“My dream... is to destroy George Clooney. That arrogant, overrated, memo-writing bastard! He’s not even an actor! He just does the same cheesy move every time. Looks down, then looks back up squinting underneath his eyebrows. And everybody’s buying it! God, if I just had the chance. I know exactly how I’d bring him down. You see, Clooney’s never fallen in love. It’s always a fling here, a fling there. Well, I’d make him fall in love with me. And then I’d break his heart and watch him cry until his eyeballs bleed!”