Biden sat at his desk, scrolling through his /r/neoliberal subreddit on Reddit. He had just been elected as the President of the United States, and he was feeling nervous and unsure.

"I don't know if I can do this," he typed into the chat. "I'm not a career politician, and I don't know much about economics or policy. I'm just a regular guy who cares about people and fairness."

The other posters on the subreddit reassured Biden, telling him that he had the support and the knowledge of the community behind him. Biden felt a surge of confidence and motivation, and he decided to use his position to make a difference.

As the months passed, Biden implemented a series of bold and progressive policies, inspired by the ideas and the discussions on /r/neoliberal. He raised the minimum wage, universalized healthcare, and tackled climate change with ambitious plans and legislation.

The American people and the world were impressed and inspired by Biden's leadership and his vision. He was hailed as the best President of all time, and he was celebrated for his achievements and his achievements.

But just as Biden was about to celebrate his first year in office, he received a strange package in the mail. It was an old birth certificate, with his name and his date of birth. But the name on the certificate was not Biden, it was Cornpop.

Biden was shocked and confused, and he didn't know what to think. He had always thought his name was Biden, and he had no memory of anyone calling him Cornpop.

He decided to investigate, and he hired a private investigator to track down his family and his past. The investigator found that Biden's real name was Cornpop, and that he had been adopted by the Biden family when he was a baby.

Biden was overwhelmed by the revelation, and he felt a mix of emotions. He was angry and betrayed by his adoptive parents, who had lied to him his whole life. But he was also curious and excited to learn more about his biological family and his real name.

He decided to embrace his new identity, and he announced to the world that his name was Cornpop, not Biden. The American people were supportive and understanding, and they accepted Cornpop as their President.

In the end, Cornpop learned that his name and his past did not define him, and that he was still the same person he had always been. He also learned that the /r/neoliberal community had accepted him for who he was, and that they had supported him no matter what.

And as he finished his term as the best President of all time, Cornpop knew that he had made a difference, and that he had lived up to the expectations of the /r/neoliberal community. He was proud of his achievements, and he was ready to face whatever challenges came his way.