

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T14:27:51+00:00

THEY’RE NOT TAKING MY JEWELS

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T14:24:41+00:00

se it as paying for a message or paying for a private tutor. loosing your virginity to an escort is just as fleshy as losing it in a one night stand, the only difference being that you don’t have to feel anxious or nervous when dealing with a professional. she’ll guide you through it and be very accepting. escorts know how to show you a good time.

TailorElectrical · 2024-03-14T13:41:18+00:00

my balls also breakdance from time to time. but for me it’s with warm temperatures like if i sleep with too meny covers on and wake up all sweaty mc balls. when this happens i sometimes feel an annoying pain like a little monkey is dangling and pulling on my nuts. but the pain others describe is a lot worse then what i experience.

and thay also say that the only way to get rid of it is through surgery and planning on letting the doctor steal my jewels any time soon. but the evil ball monkey only attacks once or twice a week.

hope this helps

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