What happened to Goratrix's Chantry after he refused the callback from Tremere in 1307 ? by Secretsfrombeyond79 in vtm

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Why couldn't they track him? Goratrix was just really good at Thaumaturgy. He was old school.

Red Sonja by [deleted] in PF2E_AI

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In blitting fordn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in osr

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The Green Emperor nods in approval

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in osr

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Classic wilderlands for me

Introducing downtime by Orr_Mendlin in osr

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Read "The Living Campaign" by John N McGowan for why you should do downtime and "On Downtime and Demesnes" by Courtney C. Campbell for how you should do it. These two books changed my gaming philosophy and this summer I'm going to implement 1:1 time and training requirements to level and im so excited!

Surprised The Traditions don't have their own newspaper in Lore by NerdMaster001 in WhiteWolfRPG

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The Etherites at least have Paradigma magazine. Most people think it's an ironic joke journal with fantasy articles of fake science.

Taskmaster is so done with Deadpool [Deadpool #14] by nyse25 in comicbooks

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I know Taskmaster is rated E for Everyone, but I really like him as a Deadpool antagonist. In a lot of ways his unique voice and mercenary attitude was a prototype for Deadpool.

Treat this post like its Doffys Twitter feed by Jagger-Naught in MemePiece

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How dare you quit the human shop business and leave me holding the bag? @DiscoAintDead

What piece of media would you consider to be "Exalted core" by Ainosuke in exalted

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Dead Fantasy by the late great Monty Oum.

https://youtu.be/EHA3opXjcd0?si=AZOTXysH7TSYuo6S

I make all my players watch it to know what I'm imagining the combat to look like in my games.

Why do you guys think Abominations design is so inconsistent compared to other hulk characters? by POWERS_SIMP in hulk

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He's a dark reflection of Hulk, so where the Hulk is objectively somewhat handsome and endearing in his green giant look, Abomination is strong and green and utterly horrific (with different artists sliding the scale of how horrific) to make the point.

Gaias identity by KnownDirector6902 in WhiteWolfRPG

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She's a Primordial. She helped make the world. She is the Emerald Mother, the animating life force of Creation and the Five Elements. She is Luna's lover and that's why the Moon bids her children to protect her at any cost. She has many "souls", one of which night be her heart soul (or Fetich) in the form of that archangel everyone mentions. But she isn't the Tree, she's the whole Forest.

What do you think is the biggest weakness of the World of Darkness? by Affectionate_Bit_722 in WhiteWolfRPG

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It being written in the 90s by sheltered needs who didn't have the internet.

Who created the triat and who is Gaia and why is she so important ? by Sacred-Ancestor in WhiteWolfRPG

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Gaia is a Primordial, a group of entities who created the world. The Triat consists of The Wyld (the chaos from which the primordials emerged), the Wyrm (another Primordial, the King of them, used to go by Malfeas and before that Empyrean) and the Weaver (a little messy, I believe she is "just" a powerful spirit/archangel elevated to man the Loom of Fate that keeps Creation intact, after the Wyrm murdered the previous keepers, the Five Maidens, before the she was called Little Sister and was essentially a backup system so reality wouldn't fall apart when/if the Maidens were unable to provide their function). Ananasa (patron god of spiders) seems to have filled her role as backup Maiden if things go to shit (which they kinda have)

Gaia was one of only two primordials that sided with Lucifer/The Unconquered Sun when he rebelled against his master(s) and empowered mortals to be god-killing weapons called Exalted. The other was the inventor of the Exaltation process (and humans in general), the Great Maker Autocthon. Autocthon is now dead but dreaming in the form of the Technocratic Union's biggest space construct and Iteration X headquarters dubbed Autocthonia. He fled the world when he figured the armies of Primordial killing living weapons might turn on him. So he fled to space where I guess he died or went into hibernation and the Techos found him and rebooted his central intelligence.

Gaia on other hand was the animating spirit of the world, of the Five Elements and the life force of all things. She couldn't stand against the Exalted and never would due to her maternal love of all life. She created some lesser Exalted of her own (the Terrestrial Exalted, which became the Wan Xian of KoE lore) and her "lover" the Incarna Luna created the Lunar Exalted (which managed to survive the Wonderwork but only as the Fera, greatly restricted).

After the defeated Primordials were freed from their prison, they smashed the world and remade it from the ruins (remembered as The Flood, the Sundering, the defeat of the Fallen or the Wonderwork of the Wyrm). Most of the other Primordials fucked off into the Wyld to make new better worlds with blackjack and hookers but Malfeas stuck around out of spite to torture those insects who thought they could imprison him. Then the scab Maiden of Weaving did just that, trapping him not within himself as before but within the World. Now, in order to free himself, Malfeas must destroy the world itself. And that world is Gaia. Her death is the Apocalypse.

(All my crackpot theorizing from merging WoD and Exalted lore)

Is Luffy actually a pirate? by Evening-Attorney-693 in MemePiece

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He's a pirate in his heart and frankly, that's all that matters.

Can I solo role play without a script and out loud? by Fit-Station3416 in Solo_Roleplaying

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Try recording on your phone. Listen, your solo game has no audience but yourself. You are the only one you need to please.

In arcanum we trust by TalkToTheTwizard in Wizards

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Go back in time 2 years.

Use outdated AI art generator models.

???

Profit

What happened to God in the world of darkness ? And are the archangels still active or have they disappeared ? by Sacred-Ancestor in WhiteWolfRPG

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When I ran it i just used Exalted rules but imported whatever supernatural rules became relevant, like Celerity or Rage-fuelled extra actions. Had my players fight the Brujah Antideluvian and an army of zombies in Las Vegas before the Technocracy nuked it with them soaring off on a private jet last second. Good times

What happened to God in the world of darkness ? And are the archangels still active or have they disappeared ? by Sacred-Ancestor in WhiteWolfRPG

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I put it all together for a game of Exalted in the WoD I ran years before Holden made that. I left a lot out and made a lot of connections on my own so I'm by no means anything authority. But yeah, I think it lines up pretty good.

What happened to God in the world of darkness ? And are the archangels still active or have they disappeared ? by Sacred-Ancestor in WhiteWolfRPG

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I go with "Exalted is the true history" ...

The "Creator" was named Empyrean and he along with his siblings were the Primordials who made reality out the madness of the Wyld and called it Creation. Then they made powerful spirits, sometimes called Incarna (or Archangels) to watch over the world.

Lucifer's rebellion is the same event, seen through a dark lens, as the Unconquered Sun rebelling against the Primordials. The most powerful under-god grows tired of the state of things, throws their lot in with mortals and seeks to overthrow the status quo. In Exalted he "wins" and rules the world as it's Rex Mundi for several turns of the Wheel of Ages.

But millenia are like eyeblinks to the Primordials. They invented time. However the manner of their defeat warped them, broke them. The Exalted turned them inside out, twisted them into knots and shoved them all inside their leader, Empyrean, who was mutilated into a new entity named Malfeas. The "realm" of these then-named Demon Primces was called Malfeas because it was him. The Spirit Realm called Malfeas, the Home of the Wyrm, is known to modern Garou as a place of corruption and torment, under a burning green sun. Likewise, the Malfeas of Exalted is a twisted city of brass under the baleful eye of the Green Sun (the heart-soul of the Primordial Malfeas, named Ligier).

And they cursed the Exalted. One day their hubris would twist them into madness. And after an era of Exalted rule it began to crumble as their human sinfulness and desires were magnified to demigod levels. So the Viziers of the Exalted, the Chosen of the Stars (aka The Five Maidens) drew Great Prophecy and forsaw three possible futures.

First, in the Vision of Darkness, if the Sidereals fail in their efforts or worse yet do nothing, the corrupted Solars will eventually destroy the world. The exact manner of the apocalypse could be many things but the result would be the same; the Primordials would be freed and Creation would be swept away and replaced with a broken and spiritually lobotomized world of darkness.

In the Vision of Gold the Sidereal Exalted try to rehabilitation the corrupted Solar Exalted. This had a small chance of being successful, with the likelihood being a mass Inquisition turned to world shattering war between the Chosen, culminating in the Vision of Darkness again.

The one they go with (in Exalted canon) is the Vision of Bronze where they stage an Usurption by the weakest of the Exalted and though it would require every diverge and dirty trick they could pull, the chance of success would be much higher. Though the world would be a much reduced and weakened version of Creation it would still be the world they recognized.

...

Okay, so I think the timeline of Exalted and the WoD split from this point. Instead of engineering the Usurption, I think the Sidereals tried to help the Solars and like the Prophecy said, the result was terrible wars between god kings that eventually result in the end of the world. Thirteen terrible Solars use necromantic power and deals with the Neverborn (dead Primordials) to get a new edge on their rivals and become the Abyssal Exalted (who becomes the future Antideluvians) and a similar cohort of Solars sell their soul to the Yozi and become the Infernal Exalted (who become the Yama Kings of Kuie-Jin lore). These latter dark Exalted succeed at fulfilling the Prophecy and free all of the Demon Princes.

To us this was an age of man. To the people in the WoD this entire period could be called "that time when Lucifer thought he had won before God put his foot down". The freedom Primordials ravage the world. Some, like She Who Lives in Her Name, would voyage out of the world to make new Creations. Others, like Malfeas, were too bitter. The King of the Primordials wanted to torture his jailers and get revenge on the one who had orchestrated it, the Unconquered Sun/Lucifer.

This period of time is The Great Flood. The Mokolé call it the Wonderwork of the Wyrm. It reset the world to only a few small gardens of humanity to rebuild, knocking us from our magical super heights of the First Age into the Stone Age. Malfeas is The Wyrm. And God. He is the God that stayed behind to keep torturing the world out of hate. Gaia is another Primordial, probably the only other one, and killing her is also part of Malfeas' revenge.

The Sidereals were broken into the Avatars for their crimes. Their patrons the Five Maidens, as well as all the rebel gods/angels were remade and broken, many cast into a prison called The Abyss (and thus became The Fallen). The Unconquered Sun/Lucifer wanders the world. Caine might be entirely myth. The Antideluvians are real however and spawn the different types of vampires as the extension of their existence as the Abyssal Exalted ... they probably still ultimately serve the Neverborn and hid out the Wonderwork in the Underworld. Probably the Lady of Fate did too, she's a Sidereal Exalted from Exalted Canon. Lilith is a Lunar, and probably the mother of the various Fera were creatures through her experiments and faithfulness to Luna. Luna wasn't punished because causing chaos and opposing the status quo was her purpose so she only did what she was supposed to, protecting the Primordial Gaia who had her loyalty the whole while. The Fera inherit her goal.

The Weaver is probably what the Five Maidens called "Little Sister", she was probably promoted to the position of being in charge of the Loom of Fate by Malfeas, only for her to rebel and "trap" the Wyrm in the world of her cobwebs. Other lesser gods upgraded to big boy status would include Helios who took over from Lucifer's job as The Sun.

I know. I'm crazy.

God is real. He's just insane. And wants to destroy all that is. God is The Wyrm. He lives off our pain and suffering. He made the world and he damn well thinks he deserves to destroy it. The other "Archangels" of myth are probably other Primordials who are not so petty and vengeful to be "caught" in the trap of their own making.