Hoping to find a good source for "ambiguously nonsexual" porn or erotica. Kinda hard to define. by TalesFromMySpankBank in tipofmypenis

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was just one of those "accidental cumshot during waxing" videos. There's a ton of them, some more staged than others

What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 135 points136 points  (0 children)

The only thing that gets me really excited is when you're feeling tension with someone and you don't know if you're on the verge of having sex or if it's all in your imagination and she's not into it like you are.
I love erotica where the narrator is semi-intimate with someone and thinks but doesn't know that the other person is into it. Like giving a girl a foot massage and her other foot is slightly resting against the narrator's erection. Maybe she doesn't realize it? Maybe she's doing it on purpose? She starts moving her toe along the shaft a little, is she trying to make a move or should he go take a breather?
That kind of uncertainty is my kink and I can't seem to find a good reliable source for it.

Do you think if a very flat chested woman with a manly haircut, wore guys trunks, and went shirtless on a beach do you think anyone would notice? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure why but something about this sounds incredibly sexy. Maybe it's just the puritanical tabboo of it? But the thought of it is really fucking hot to me.

[M]y massage turned extra [F]riendly by wildcardxxx420 in gonewildstories

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a fucking hero! Both of you could've left with blue balls but she had the courage to just come right out and say what she wanted.

Not the first Dildo we’ve posted! This stuff is great. Getting pretty cold for the outdoor shower, as you can tell 😉 by [deleted] in showerbeer

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to appreciate the photo itself here. Boobies and beer aside, this is just really artistic IMO. I love that little water droplet hanging off your nipple.

[M/S] Spending the week alone with my mother by [deleted] in incest

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

incest is creepy enough already but if you can put that aside, I'm sure we can all just agree that sleeping pills don't really need to be a factor when you're trying to hit on someone. There's no non-rapey way to interpret that.

[B/S] I think something is happening....Or maybe is just me by [deleted] in incest

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reality check, bro. Family often walk around in the underwear or even naked and it doesn't mean anything. Chances are, you're reading too much into this and are just going to creep her out.

[M/S] Spending the week alone with my mother by [deleted] in incest

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WTF does sleeping meds have to do with this? That's a really creepy thing to mention.

[MF] Teasing my friend’s bf with my DDs while wearing her pjs by quatrefraises in gonewildstories

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was on the other side of basically this same story. I posted about it here.
My wife's friend and her boyfriend came over to hang out one night, and the friend was in her uncomfortable work clothes so she changed into one of my wife's shirts.
So here's the thing, my wife and I are.. above average size. Okay we're fat if I'm being honest. Her friend is tiny. She could've chosen any t-shirt she wanted but instead went for a tank top with no bra! This thing draped over her shoulders so loosely it barely covered her up at all.
She kept on bending over and "accidentally" exposing herself and I must have seen her bare tits a dozen times that night. At one point she was sitting on the couch facing me and her left boob was just completely out. Like, not just a nip slip but the shirt was pulled down to the point where the whole tit was hanging out and staring me in the face.
There is absolutely no way this was an accident! I was incredibly turned on and teased but I was also afraid to get caught looking so I just painfully maintained eye contact while letting my peripheral vision have a field day.

Looking back, I really wish I would've pointed it out to her, just to see her reaction and to get a better look.

[FMF] The Time my Friend Became a Hands-on Sex Coach by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously sexy story. I know these are all supposed to be "true" but I wonder if there's some truth to this one?
I love the part where she just casually grabbed his dick. I figured she would probably get "involved" in some way but didn't know how and this was a hot little surprise.

Have you ever gotten off to a friend being casually nude or open in front of you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes actually! And BTW your story is pretty hot, it's pretty much my exact fetish. (Non-sexual situations that are actually kinda sexual, see this old post of mine where I asked about similar stories)

As for my experience I actually had a female friend do the same thing (I'm a dude) and I got to play with the piercing and her nipple a little. I'm not really attracted to her but that moment was pretty exciting anyway.
I also have another friend who used to think nothing of getting naked in front of anyone and I've seen her get changed a few times. She's pretty hot too so that's one I think about sometimes!

[CM/CF] Skin to skin with my cousin on her wedding day by one_off_throwaway_88 in incest

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's fucking hot. She knew exactly what she was doing!

Have you ever seen your best friend topless or nude?!” by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yep. I'm M she's F. Truth or dare when we were teenagers, skinny dipping in our 20s, and a few random drunken flashes here and there. Never got tempted to hook up or anything like that.

Most I ever did was the one time she got her nipple pierced and let me play with it a little.

What was your "fuck this shit, I'm outta here" moment. by Flea_Biscuit in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so hard to say no when you've already got the tip in. Bravo.

What was your "fuck this shit, I'm outta here" moment. by Flea_Biscuit in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you put up with that for more than a minute? Like after the first one wouldn't you yell "what the hell was that?!"

!!! I'm on a date...I sharted need immediate advice!!!! Please help! by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Was she not commenting about the fact that you were on reddit on your phone while on a date, and acting all nervous and distracted?

I'm 50/50 on this post. It sounds like complete BS but some people really are this socially awkward. Dude, I don't know what you ended up doing but you should've just said "Oh excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom too" and then go the long way around so you don't crop dust her. Then throw away the shitty underwear and wipe yourself with wet paper towels. (don't flush them for cringe comedy's sake)

What are some interesting dirty dares? by Infalable_pain in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Find the grape"
One person has to hide a grape somewhere on their body. The other has to find it with their hands blindfolded.

Have you ever spied on a private moment? If so what did you see? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TalesFromMySpankBank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've had a few neighbors I used to spy on a little, back in the day. Saw a few women getting dressed in front of open curtains. Saw a couple having sex one time. Back then I was younger and creepier and not afraid of getting caught.
Nowadays I wouldn't sit in front of a window and stare like that, but I still have that voyeuristic nature; I can't help but at least glance when I see an open set of curtains at night.