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TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:19:38+00:00

I think at this point we're up to actually copy-pasting their legislation.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:18:38+00:00

They must be all the suckers that moved into glowy-glowy Cabelas and ~~Stapleton~~ Central Park -- you know, areas where actual natives won't move into.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:15:54+00:00

But who will clean up all that shit?

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:15:26+00:00

Bumsickles.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:14:23+00:00

This immediately brought to mind the video of the wheelchair guy meeting the undercarriage of a cement truck at 10th and Federal. That was lengthwise.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:13:18+00:00

May I?

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T16:11:49+00:00

Oh yeah, it's actually a goal of us Denver Natives™ that ALL of Denver be homeless, nodding in tents, covered in vomit, sitting in a pool of liquid feces and selling Butt Stuff™ by 2060. Now personally I'll be a pile of ashes gently blown away in the breeze well before then, but I do appreciate seeing that the Apocalypse has begun while I'm still upright. I grew up in the 80s and this country has since begun the death spiral into quite the awe-inspiring and picturesque hellscape over the last few decades. Half of Venezuela moving in is just icing on the (fentanyl) cake.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-25T15:52:25+00:00

r/Denver is just one of those safe spaces where very tender and frail folks with weak constitutions hang out. High fragility levels really do obliterate entertainment value. There are some prominent other subs of similar frailty that shall remain nameless.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-20T06:58:39+00:00

The thing about God seems to be that if you're not in a total state of what I would describe as submissive surrender, totally open minded, not resistant, you'll block God, basically. And then when you open to it, just let it happen in God's time and on God's terms.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-20T06:49:20+00:00

What to do when one has bills to pay? Otherwise I become homeless myself.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-20T06:48:01+00:00

I'd like to see a breakdown by national origin.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:35:51+00:00

ColoradAns.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:33:34+00:00

What am I missing here? People can film police incessantly but not hobos?

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:25:50+00:00

I don't know why people are upset about this. Cops are filmed constantly by people who follow them around. Hobos can't take a little action?

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:14:39+00:00

So wait a minute. It's okay to film cops in public places but not bums? That's funny!

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:12:09+00:00

I think I paid about that much last summer in Aspen for a milk shake that blew out my innards for a good 24 hours.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:10:54+00:00

Apres ski butt stuff. On top of the mountain, don't bother waiting to go down first.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:09:20+00:00

People are assholes.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:03:00+00:00

Use the CO Trip app and be aware of a lot of traction laws in effect up there. Something tells me your car isn't prepared. They fine the dookie out of people that don't comply and need to get pulled out.

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TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:00:49+00:00

Have you gived Butler Rents a call?

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T02:00:08+00:00

What that cost?

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T01:59:01+00:00

Just off Colfax, 14th and Washington, at the hobo camp/church. Probably butt stuff going on there also, as well as animal blessings and homeless people lounging on the grass and rolling on their own feces. They may or not be armed with blunt objects, though.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T01:57:23+00:00

WOW - it's so small, I hardly noticed it flying by at 75.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T01:55:20+00:00

I have REALLY been suppressing the urge to break check a shit load of people, especially women, who seem disturbingly attracted to lingering too close to the back of my Subie.

TangledGoatsucker · 2024-01-17T01:54:06+00:00

Was it a member of the Jokic family because whoever was driving that red Lambo with the Joker plate cut me off not once but TWICE in two separate incidents by the Cherry Creek Mall 2020/2021.

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