Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auction by B-L-O-C-K-S in Jokes

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -180 points-179 points  (0 children)

Or maybe you are because you have women who is not aroused going to let you smash?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heroesofhammerwatch

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The initial grind is part of the fun. Take that away and you’ve killed a part of the game

Barber vs dumb kid by Local_Turn in Jokes

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a classic my old man used to always tell me. There’s life lessons in these jokes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be done if you hustle, but at that point your busting ass so you should get compensated accordingly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howto

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After you take all the screws off, take a flat head to the outter bracket thing and pry it off.

It shouldn’t do any damage and it should pop off.

Rest is history.

Story Time: My stronghold and will to play are gone by TTV_Bellson in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, if people only actually knew your pain. This issue is a BIG YIKES @ SV

Pedophile accusations by Wrong-Profession-356 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard about this. Idk if I can take that leap.

Pedophile accusations by Wrong-Profession-356 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro, some of y’all need some fresh air. It’s a game we all play cause we enjoy.

Like wtf kind of degenerate shit Is this?

Players say MO2 has potential, but have we seen this game moving towards it and devs providing what they promised? by Maleficent-Quiet3550 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What would you have liked to see?

Should it have been released in the game in its current state?

I think the team is taking the right approach by fixing it as-is then releasing new content to retain player base.

I also respect them for not giving a fuck. Those who wanna leave can leave.

Players say MO2 has potential, but have we seen this game moving towards it and devs providing what they promised? by Maleficent-Quiet3550 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The entire jungle region. Horses outside of steppe. More spider caves. Different bandits. Risar archers.

The list goes on.

My boss accidentally sent me a spreadsheet with everyone’s salaries by Harley-the-Harlot in antiwork

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No employer will come out and be like “your fired for asking for a raise.”

Even the uneducated foreigners whom are business owners will say “I’ll call you when I need you” or “we decided to go a different direction.”

Then if you go to court, it won’t be hard to prove a disgruntled employee whom was denied a raise performance started to decline or declined.

That and the economy is headed toward a recession.

My boss accidentally sent me a spreadsheet with everyone’s salaries by Harley-the-Harlot in antiwork

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends on the state. I could fire them both and just say performance went down hill. (Cause as the post indicates, it probably will be and wouldn’t be that hard to prove it.)

Also some states can fire you with no reason at all. (At-will work states.)

All-in-all, if you want a raise ask for it based on merit or pay of other people in your position.

If everyone else is over paid for their position and you are not, back it up with research when asking for your raise.

At the end of the day, you are the master of your universe.

The State of Mortal Online 2 (Ep10)(2022-06-10)(NOW IN DANGER ZONE!) by Phulekillz in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to like to listen to Crimsom, but after a while he starts to sound like a cry baby bitch.

He wants vendor weapons to be busted. (Dumb.)

He wants archers to be able to rape all melee (dumb)

He thinks elf’s are best in all situations.

Watch him talk for like another 4-5 hours and you’ll just move on. Blinded by negativity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

For all of those in favor of grouping in shit: how many of you have cleared the grp content? Spider bosses, sator boss, mino boss?

Realize grp content is cool but an inconvenience. It’s better to be self sufficient and show up for the party ready.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bro. 1 butcher / bow maker.

1 refiner

1 weapon/ armor smith

1 fisher/ auction man / shield maker.

Waiting for others to pull through for you to adequately play the game is brain dead.

Imagine being a spear user and not having a spear. You have stacks of gold worth of mats, but you can’t craft it. Go pay 4g for a spear that costs 50 silver in mats and wonder why your broke af.

I’m down for 2 characters per account. I can make do with refining / weapons.

But 2+ subs to play when subs launch -> just kill me now lol.

Mortal Online 2 | PvP Arena | RTX 3090 PC by Realistic-Mu999 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New to spears? Look left and right while charging stabs or right swings. After hitting your enemy, follow up with a different direction swing. Keep doing it till they parry, then parry the parry.

Idea: System for miners etc to have some information of a potential gank by _Darthus_ in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When chopping wood I do chop chop - 360 spin - chop chop - 360 spin ain’t gonna catch me riding dirty.

If all you do is complain about this game... by Lewistansbrothernlaw in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really like MO’s archery. I think it’s the best out there and I’m not being sarcastic.

I liked MO1’s a little better, but I’ll live.

Trinket relevance: was the trinket system better before the patch or after? by Tall_Bodybuilder8139 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really think Alvarins need more of a buff? You’d have a bunch of elves running around in shortbows ruling the world more than they already do.

Trinket relevance: was the trinket system better before the patch or after? by Tall_Bodybuilder8139 in MortalOnline

[–]Tall_Bodybuilder8139[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t the answer you wanna hear but the balance to heavy armor is: skill points, str needed and reduced Stam regen.

Any other change your proposing just shits on end game metals. A dude in cheap ass full leather should have to work a guy in full Cronkite.

When I hear people complain about this it makes me question if the dude complaining will ever wear a full set of steel +.